Chapter 6 Beware, scray matiral hear, vewer excretion advised.
Lidna assassnated Hitler. He fell backwards, and then exploded, becoming a boddy double. The double says, "That an man as evil as Hitler escaped is this evil double's gratest wish..."
The duble melted.
Then corupted self apeared, and he revealed, "I killed Cedric Diggery. I made it look liek Vlodemort killed hum. I killed him cuz it felt good. More killing, more more more more more!"
Corupted self ataked Vampire, pale duud and Lidna.
Corupted self did hypor beam on vampire and so he did shoop da whoop and fired his lazah.
Vampire dodged barely, getting his shulder burned and he could not longer giev the cold shoulder. (geddit?)
pale duud was suddenly taken away into the time stream by corruped slef. Who did the evil giggle-laugh. "Muahahahahahahahahaha!"
Lidna punched him with a punch of courage and he shattered, but was not dead, but had been banished to the dark realm inside the book called the narconobricon.
And then more Nazis showed up, but the time stream opened up. Lidna and friedns wur back in Hogswartz.