Hitlery tried to escape and she did but she was ingjurt. She ran to get away from dirrell but WAITING FOR HER WAS HERNIA SANDAL.
Hernia aim with his arm like a kamahamaha in dragon boll and a fedora appear in front of hit and the head hole where you put your head in it aimed towards hitlery and started glowing.
"GIGA REDDIT BEEMU" hernia yelled to the heavans.
A beam of like comprised of neck hair and mountain dew shot out at hitlery and hitlery was agape.
"That's a nice try but watch this hernia!" and hitlery tried summoning a feminism beam BUT DIRRELL'S ATTACK MADE HER UNABLE TO. Hernia toke advantage of this and attack hitlery with a hammer and sickle. Hitlery was losing support form the cuckold/sjw crowd.
"To pave the way for a true communistic society, we must take the one-percent out back, aim a gun to their heads, and pull the trigger. Then, we will redistribute their wealth." – hernia sandal (he really said this in real life, this is an actual quote)
Hernia sandal was leading in iowa and new hamster now and gaining traction nationaly.