Okay guys, I've tried to comply with all of your requests, and here's what happened!
I hope you all enjoy it!
Amy: Oye, Link!
Link:…why?
Amy: What do you get when you cross a soda and a forest elf kid?
Link:…I don't even like soda…
Amy: A Coke-iri!
Link: And she's back at it…
Amy: Hey, Jiggles!
Jigglypuff: Hi!
Amy: You're such a lucky lil' Pokémon!
Jigglypuff: really?
Amy: Yeah! I can't make a jokes about you! That would be TIRING!
Jigglypuff:…Huh?
Amy: Yeah, I just can't! I'm sure I'd need to REST before I came up with one!
Jigglypuff:…Oh no…
Amy: Hey, Ike!
Ike:…Crap, are ya gonna make fun of me too?
Amy: No! I was just wondering, how many Marth's does it take to paint the wall?
Ike:…One?
Amy: Depends on how hard you throw them!
Ike:…Go tell Lucina…
Amy: Hey, how ya doing, Pit?
Pit: Doing well, why?
Amy: I've got a question for you.
Pit: Sure; go ahead!
Amy: Is Pit your first or last name?
Pit:…First name, why?
Amy: Oh, okay; I get it now!
Pit:…Why?
Amy: All along, I thought that your first name was "Arm".
Pit:…Lady Palutena put you up to this, didn't she?
Bowser Jr.: Why can't you just shut up!? I mean, you act like you don't have a brain!
Amy: Well, you act like you don't have a mom! Oh wait, you don't!
Bowser Jr.:...*Crying*
Amy: Crap, Bowser's gonna sit on me…*Runs*
Amy: Hey, Samus!
Samus:…What do you want, kid?
Amy: Do you like to solve puzzles?
Samus:…Yeah, why?
Amy: Good, cause I need help with this RIDDLE-y!
Samus:…one, that was a bad joke…Two, you have five seconds before I blast your ass…
Amy: Hey, Snake!
Snake: can I help you?
Amy: I know why you were kicked from Smash bros!
Snake:…Why?
Amy: You couldn't think outside the box!
Snake:…I'm going to stuff you into that box soon…
Amy: Hey, Falcon!
Flacon: Make one more joke about my catch phrase; I dare you.
Amy: No, I was just wondering if you've ever been a waiter.
Flacon: I've tried; but I'm not very good at it. Why?
Amy: You only serve Falcon punch!
Flacon:…Go annoy Link…
Amy: Hey, Ike!
Ike: Didn't I tell you to annoy Marth?
Amy: But I wanted to give ya some candy first!
Ike:…Okay. What kind?
Amy: Mike n' Ike!
Ike:…Who's Mike?
Amy: Hey, King Dedede!
Dedede: Yes?
Amy: I heard that there's a game for you, Ganon and Bowser!
Dedede: Really? What's it called?
Amy: Clash of the titans and doofus!
Dedede:…Oh, I was always aware of the fact that I was titan like! And, to be honest, Bowser is a doofus!
Amy: (0_0) Wow…I wasn't aware of the fact that you were an idiot…
Bowser: YOU STUPID INSIGNIFICANT WORM, I'LL CRUSH YOU, YOU SMALL PATHETIC GIRL!
Amy: I'll take being small and skinny over being a fat ass trapped in a turtle shell any day.
Link: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I know that you're crazy, which is why I no like you.
Amy: Roses are red, Violets are blue; God made me special; the fuck happened to you?
Link:…And this is why I don't try anymore…I can't beat her at her own game…
Amy: Damn right, fairy boy.
Hope you guys enjoyed it, can't wait for the reviews!