I 'd like to thank Crimson Cupcake for some of the ideas and quotes
File 6: What are some things the Varia will never say?
Xanxus:
"Let's all be Friends!"
"How about a good game of Duck-Duck-Goose?"
"Dance dance, We're Falling apart at half time..."
-Smiles- "Would you please get me some apple juice?"
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, what would you do?"
Lussaria:
"Ew... Necrophilia is sick..."
"Oh god! I feel like a f---ing little girl!"
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, what would you do?"
Leviathan:
-Shows up two hours late- "What About Duck-Duck-Goose?"
"I love the 10th generation boss!"
"Screw Xanxus!"
"Procrastination is a way of life. Accept it. Embrace it. Do it... tomorrow…"
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, what would you do?"
Belphagor:
"Lolz"
"Here, Take My Tiera! You're the New Prince."
"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener...."
"I miss my brother..."
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, what would you do?"
Squalo:
"Why do I always shout?
"Good Job!"
"BANANA!"
"Superbi Squalo! Demolitions Expert!"
"There's a Cat in my sleeve!"
"Fish scare me..."
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, what would you do?"
Mammon:
"I'm actually a Woman, and I'm pregnant"
"It's free"
"I don't Need Money!"
-Throws hood back-
Fran:
"I prefer Rasiel to Bel, At least he doesn't repeatedly stab me with knifes."
"I'm one sexy beast!"
Gol Mosca:
"Domo arigato, Mister Roboto"
File 7: What are somethings the Varia MIGHT say?
Lussaria:
"Dance Dance, We're Falling apart at half time..."
"Sorry, I misplaced my pants"
"If you're a guy, There is never an inappropriate time to take off your shirt."
"What is the quickest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris' Fist!"
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, Would you let me keep your corpse?"
Leviathan:
"I'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-samaI'msorryXanxus-sama!"
"Some Weird Guy made me say those things!"
"WHEN SOMEONE KILLS YOU IN YOUR SLEEP BECAUSE NOBODY BOTHERED ABOUT SAFETY, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME!"
"We don't want safe failure!"
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, can you tell Xanxus-sama it was Bel?"
Bel:
"So No Game Of Duck-Duck-Goose?"
"I like you to take comfort in knowing that my expectations of you have always been non-existent"
"Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head.""
"If you were on a jury and I killed someone, How fast would you run?"
Squalo:
"Did you just bitch-slap my beer?"
-Trying to dry his hair- "This is much more masculine then it looks."
"When in doubt, C4!"
"There's no place for truth on the Internet!"
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, You better say something good!"
Mammon:
"Hey, if you were on a jury and I killed someone, How much would It cost to buy you off?"
"When in doubt, steal a cupcake~!"
Fran:
"I'm one sexy beast."
Gol Mosca:
Nothing
Xanxus:
"Time for a fire drill. Levi, your fired."
"I ASKED FOR SCOTCH!" -Throws glass-"DAMMIT SQUALO!"
"Who the Hell are you and why are you video-taping this?"
G.Q.:"I only regret not stopping Sooner" -Gets Obliterated by entire Varia-