After a long and difficult journey through the underground, our hero Princess Rosalina and her fairy god mother Zero finally emerged upon the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom once more. Their long quest together was finally at an end...
Hah, as if.
Rosalina ripped a gross, unladylike fart as she happily skipped through the cartoonish grassy fields of the mushroom kingdom in her (now clean) swimsuit, on a beautiful day with Zero unhappily levitating after her, the only thing ruining the beauty of it all being the gassy princesses constant farts escaping her big, bouncy butt
"Oh The sweetness of fresh air, how I missed you so!" Rosalina stated with a giggle, letting out a deep pitched fart in Zero's direction "Aren't you happy we're finally out of the horrible underground Zero?"
"Well I am, but I would be more so if your damn gas wasn't polluting all the fresh air out here" Zero replied sharply, fanning away the stench of Rosalina's farts from his face "I swear, dont you ever think of giving your asshole a break with all the farting?"
Rosalina stopped hopping and stared at Zero blankly for a moment, before farting abruptly, giggling as she continued happily skipping along
"Well you should know, of COURSE I've thought of it but lately, I think Im starting to enjoy my little talent!" Rosalina said gleefully, shaking her sexy butt at Zero with a small poot
"Yeah well just dont forget, making sure this little 'talent' gets taken care of is kinda the whole reason Im still here, remember?" Zero stated with a sigh
"Oh whatever, cheer up for crying out loud! You can tell me more when we get back home" Rosalina replied
"And where might that be?" Zero asked
"The observatory!"
"And how might we get there?"
"..."
Rosalina was at a loss for words. Being trapped in the underground following Palutena's shenanigans made her completely forget everything about being a cosmic princess, one of which being how the heck she'd get back home
"Uhh... I mean... The Lumas are bound to notice we're missing sooner or later... Right?" Rosalina asked, attempting to reassure the frustrated Zero, who only pinched his nose in annoyance as Rosalina let out a squeaky toot, causing flowers behind her to brown and wilt
"Ugh, whatever lets just, find Toad Town or whatever so we can eat already" Zero said in frustration, polishing the star on his forehead
"Aw whats the big deal? We have tons of food, remember?" Rosalina reassured Zero, giving her big butt a light spank and holding out another smelly clump of starbits
"We're leaving." Zero said abruptly in a moody manner, proceeding to levitate off in another direction as Rosalina giggled, munching down the starbits, patting her belly as she ripped a wet fart, gasping as she held her bottom
"Oohhohooh, excuse me!" Rosalina said cutely, fanning away the ripe stench as she followed along, annoying Zero every step of the way "wouldnt hurt if we could find a potty on the way either!" She continued, wiggling her butt signifying her need to go #2
Meanwhile in Skyworld, the Goddess of light Palutena grumpily watched the two from a crystal mirror, sitting on her fat ass on a white sofa as Pit entered the scene munching on a bucket of KFC
"Spying on those two again Lady Palutena?" Pit asked in a tired manner, shaking his head in disappointment
"Im not spying Pit! Im just monitoring the activity of my enemies is all... Its important, goddess-y work you wouldnt understand" Palutena said, shooing away Pit
"Suuure, well whenever you're ready, we've got a bit of an eggplant wizard problem going on down by the b-
"GO AWAY ALREADY! IM BUSY!" Palutena interrupted snappily, leaning over as she loudly farted in Pit's direction, blowing the poor angel out of the temple
"I'll get you two soon enough... Just you wait..." Palutena mumbled at the image of Rosalina and Zero adventuring through the mushroom kingdom fields
The afternoon sun only got hotter as Zero dragged his feet to the top of a hill for a better view, Rosalina not far behind as she was as bubbly and gassy as ever
"Good lord... why the hell... Dont these goddamn fields... EVER END!?" Zero moaned angrily, feeling like he's been going in complete circles
"Well we have just been in World 1-1 this entire time..." Rosalina shyly mentioned with a smile, as Zero only looked back in annoyance
Zero lifted his head to the horizon, barely making out a small settlement off in the distance, along with a faint sound that could only be described as... a different background music...
"There! Toad Town!" Zero cheered weakly, trying to stand straight as he was literally dying, with rosalina bright and happily jumping up and down with joy "Now then, the ultimate opportunity to try out THIS!" Zero exclaimed, taking out of nowhere the paraglider from Breath Of The Wild "If we use this, we'll reach town in no time and effort at all!" He finished, with newfound confidence
One bad idea later,
"THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA" Zero choked, paragliding through the sky of the mushroom kingdom towards Toad Town, as Rosalina held onto him by his ankles, the heavyweight princess nearly ripping him in two
"Wow! We're so high up its beautiful from here!" Rosalina said happily, farting as it gave the two an extra push in mid air, followed by her stomach churning ominously
"NO SHIT WE'RE HIGH UP" Zero gritted through his teeth "ever think about losing a few pounds Rosa?"
Zero was greeted without a response, only the sound of Rosalina grunting as his eyes widened, hearing a few wet farts followed by crackling noises before the princess sighed of relief, letting out a cute little poot
"Aaahh... That feels much better" Rosalina said happily
"Rosa did... Did you just poop!?" Zero asked in a shocked manner, looking down at Rosalina, as she pinched her swimsuit to one side of her massive butt with one hand, her buttcrack smothered in smelly brown muck as she farted again
"Aw I couldnt hold it up here!" Rosalina complained back to Zero, holding back onto his ankles as she wiggled her swimsuit back into place "Besiiiides, I doubt my poopsies can do anything bad!" she finished, letting out another tuba toot
elsewhere,
Mario had just made it to the end of World 1-1 riding his faithful friend Yoshi, the two stopping directly in front of a large abyss, the last thing separating them from the flagpole at the end of the World
"Now you better not just jump off of me in the middle of the pit just to get an extra boost over, alright?" Yoshi asked Mario in a suspicious tone, looking back at the red plumber
"Dont worry my friend, we can do this as a team!" Mario reassured the green dinosaur
Yoshi then charged forward as he leaped, making it only half of the distance before Mario kicked off of him, triumphantly towards the flagpole
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! I HOPE A BIRD SHITS IN YOUR EYE!" Yoshi furiously screamed at Mario as he plummeted into the abyss
Mario victoriously laughed in mid air before he was struck in the face by Rosalina's previous poop, the mushy load blinding the plumber as he screamed from its ungodly stench, falling back into the abyss as it caused a Game Over
we now return you to your regularly scheduled program,
"Look, we're almost there!" Rosalina cheered, pointing to Toad Town as the happy village came into view
Suddenly, as if on cue, the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 dashed by Rosalina and Zero, turning back and knocking the two as they were sent blasting off again
one unfortunate event later,
It was a beautiful and busy day in Ricco harbor, as the villagers halted, looking up to the sky as Zero came screaming, flying into the water fountain, lifting his head out the water as he adjusted the star on his head, looking around frantically
"What the hell was that Sun-thing!?" He panicked, sitting in the water fountain as the many Piantas watched, before noticing the lack of stench around him "Rosa? Rosa where the hell are you?!"
Zero was cast in shadow as he looked around, before looking up to notice two big, round objects blocking out the sun, before taking a closer look to realize it was Rosalina's massive, gassy ass, before taking an even closer look as the space princess landed directly on top of him in the fountain with a large splash
"Oh my! What's that guy's problem?" Rosalina wondered unhappily, her fat ass directly on Zero's face as his screams were muffled, the space princess rubbing her butt on his face as she wondered where her friend was "Oh Zero! There you are! Oh, Im so happy you're okay!" Rosalina said gleefully, still not lifting herself from Zero, who was in between drowning and suffocating underwater as Rosalina let out a bubbly fart
Rosalina proceeded to look around at the strange scenery, noting how far off the two must have been sent as she was unfamiliar with the Piantas of Isle Delfino
"Woah there, this fountain's public property you know?" A sailor-dressed Pianta asked as he walked by Rosalina, completely ignoring the fact her big butt was both obscuring and submerging another person under the fountain as Zero continued to struggle under the princess
"Oh Im sorry, we didnt know! We were just sent flying wherever this is by some angry sun monster up there!" Rosalina explained innocently
"Ahh, the Angry Sun, yeh he's an asshole alright, but where are my manners, welcome to Isle Delfino, Ricco Harbor! Relax yaself, we'll get yeh on the next boat outta here" The sailor reassured kindly
Rosalina gasped before squealing with joy, farting again on Zero as a few bubbles rose up behind her
"Oh, my, God, Isle Delfino! I've always wanted to come here! Oh Im so excited I could just pee!" Rosalina cheered happily, bouncing her big butt up and down on Zero as he audibly panicked underwater "Wait, since Im in the water I might as well, if you'll excuse me~" Rosalina asked the sailor politely, adjusting herself on Zero until he had absolutely no space under her, Zero ceasing to struggle
"Well eehh... You just take a load off, alright?" The sailor asked as he began walking off, turning back again "And hey, didnt someone fall in there before yeh?"
Rosalina tilted her head in confusion as she sat in the warm and slightly yellow spot she made in both the fountain and on her companions face, before gasping, standing up in the fountain as Zero remained motionless and disoriented underwater, a few bubbles rising from his mouth
"Oh Zero! I almost forgot about you there for a sec!" Rosalina giggled cutely, lifting the motionless Zero from the fountain as the two stepped out "But look where we are! Isle Delfino! Isnt it beautiful?" Rosalina asked gleefully, jumping up and down with Zero in her arms who was completely limp, as the many observing Piantas stared on in shock