Rule #51
In accordance with rule #39 , don't leave milk bottles around wherever Ed is staying
(He threw them out)
(What a waste)
(I replaced them with fresh bottles while he was out)
(Now he's convinced the milk is haunting him)
oOo
Rule #52
DO NOT EVER TAKE WINRY'S WRENCH!
(Ed wasn't kidding when he said she turned into a demon)
(Winry is super scary)
oOo
Rule #53
Do not sing Be Prepared whenever Mustang is talking about becoming Fu hr er
(Honestly Roy kinda likes it)
(Riza wasn't amused)
(Havoc thought it was hilarious)
oOo
Rule #54
Scar is not a lion
(Even if his name is Scar and he has a scar)
(He wasn't amused when I explained it to him)
oOo
Rule #55
Do not tell Olivier she needs to wear a dress
(Do you have a death wish?)
oOo
Rule #56
Mustang is not allowed access to mistletoe under any circumstance
(He turns into a raging raging pervert when he's drunk and has access to mistletoe at the Christmas party)
(Riza had to knock him out)
oOo
Rule #57
Do not hide fireworks near Mustang when he's using his alchemy
(Spooked the hell out of Central Command)
oOo
Rule #58
In accordance to rule #57, do not set fireworks off in any of the command buildings
(The chaos was glorious)
oOo
Rule #59
Do not sing Let It Snow while at Briggs
(They don't appreciate it)
(It gets old fast)
(To be fair, Buccaneer really liked it)
oOo
Rule #60
Do not sing Let It Go while at Briggs either
(Olivier says it's making a mockery of Briggs to Drachma)
(Buccaneer really seemed to like it.)
(I know what to get him for Christmas now)