Mass Effect: Doing the rounds

by Janizary

Everyone who knows Mass Effect knows about 'The Rounds'. Shepard's tireless efforts to bolster crew morale, share things that others probably feel a bit uncomfortable with, and generally pester people who might have better things to do. Some of the off-screen things our dear Commander has stumbled into in his quest for companionship. 8/15 Update: Chapter 8 - "What the parrot saw"

6. Chapter 6 - Wrex

A/N: Yes, I suck. The rock I live under is sometimes too heavy to lift.

Trying a dialog-only short. It came off better without narrative. ;)

I don't own Mass Effect, Bioware, or EA. If I did there would have been a Elchor mime on the Citadel.

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Setting: Mass Effect 1 – Normandy – 'Cargo' bay

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Some things can't be unseen

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"Wrex."

"Shepard."

"Wrex!"

"Shepard!"

"WREX!"

"WHAT?"

"Why are you naked?"

"Wash day."

"So you just stand around naked?"

"Yep. Gotta' problem with that?"

"Why don't you put on some spare clothes?"

"Did you see me come on board with any baggage?"

"You're scaring Garrus."

"Good."

"Engineer Adams says Tali is hiding in a corner of engineering and won't stop shaking."

"Heh, Quarians."

"Williams said she offered you a towel."

"Yep. Hung it right here."

"Urk…"