A/N: Guess who's back... back again.

Natsu walked into school with a sour face. He was feeling less like hitting someone with a brick and more like throwing himself off a cliff. It was all his fault. His new friend was being slammed because of his idiocy. Natsu sighed as he readjusted his bag that hung from his shoulder.

How was Lucy feeling in all of this? He hadn't seen her since yesterday at the beginning of school and god was he dreading it. She always looked so happy and he knew how defeated she'd be by this. She was just a junior! There was no way that she had ever had to deal with this before and it was all his fault.

Natsu groaned as he leaned against his locker. Today was going to be shit and all because people just couldn't keep out of others business. Who really cared if he and Lucy were a thing? Not that they were, but there was no problem with it. Yukino had broken up with him for goodness sake. It wasn't like a guy wasn't allowed to move on and especially since Lucy was just really great. He smiled. Lucy would probably be the perfect girlfriend.

"Fwa! Look at this Jackal-Kun."

The voice was like a slap to the face. There was only one person with a voice that annoying. Lamy.

Natsu looked up and visibly cringed when he saw the girl and cursed his luck when he noticed that she was approaching him. Now, Natsu didn't really hate anyone in his year group but this girl just- her face just made him want to backflip off the statue of liberty into shark infested waters. She was just that annoying. He didn't even understand how she could be graduating this year when she looked twelve years old. Literally he had asked her to bring in her birth certificate once.

It was not like her style helped this either. She wore bunny ears for fuck sake! Natsu didn't understand how Jackal hadn't blown up her face yet. Lamy was that annoying.

"Natsu, you son of a bitch! Heard you've been messing around?"

Okay, Natsu thought as he looked at Jackal standing in front of him, don't punch him in the face.

"Who did they say again? Lucy? Well more like Loosy after you've been finished with her," Jackal grinned, his sharp eyes staring at him with such an intensity, trying to push the jocks buttons. And boy oh boy was it working.

"Shut the fuck up," Natsu yelled and directed eyes of fellow students to them.

"Faafaa! Two hotties fighting~"

Jackal took a step forward, getting up into the jocks face. "It really shows how little you cared for your last bitch. No wonder she dumped you."

Natsu curled his hands into fists, reading when to take a swing at this fucking cat looking dickhead. That was until he felt a hand on his arm and saw the back of a familiar blonde head.

"Now, now boys I don't think either of you can afford another spat. Especially you Jackal considering Makarov's last warning."

Natsu was standing there, mouth open like some Greek statue. She was standing there, fine as hell, giving Jackal attitude and sass like she was Nicki Minaj. Wasn't she upset at all? People at this could be vicious and they were probably slamming her hard. Yet she was here, hands on hips and spitting fire. Natsu watched as Lucy told Jackal what was up and… was he getting turned on? Holy crap.

"Come on, Natsu. I can't stand being near trash," Lucy spat before spinning around, hair flicking up like some supermodel, and walking away. Natsu followed behind her, amazement sparkling in his eyes. Lucy was fire.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait," Natsu called after he got over what just happened, "How did you do that? You were so cool. Are you ok? I'm so sorry I was so stupid and I just didn't think about what everyone would assume and-"

"Natsu, it's ok. Just chill. Everyone talks shit."

"But you- I- You just came in and I thought-"

Lucy snickered and her expression turned sly, "You really think I would be effected by rumours that aren't true. Well, half of it is. You do wish you were in my pants." Natsu gulped as his face flushed. When did she get this close?

"I do not! Why would I-"

"Hush, Natsu. It's not a secret anymore so you don't have to deny it. I'll catch you later." With that she walked away and all Natsu could do was watch her hips as she did so. Not actually. He chased that little vixen down with steam coming out of his ears and a whole lot to say.

I have been busy doing life and I haven't been feeling up to writing but now I'm sick so I was like naw better do this