MA: hey peoples. And before I begin, I would just like to say one thing; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU BASTARDS! YOU'VE RUINED IT! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Max: it's ok. I'm mad too.
MA: it's not fair, man. First Tai and sora, now this.
Takato: hey guys. What's up?
MA: YOU! (Jumps at takato and begins straggling him.) How could you bastard?
Takato: can't breathe...
Max: take it easy on the boy man. Lets just get on with the show, ok?
MA: you're right. (Releases takato.) My next guest will probably do a lot worst than I did.
Takato: who?
MA: rika. (Rika enters.)
Rika: hello, takato.
Takato: rika, y-you look nice t-t-today.
Rika: I have one thing to say you: (begins straggling him.) YOU DIRTY SUM BITCH! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO HER!
Takato: they forced me...ack!
Rika: YOU COULD'VE SAID NO! DREAM GIRL MY ASS!
MA: rika! Rika! No!
Rika: what do you mean no?
MA: your hands are too little! (Both begin straggling him.)
Max: since ma's suffering from a case of temporary insanity, I'm in charge. Ma doesn't own digimon, because if he did, he and rika wouldn't be choking the crap out of takato. Ah well, on with the fic! Hey! Save some for me!
D3: MAX'S ODYSSEY
MAX VS. BEELZEMON
" Whoopee!" guilomon shouted as he cannon balled into the pond. The digimon had a chance to heal from the battle while max and the tamers got to know each other.
" So I just swipe the card through here?" max asked as he examined takato's d-power.
" Yep, it's pretty simple."
" Nice." He said as he handed it back to him.
" Max, how did you do all those thing?" asked rika.
" It's all in how you use your energy."
" Cool."
Max then looked over to jeri, who was still alone, aside from her puppet. Max then got up and went to sit next to her.
" Hey, jeri. I know it hurts, believe I know. I lost of good friend but I still went on."
Jeri still said nothing.
" Ok. Jeri, hand me your d-power. I want to show you something."
" Why?"
" I think you'll like It." he said as she did as he asked.
" My father always told me that digimon don't really die. They are like a smoldering fire; it may look like it's gone out but if you breathe on the embers..." he said as he enclosed the device in his hands and closed his eyes. Suddenly, to Jeri's surprise, his hands began to glow with a golden light. It got brighter and brighter until a beam of light shot from his hands and to the ground, resulting in an explosion of light that engulfed the area. As it died, a sight greeted her eyes that brought a much-needed smile rolled onto her face.
" Jeri?"
" L-l-leomon?"
Leomon was on the ground with a clueless look on his face as jeri ran up to him and gave him a much-needed hug. Max grinned as the other digimon and tamers ran to see the commotion.
" Leomon?! But how?" asked Henry.
" I remember being deleted by beelzemon, saying good bye to jeri and then... nothing. All of a sudden, I felt a force pulling me into this light and I ended on here."
" How did you do that?" asked takato.
" Well, I sensed a bit of leomon's data in here d-power. That's why hers never went off line completely. I merely unlocked that data and sort of cloned him."
" So he isn't leomon?" asked kazu.
" He'll think leomon, act like leomon, and fight like leomon. In all the ways that could, he will be leomon but right now, I don't jeri cares." He said as he sat down to the pond to wash his face when he suddenly looked from the water.
" Did like that little performance, renamon?"
The digimon in question appeared right behind max with absolute shock on her face. No one, human or digimon has been able to sense her presence while she was hidden. She was, certainly, stunned but a small part of her was impressed.
" How did you know I was there?"
" I'm a man of many talents." He said as he stood up, faced renamon and gave a wink, causing her to blush.
The tamers were once again on the road to the sovereign's fortress; jeri was at leomon's side in the back, then came kazu and kenta with guardramon, then renamon and rika, Henry, Susie, Lopmon, and terriermon, and then takato, guilomon, gojiramon, and max.
" Are you and max partners like me and takato?" asked guilomon.
" No, we're just friend. He saved my butt from some nasty digimon a few days ago. I owe him."
" Say max, can we talk?" takato said as he ran next to max.
" Shoot."
" Where did you learn all this stuff?"
" I was sort born like this."
" Where were you born?"
" My origins are what you call complicated."
" I understand. Jeez, my folks are probably worried sick."
" I know what it's like to miss people."
" Who you missing?"
" A girl."
" Must be some girl."
" Yeah, brown hair, great smile, killer body and the blue eyes you've ever seen. I mean the kind of eyes that if you stare at them long enough, you could get lost in them."
" Yeah, I know."
" So does rika know?"
" WHAT!?" he exclaimed as he began to stammer. He finally signed, know that he couldn't hide it.
" How did you know?"
" Watching; you're very protective of her, you confide in her often and you think about almost hourly."
" How did you know that?"
" Minds are like books; you can read anyone you want once you know how. Oh, there was one more thing."
" What?"
" You kinda of blush when she calls you, uh gogglehead."
" Is it that obvious?"
" Just to me. Why haven't you tried anything?"
" I don't think she'll like me. She might go for a great tamer like ryo, or a smart guy like Henry. Me? I just lie she calls me, a gogglehead."
" She might like you back. You just have to try."
" So what do you thing of max?" asked rika.
" He's alright."
" He's amazing is what he is. He super strong, super fast, and can make digimon digivolve with a touch and he brought leomon back."
" And he's kind of cute." Renamon said quietly, or at least she thought.
" Did I hear right? Renamon, my renamon, thinks someone's cute?! A human no less!? How?"
" Well for one he complemented me on my looks. That's a first. And he's strong, which is a plus in my book."
" But he's human."
" I know but there's something about him that's attractive to me. He's almost like a digimon but different. It's irrespirable, in a way."
" I believe it! You, fawning over a guy, a human no less."
" You know all about that, wouldn't you rika?"
This caused the redhead to gasp a little.
" How?"
" I'm your partner, rika, it's my job to know things like that. Why don't you tell him?"
" He wouldn't go for me. I insult him, put him down, and I called a gogglehead. He'll probably go for someone like jeri, not a tomboy like me."
" He may surprise you yet."
" That is a big castle!" said kazu.
That statement was right on as max and the tamers came to the gate in front of the massive tower of zhuchialmon, the digimon sovereign. Max's eyes contracted as he looked at the building.
" What's up max?" asked takato.
" I sense a digimon of unbelievable power."
" Guys, seeing as I'm the only one without a partner, I elect to stay behind." Said kenta nervously.
" That's a good idea. Kazu you and guardramon stay too." Said Henry.
" Ok. But you better save some action for us."
" Susie, I want you to stay here."
" No Henry. I want to go too. (Sorry, I can't write how she talks.)"
" No. We might have to fight and I don't want to worry about you."
Suddenly, max's gaze shot behind him with a look of concern on his face.
" What is it?" asked renamon.
" If you guys are going to go, do it now."
" Why?"
" Someone's coming."
Before they had a chance to ask whom, they got their answer in the form of beelzemon on his bike. In a blink of an eye, he passed through the group and stopped in front of the gate with one difference, he had jeri in his grip.
" Hi guys. Nice see you again."
" Jeri!"
" Slow your roll, lion boy! I don't know how you came back, leomon but take another step and she'll take your place." He said as he put one his guns to her neck as she began crying.
" When I give you the signal, head for the gate." Max said.
" What's the signal?"
" You'll know when you see It." he said as he slowly began to walk towards beelzemon.
" So you're beelzemon, huh?"
" And you're the human that beat the murasimon? I don't see what's so special about you."
" I was thinking the same. What kind of strong digimon takes a little girl hostage with a gun?"
" A strong one."
" Come on. Put the gun down and we'll duke it out, just me and you."
" As much as I want to, I have a job to do."
" Just because you have a job to do doesn't mean you can't have fun. You know you want to fight me."
" SHUT UP!!"
" Come on, beelzemon, you don't need the girl, you don't need the gun. Come on, man, let's party!"
" I beat you. I don't need the girl! I don't need the gun!" he said as he threw jeri and his gun.
" I can kill you!!!!! I'm gonna kill you now!!! He yelled as he jumped at max.
" I guess that's the signal! Terriermon said as he, guilomon, Lopmon, renamon, Henry, rika, and takato dashed to the gates.
" Good luck max."
Beelzemon slashed at max with his claws, only to have the teen dodge it effortlessly. Finally, he was able to punch max in the cheek getting him to lean him head back. Max brought his head back up with a grin and no mark on him. He then rammed his knee into his face, sending him a few feet back. The mega then putted out his gun and fired.
DOUBLE IMPACT
Max merely moved out of the way of the bullet and fired his own blast, destroying his gun. Pissed, his claws glowed red as leomon remember the attack that deleted him.
DARKNESS CLAW
Max caught his hands, as they were about to cut him and twisted them up.
" Of course! Why didn't I see from the beginning?" said leomon.
" What is it?" asked jeri.
" Max was just luring him in. he knew that beelzemon wouldn't resist proving how strong he is so he lured him into this fight. Max is way stronger than beelzemon. He just playing with him now."
" Ahh, man! Max is so cool!" said kazu and kenta.
" Go get'em max!" said gojiramon. Max meanwhile still had beelzemon in his grip until he head butted him into a rock. The mega got to his feet as max stood in front of him. Max began punching him with his speed and with a cross to the face, knocking him out.
" Alright, max!" the tamers cheered as max rejoined them.
" Man chummily, you made that look easy." Said kazu.
" It was easy..." a massive explosion from the castle interrupted him.
" What was that?" asked guardramon.
" You guys stay here. Gojiramon, get on." He said as the digimon got on his back and flew off to the fortress. They landed to see the tamers still standing as they landed.
" Something tells me you guys did more than talk."
" Yeah. Henry and terriermon bio-merged to mega gargomon and beat the crap out of him." Takato said happily.
" Bio-merging. I still can't over that."
" What happened with beelzemon?" asked renamon.
" I left him out cold on the ground. He'll wake up with headache but ok."
" Well I'm just glad we're done with this sovereign stuff is finish..." before rika could finish, zhuchialmon erupted from the rumble and he didn't look happy.
" YOU FOOL THOUGHT YOU COULD DEFEAT?! I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE ANTS!!!!!!! HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
NEXT TIME: max and gallantmon go head up against the sovereign and they have a little help.
The ultimate aid.
MA: well I'm back to normal. Sorry about the beginning.
Max: number 45. (Someone comes in a punches takato.)
MA: oh yeah. Since people found out takato they wanted to take turn hitting him.
Takato: how long do I have to do this?
Rika: until they are all gone.
Takato: how many are left?
Max: about 300. Next!
MA: are sure about this?
Rika: he needs to pay. First I want him beaten within an inch of his life and then...I'll nurse my little gogglehead back to health.
(In walks in goku.)
MA: goku, what are you doing here?
Goku: the gang and me saw it Saturday and we want a piece of him.
MA: you got tickets? (He shows him a fist full of tickets.) Takato, get ready.
Later ficcers!
YOU BASTARDS! YOU'VE RUINED IT! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Max: it's ok. I'm mad too.
MA: it's not fair, man. First Tai and sora, now this.
Takato: hey guys. What's up?
MA: YOU! (Jumps at takato and begins straggling him.) How could you bastard?
Takato: can't breathe...
Max: take it easy on the boy man. Lets just get on with the show, ok?
MA: you're right. (Releases takato.) My next guest will probably do a lot worst than I did.
Takato: who?
MA: rika. (Rika enters.)
Rika: hello, takato.
Takato: rika, y-you look nice t-t-today.
Rika: I have one thing to say you: (begins straggling him.) YOU DIRTY SUM BITCH! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO HER!
Takato: they forced me...ack!
Rika: YOU COULD'VE SAID NO! DREAM GIRL MY ASS!
MA: rika! Rika! No!
Rika: what do you mean no?
MA: your hands are too little! (Both begin straggling him.)
Max: since ma's suffering from a case of temporary insanity, I'm in charge. Ma doesn't own digimon, because if he did, he and rika wouldn't be choking the crap out of takato. Ah well, on with the fic! Hey! Save some for me!
D3: MAX'S ODYSSEY
MAX VS. BEELZEMON
" Whoopee!" guilomon shouted as he cannon balled into the pond. The digimon had a chance to heal from the battle while max and the tamers got to know each other.
" So I just swipe the card through here?" max asked as he examined takato's d-power.
" Yep, it's pretty simple."
" Nice." He said as he handed it back to him.
" Max, how did you do all those thing?" asked rika.
" It's all in how you use your energy."
" Cool."
Max then looked over to jeri, who was still alone, aside from her puppet. Max then got up and went to sit next to her.
" Hey, jeri. I know it hurts, believe I know. I lost of good friend but I still went on."
Jeri still said nothing.
" Ok. Jeri, hand me your d-power. I want to show you something."
" Why?"
" I think you'll like It." he said as she did as he asked.
" My father always told me that digimon don't really die. They are like a smoldering fire; it may look like it's gone out but if you breathe on the embers..." he said as he enclosed the device in his hands and closed his eyes. Suddenly, to Jeri's surprise, his hands began to glow with a golden light. It got brighter and brighter until a beam of light shot from his hands and to the ground, resulting in an explosion of light that engulfed the area. As it died, a sight greeted her eyes that brought a much-needed smile rolled onto her face.
" Jeri?"
" L-l-leomon?"
Leomon was on the ground with a clueless look on his face as jeri ran up to him and gave him a much-needed hug. Max grinned as the other digimon and tamers ran to see the commotion.
" Leomon?! But how?" asked Henry.
" I remember being deleted by beelzemon, saying good bye to jeri and then... nothing. All of a sudden, I felt a force pulling me into this light and I ended on here."
" How did you do that?" asked takato.
" Well, I sensed a bit of leomon's data in here d-power. That's why hers never went off line completely. I merely unlocked that data and sort of cloned him."
" So he isn't leomon?" asked kazu.
" He'll think leomon, act like leomon, and fight like leomon. In all the ways that could, he will be leomon but right now, I don't jeri cares." He said as he sat down to the pond to wash his face when he suddenly looked from the water.
" Did like that little performance, renamon?"
The digimon in question appeared right behind max with absolute shock on her face. No one, human or digimon has been able to sense her presence while she was hidden. She was, certainly, stunned but a small part of her was impressed.
" How did you know I was there?"
" I'm a man of many talents." He said as he stood up, faced renamon and gave a wink, causing her to blush.
The tamers were once again on the road to the sovereign's fortress; jeri was at leomon's side in the back, then came kazu and kenta with guardramon, then renamon and rika, Henry, Susie, Lopmon, and terriermon, and then takato, guilomon, gojiramon, and max.
" Are you and max partners like me and takato?" asked guilomon.
" No, we're just friend. He saved my butt from some nasty digimon a few days ago. I owe him."
" Say max, can we talk?" takato said as he ran next to max.
" Shoot."
" Where did you learn all this stuff?"
" I was sort born like this."
" Where were you born?"
" My origins are what you call complicated."
" I understand. Jeez, my folks are probably worried sick."
" I know what it's like to miss people."
" Who you missing?"
" A girl."
" Must be some girl."
" Yeah, brown hair, great smile, killer body and the blue eyes you've ever seen. I mean the kind of eyes that if you stare at them long enough, you could get lost in them."
" Yeah, I know."
" So does rika know?"
" WHAT!?" he exclaimed as he began to stammer. He finally signed, know that he couldn't hide it.
" How did you know?"
" Watching; you're very protective of her, you confide in her often and you think about almost hourly."
" How did you know that?"
" Minds are like books; you can read anyone you want once you know how. Oh, there was one more thing."
" What?"
" You kinda of blush when she calls you, uh gogglehead."
" Is it that obvious?"
" Just to me. Why haven't you tried anything?"
" I don't think she'll like me. She might go for a great tamer like ryo, or a smart guy like Henry. Me? I just lie she calls me, a gogglehead."
" She might like you back. You just have to try."
" So what do you thing of max?" asked rika.
" He's alright."
" He's amazing is what he is. He super strong, super fast, and can make digimon digivolve with a touch and he brought leomon back."
" And he's kind of cute." Renamon said quietly, or at least she thought.
" Did I hear right? Renamon, my renamon, thinks someone's cute?! A human no less!? How?"
" Well for one he complemented me on my looks. That's a first. And he's strong, which is a plus in my book."
" But he's human."
" I know but there's something about him that's attractive to me. He's almost like a digimon but different. It's irrespirable, in a way."
" I believe it! You, fawning over a guy, a human no less."
" You know all about that, wouldn't you rika?"
This caused the redhead to gasp a little.
" How?"
" I'm your partner, rika, it's my job to know things like that. Why don't you tell him?"
" He wouldn't go for me. I insult him, put him down, and I called a gogglehead. He'll probably go for someone like jeri, not a tomboy like me."
" He may surprise you yet."
" That is a big castle!" said kazu.
That statement was right on as max and the tamers came to the gate in front of the massive tower of zhuchialmon, the digimon sovereign. Max's eyes contracted as he looked at the building.
" What's up max?" asked takato.
" I sense a digimon of unbelievable power."
" Guys, seeing as I'm the only one without a partner, I elect to stay behind." Said kenta nervously.
" That's a good idea. Kazu you and guardramon stay too." Said Henry.
" Ok. But you better save some action for us."
" Susie, I want you to stay here."
" No Henry. I want to go too. (Sorry, I can't write how she talks.)"
" No. We might have to fight and I don't want to worry about you."
Suddenly, max's gaze shot behind him with a look of concern on his face.
" What is it?" asked renamon.
" If you guys are going to go, do it now."
" Why?"
" Someone's coming."
Before they had a chance to ask whom, they got their answer in the form of beelzemon on his bike. In a blink of an eye, he passed through the group and stopped in front of the gate with one difference, he had jeri in his grip.
" Hi guys. Nice see you again."
" Jeri!"
" Slow your roll, lion boy! I don't know how you came back, leomon but take another step and she'll take your place." He said as he put one his guns to her neck as she began crying.
" When I give you the signal, head for the gate." Max said.
" What's the signal?"
" You'll know when you see It." he said as he slowly began to walk towards beelzemon.
" So you're beelzemon, huh?"
" And you're the human that beat the murasimon? I don't see what's so special about you."
" I was thinking the same. What kind of strong digimon takes a little girl hostage with a gun?"
" A strong one."
" Come on. Put the gun down and we'll duke it out, just me and you."
" As much as I want to, I have a job to do."
" Just because you have a job to do doesn't mean you can't have fun. You know you want to fight me."
" SHUT UP!!"
" Come on, beelzemon, you don't need the girl, you don't need the gun. Come on, man, let's party!"
" I beat you. I don't need the girl! I don't need the gun!" he said as he threw jeri and his gun.
" I can kill you!!!!! I'm gonna kill you now!!! He yelled as he jumped at max.
" I guess that's the signal! Terriermon said as he, guilomon, Lopmon, renamon, Henry, rika, and takato dashed to the gates.
" Good luck max."
Beelzemon slashed at max with his claws, only to have the teen dodge it effortlessly. Finally, he was able to punch max in the cheek getting him to lean him head back. Max brought his head back up with a grin and no mark on him. He then rammed his knee into his face, sending him a few feet back. The mega then putted out his gun and fired.
DOUBLE IMPACT
Max merely moved out of the way of the bullet and fired his own blast, destroying his gun. Pissed, his claws glowed red as leomon remember the attack that deleted him.
DARKNESS CLAW
Max caught his hands, as they were about to cut him and twisted them up.
" Of course! Why didn't I see from the beginning?" said leomon.
" What is it?" asked jeri.
" Max was just luring him in. he knew that beelzemon wouldn't resist proving how strong he is so he lured him into this fight. Max is way stronger than beelzemon. He just playing with him now."
" Ahh, man! Max is so cool!" said kazu and kenta.
" Go get'em max!" said gojiramon. Max meanwhile still had beelzemon in his grip until he head butted him into a rock. The mega got to his feet as max stood in front of him. Max began punching him with his speed and with a cross to the face, knocking him out.
" Alright, max!" the tamers cheered as max rejoined them.
" Man chummily, you made that look easy." Said kazu.
" It was easy..." a massive explosion from the castle interrupted him.
" What was that?" asked guardramon.
" You guys stay here. Gojiramon, get on." He said as the digimon got on his back and flew off to the fortress. They landed to see the tamers still standing as they landed.
" Something tells me you guys did more than talk."
" Yeah. Henry and terriermon bio-merged to mega gargomon and beat the crap out of him." Takato said happily.
" Bio-merging. I still can't over that."
" What happened with beelzemon?" asked renamon.
" I left him out cold on the ground. He'll wake up with headache but ok."
" Well I'm just glad we're done with this sovereign stuff is finish..." before rika could finish, zhuchialmon erupted from the rumble and he didn't look happy.
" YOU FOOL THOUGHT YOU COULD DEFEAT?! I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE ANTS!!!!!!! HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
NEXT TIME: max and gallantmon go head up against the sovereign and they have a little help.
The ultimate aid.
MA: well I'm back to normal. Sorry about the beginning.
Max: number 45. (Someone comes in a punches takato.)
MA: oh yeah. Since people found out takato they wanted to take turn hitting him.
Takato: how long do I have to do this?
Rika: until they are all gone.
Takato: how many are left?
Max: about 300. Next!
MA: are sure about this?
Rika: he needs to pay. First I want him beaten within an inch of his life and then...I'll nurse my little gogglehead back to health.
(In walks in goku.)
MA: goku, what are you doing here?
Goku: the gang and me saw it Saturday and we want a piece of him.
MA: you got tickets? (He shows him a fist full of tickets.) Takato, get ready.
Later ficcers!