September 17th, 2005—about 11:00 pm.
Dear Diary,
I am still in shock from what happened tonight… I should probably start what happened after I left off…
Okay, Wallace went to Lady Tottington's house to tell her that we "captured" the beast. I drove there and when I got there, he and Lady Tottington were in her garden on top of her house. I climbed up a ladder that led to her roof. There was an open window, so I poked my head in there to see what was happening. Lady Tottington was showing Wallace her vegetables. When he saw them, he was showing rabbit like behavior. One time he started hopping when he said, "It's a veritable…" Hop. "…Vegetable…" Hop. "…Paradise." I tried to catch his attention by throwing a tomato at him, but with my aim, being rubbish, I missed. Then Lady Tottington pulled out this HUGE (!!!!!) carrot. Wallace's eyes got big as inflatable dinner plates that were about to explode. I noticed some shower heads above Lady Tottington and Wallace, so I took a stalk of asparagus and I miraculously hit the faucets to turn the water on. He was about to take a bite out of the carrot when the showers started pouring, so I ruined his chance. GO ME!!! Anyway, we were driving home and Wallace was complaining at me for ruining his "fashionable knitwear, not to mention a relationship with an important client," when I saw that we had to take a detour home. I took a sharp turn into the forest, and through the trees, I saw the sun was setting so I sped up until we were stopped by a fallen tree-trunk. Wallace got out of the car to try to lift the tree out of the way. I looked at the trunk and I saw that the tree hadn't fallen naturally. Then I saw in the mirror, a billowy fabric of some sort. All of a sudden, an axe flew at the fallen tree and I knew who had done this… Victor Quartermaine. His dog Phillip jumped up at the car window and barked fiercely.
"I know your little secret, Pesto." Victor said to Wallace. "You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune." And he went on and on. Wallace tried to go, but his suspenders were axed to the tree and he sprung back. Victor wanted to fight so he started saying, "Come on now, Queensbury rules," and put his fists up. Wallace raised his fists up but then they started shaking. "Ha!" Victor cried triumphantly. "You're shaking. Don't think acting like a big girl's blouse will get you out of it." Then I saw something that made me gasp. Wallace hurled Victor on to the car. Wallace's teeth suddenly doubled in size and became bucked. "What the?" Victor said. Wallace's palms then grew furry, his feet grew, which made his shoes burst, he grew and became hunched over; his ears sprouted up to form rabbit ears, his nose became like a rabbit's, and a fluffy tail grew. As he expanded in size, the buttons on his shirt went flying at Victor and hit him. His clothes ripped off and his underpants landed on Victor's face. I locked the door since Phillip was scratching at the windows. Now I looked out the front window. Wallace had turned into a were-rabbit. He roared, which caused Victor's toupee to fly off. Wallace then let out a great howl and beat his chest, which made other rabbits in the other area do the same thing. Wallace then beat his feet against the ground and then sniffed the air for vegetables. Apparently he found them because he ran off. Victor looked at me with an evil look and then straightened his toupee. I drove off so fast so I could chase after Wallace, thus causing Victor (and his toupee) to fall off the car, leaving him with a frightened Phillip.
I'm at home right now freaking out about it. I should probably go to bed right now since it's like midnight. I shall write in you tomorrow.
-Gromit.
How'd you guys like this chapter? I thought I did a rather good job. Review and I shall give out Victor Quartermaine punching bags with realistic "Ow's" and "That hurt's". Happy Reviewing!
-Harry's Girl 01031992