Author's Note: Sorry People, I've been insanely busy, and I've had the worst writer's block ever, I hope you enjoy thi new chapter, based upon the episode "I Love You! My Dear, Dear Ukyo…"
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Part One: DIE SAOTOME!Ranma-Chan was walking home from school with Akane, and Akane was reading a challenge Ranma had recently gotten.
"… I'm coming to take your life… 'Take your life?' Isn't that a bit harsh?" Akane asked
"I dunno, I'm kind of used to it… hmmm… It says it's from 'Tsubasa Kurenai' I wonder if that's a boy's name or a girl's name… I guess it could be both."
"So what'd you do now?! Steel? Eat without Paying? Get engaged maybe?!"
"Jeepers, Akane, I'm glad you think so highly of me..!" Ranma-chan replied sarcastically.
Just then a MAILBOX turned and Charged at Ranma Shouting "Ranma Saotome, prepare to die!" Ranma easily jumped out of its path, and Akane asked "RANMA! What on Earth did you do to that Mailbox?!"
"I dunno! Forget a postage stamp or something?" Ranma Shouted back, avoiding the Mailbox. Ranma was standing in front of a telephone pole, when she jumped out of the way, still avoiding the enraged Mailbox, it still charged full force at the spot where Ranma had been standing, and ran right into the pole, causing the point of impact to crumble, and toppling the pole right on top of it. After the mailbox being thoroughly squished by the pole, a Girl tore out of it, with a very pissed look on her face.
"She's a girl!" Akane felt the need to point out what should have been seemingly obvious.
"Rrrraanmaaaaa! Ch-charge- Charge I say!" the girl spat out weakly, before collapsing.
Akane hit Ranma over the head with her bag demanding, "WELL?! Aren't you going to tell me who she is?!" Ranma crouched down to get a better look at her, "Hmmmmmmmm… oh? Uh, No Idea."
"I was right wasn't I? You did get engaged again, didn't you?!"
"What are you talkin' about?" Ukyo asked, appearing out of nowhere.
"Oh, Hi, Ucchan." Ranma-chan greeted her less than enthusiastically after being yelled at by her other fiancée for getting engaged again.
Ukyo looked over at the unconscious girl, then with a shocked expression, stuttered "Tsubasa K-kurenai!" Unconscious Tsubasa muttered in her sleep "Dear, dear Ukyo…"
"Hey, she's the one who sent me the letter!" Ranma commented, surprised at who they had just knocked out.
"A friend of yours, Ukyo?" Akane inquired.
"Hardly! Hurry, Hurry!" Ukyo snapped, getting a trashcan and having Ranma stuff Tsubasa in it. Ukyo then hit the can like a baseball, using her spatula as a bat, hitting it out of the Park.
Part Two: "Butt-Ugly" (Tsubasa gets Rejected!)
Oh, GREAT! I never thought anyone would follow me here!" Ukyo Snapped, with an enraged look on her face.
"Funny how that works…" Ranma replied nonchalantly.
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Minutes Later, at "Ucchan's Okonomiyaki"
"Tsubasa and I used to be in the same home-room back at my old school…" Ukyo explained, while grilling some fresh Okonomiyaki.
"Okay, then why…" Akane started speaking.
"Why is Tsubasa so mad at Me?" Ranma finished her question for her.
"I was pretending to be a boy when I got here, remember?"
FLASHBACK:
"Dear Ukyo, Here!" Tsubasa
handed Ukyo an armload of gifts.
"Tsubasa!!! I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I already have a fiancée!"
The word 'fiancée' echoed in Tsubasa's head, and she then started crying.
END OF FLASHBACK
Tsubasa came out of nowhere, slamming Ranma-Chan's face into the grill, and continued for Ukyo.
"But Rejection only spurred me on! I decided to put my thoughts on paper, so I sent her letter after letter, until the sky was filled with pretty pink envelopes!"
"I needed some way to get the heat off me, which is how I came up with the idea of sending Tsubasa your picture, Ranma."
Tsubasa was crying, still in the garbage can. Akane turned and whispered to Ukyo, "Which Ranma was it in the picture?"
"The girl Ranma, of course, what'd you think?!"
"The girl Ranma?"
"Tsubasa thought I was a boy at the time, okay? I didn't want anyone thinking I was a pervert!"
Tsubasa crawled out of the can, and got a good look at Ranma-chan
"What're you lookin' at?"
"You're butt-ugly!" She insulted Ranma
"Butt-Ugly?" Ranma replied in shock, that insult rattled in his/her head.
"Ranma? Are you okay? You weren't honestly offended by that, were you?" Akane asked, seeing Ranma fall silent.
An Idea popped into her head, "Hey Ucchan, catch!" Ranma said, throwing herself into her Arms. Ukyo caught her and saw what she was doing. "See, Ucchan doesn't think I'm 'butt-ugly'!"
"Who, Ranma? Never!" She happily played along.
"So nice to see you, bubbye!" Ranma giggled, trying to seem as cute as possible without over-playing it.
Tsubasa Ran outr of the store, shouting, "I'll show all of you! I'll teach ypu to make fun of me!"
Tsubasa charged back into the restaurant, breaking through the front window, suited in a vending machine.
Seeing the old acquaintance destroy her store, Ukyo gripped her combat spatula holding the bladed edge over Tsubasa, wielding it like a sword, shouted "Tsuuuubaaasaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
"don't hurt me!"
"PREPARE TO FRY!!!"
"I have a better Idea." Akane went behind Ukyo, and opened her shirt. "You see now? Ukyo is a Girl!"
"OF COURSE I KNEW THAT! How could I not know my dear Ukyo was a girl, its because she's a girl that I'm interested in her!" She then turned to Ranma, "You'll never be good enough for Ukyo! If you think you're good enough, then you'd better meet me at school tomorrow!"
"I'll be waiting…"
Part Three: Tsubasa's Challenge!THE NEXT DAY!!!! ((We're gonna fast-forward through the Boring stuff))
"So, here's the Deal! Whoever sells the most Okonomiyaki wins, and the Loser has to give up on Ukyo Forever!"
"I'm Glad you're taking it so well!"
And off they went with Ukyo's signal…"Come get your Okonomiyaki!"
"Buy It from whoever you think is cuter!"
The Two Challengers rushed into the crowd of students, and once they had left, Tsubasa's hair was messed up, and she had been knocked down somehow.
And the Winner was: No one?!
The Two had sold all but one of each of their Okonomiyaki, and Ranma-chan looked triumphant. Tsubasa looked depressed.
"I guess it's a draw!"
"NOOOOO!!!! We still have to sell our last ones! Whoever sells theirs first wins!"
"Have it your way…." I'm gonna regret this… "Oh, Kuuuunooooooooo!" Ranma-chan shouted, and out of nowhere, rushed Furinkan's 'Blue Thunder', in the cutest voice she could make, she said, "Oh, Kuno, could you do me one tiny little favor? Pretty Please?"
An Enraged Tsubasa shouted, "THAT'S CHEATING!!!" but Ranma-chan continued as if she didn't even notice.
"Anything for you, my love!" The amorous upper-classmen eagerly replied
"Could you buy this last Okonomiyaki from me? I would hate to let it go to waste…"
"Of course!" Kuno pulled money outt of nowhere, and took the Japanese style pizza from her. He Attempted to embrace her, but she kicked him in the face, sending him into orbit.
"Looks like I win, Tsubasa Kurenai!" Ranma-chan almost giggled at how easy it was. She walked away, back toward the starting line. There stood a somewhat displeased Ukyo.
"Ranma! I'm Glad you won, but don't you think that was unfair?"
"All is fair in Love and War, right, Ucchan?"
Ukyo blushed, sighed, and admitted, "I guess you're right, Ranchan… geeze, I know I shouldn't, but I kind if feel sorry for Tsubasa, where is he, anyway?"
"Um, I dunno? Want me to go look?"
"Nah, you don't have to, I know Tsubasa'll be back sooner or later, unfortunately."
"Wow… can you say 'obsessive'?"
"At least YOU'RE not the one that Tsubasa fell in Love with!"
"I don't want her t' fall in love with me! One psychopath is more than enough!"
"And just who is the Psychopath?!"
"The one that was gonna kill you, remember? Shampoo!"
"Oh, the Chinese girl… that's right! Ehehe, I kinda forgot for a second there."
Dark clouds had rolled in suddenly, as the weather does change quite rapidly in Nerima, And Ukyo was the first to notice this, as she thought up the perfect excuse to be alone with Ranma. Rain drops started falling, and considering the fact that the weatherman is NEVER right, neither had thought to bring an umbrella.
Feeling the rain, Ranma whined, "oh, man!" for ovious reasons to anyone who knew his/her secret.
"Oh no, Ranma! You'll get soaked! C'mon, lets get to my place, and fast!" Ukyo took Ranma's hand ran off with him towards her home/restaurant.
Part Four: Dear, Dear Akane!Akane Tendo seemed to be the only Student from Furinkan High, save her sister, Nabiki, who wasn't rushing to get home, because she had actually thought to bring an umbrella, because of Nerima's unusual weather.
One of the many memorable places she passed on the route she took to get home, was the park, and something that caught her eye, was a trashcan sitting on a swing set, and she took into consideration the unusual events that had taken place the previous day, so she walked up to it and asked, "Tsubasa?"
"Leave me alone…" The rejected and defeated girl sobbed.
"Tsubasa, its okay, please, come out of there, you'll catch a cold."
"You actually care?" Tsubasa asked, peeking out of her paper mache can.
"Yes, Tsubasa, now please, its starting to pour, come out before you make yourself sick."
Tsubasa crawled out of the trashcan, stepping into the rain, and Akane invited her under her umbrella, and they walked back to the Tendo Dojo.
Later, at the Tendo House Dining Room:
"Tsubasa, don't look so depressed just because Ukyo rejected you, I'm sure there are tons of boys who'd love to be with you—"
"No! Never! I hate boys!"
"Really? So do I!"
"No, you shouldn't!"
"Why? – Waaait… N-no, Tsubasa, you've got the wrong idea…!"
"Dear, Dear Akane…" Tsubasa cooed, her eyes burning with passion, inching herself closer and closer to Akane.
Akane soon found herself backed up against the wall, with a blushing Tsubasa leaning in front of her.
Just as Tsubasa was attempting to kiss Akane, Kasumi walked in asking, "By the way, Akane, would you and your friend like some t—Oh my…!" She then turned around apologizing "I'm sorry for interrupting!"
"No! Kasumi, you have the wrong idea! Heeelllp!" Akane Struggled out of Tsubasa's passionate embrace, and ran away, leaving Tsubasa announcing "I, Tsubasa Kurenai, have fallen in love, all over again!"
Is that girl fickle or what?! Akane thought while making her escape.
Meanwhile, Back at Ucchan's Okonomiyaki:
"What? You mean to tell me Tsubasa's a boy?!" Asked a now male, now half-naked Ranma. (Ukyo basically demanded that he let her wash his clothing)
"Didn't I tell you? We went to an all-boys' middle school."
"I think you forgot to mention that!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"So he's just a cross dresser?"
"yup… here you go, Ranchan!" Ukyo said happily as she handed him Some fresh Okonomiyaki, some hot tea, and a receipt.
"A bill? You gotta be kiddin me!"
"Hey, a Girl's gotta make a living somehow."
"fine…" he whined, "I'll pay you as soon as you give me my pants back!"
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Author's note: I'm terribly sorry for the delay, I had the worst writer's block in the history of my writing career. By the way, I wouldn't mind if someone left a suggestion, and criticism is always welcome.
Preview of Next Chapter!!!
Akane and Ranma get into another fight, but this time, something weird and totally unexpected Happens! What will happen? Keep Reading to find out! The hilarity continues, next time!