Thank you to Kenkaya for your character and question idea.

Dear SiriousB1,

I'm afraid that I am beginning to have these uncontrollable feelings for this wonderful man. Sure, many people hate him and he does seem to have long, black, curly hair that seems to resemble more of a girl's style than a man's, but all the same! I feel ever so odd about these emotions! You see, he's just oh so sexy in that baboon pelt; such a bold fashion statement. He's a man with ambition, even if that ambition includes killing me, but that just shows his dedication! Despite all of my lustful feelings that I feel towards this mysterious man with dark colored eye shadow, I can't get over my love for this certain dog hanyou. He is so cute! But, alas! Now that I have returned to my original state of being...okay, it's clay, but whatever...he seems to have taken on a new lover. She is a BITCH! She is a BITCH who wears a kimono that shows half of her ass! I feel that I am not yet ready to go steady and get physical...um, not VERY physical, anyway...so I am afraid that he will chose her and her small bosom over be and my rather large one. My only wish is to kill this evil slut (or BITCH, if you prefer) and remain forever with my dear hanyou in the underworld. But with these strange feelings towards that sexy Naraku and the new obstacle that is this BITCH, I am quite uncertain of what it is that I should do. Should I try out this new love with Naraku? Or should I kill that BITCH and stay true to my dear, dear InuYasha?

Cordially,
Love Struck Miko With An Attitude

Dear Moody Miko (he, he),

If you really love this dog hanyou, you should let him choose between you and the BITCH. (Actually, since he is a dog hanyou, the word "bitch" here is a bit ironic.) If he loves the other girl, then you should just let him go with her to make him happy. After all, having the man you love be happy should make you happy, right? Whatever. And, about this other guy, Naraku...you must have some really kinky tastes. A baboon outfit? Tell me, does he have a shiny red ass to, or is it just the fur?

Sincerely,
SiriousB1

P.S.
You know what? Screw all of the advice above! Just die and go to Hell! (Like you said, Kenkaya...I can piss off a lot of fans...watch me go...)

Thank you to Cheyo-Vera for your "character" and question idea. The sad thing about it? I actually considered it and realized, "Dear God, it might be true! AAHHH!!!"

Dear SiriousB1,

Hello there. My name is Michael Jackson. I'm sure that you've heard of me. I am, after all, one of the most famous singers in the world. Ahem...anyway, I watched the anime InuYasha when it was on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim and continue to buy/rent the series. After watching a rather disturbing episode in which the villain Naraku stands completely naked before the characters, I realized something that makes me happy and slightly afraid at the same time. I realized that it is quite possible that Naraku and myself are related. First of all, our appearance. Both of us have dark hair and we also have the same color skin. (Well, now we do, anyway...) And then there is the fact that we both have similar goals. For example, molestation. He enjoys molesting minds, while I make a note to keep a sharp eye out for little boys...um...I did not just write that...sweatdrop Ahem...moving along, we both also are on constant searches for things. Him for shards of the Shikon Jewel and myself for the best plastic surgeons on the planet...and my home planet Pluto. I mean...I'm from Earth...nervous laugh Of course I am! Heh...heh...ahem. So, to conclude, do you know if Naraku is looking for a long-lost or distant cousin? Or, perhaps, an uncle?

Yours truly,

Doesn't Matter if You're Black Or White

Dear Once Was Black, Now is "White",

So, the Prince of Pop watches InuYasha, huh? That is information I DID NOT need to know...anyway, I have absolutely no idea if Naraku is looking for a lost relative. I'm not his friend and I do not frequently correspond with him. (I'll be okay as long as he doesn't figure out a way to control my mind...) I do, however, know his e-mail address as the website that publishes these questions lets the questioner know if he/she/it's question has been answered. Why don't you e-mail him? Here it is: won't-you-be-my-neighbor(at)baboonman.evil I'm sure he'd be happy to hear from you...

Sincerely,

SiriousB1