I always see Craig and Token's friendship being sarcastic


Token's Phone.

Craig: I still don't get why you're taking that bitch on vacation, instead of us.

You: She's my girlfriend
You: And don't call her a bitch

Craig: Yeah, a girlfriend of like three months.

You: We're only going to Jackson

Craig: So?

You: And it's only for a week!

Craig: You're missing the point.

You: Hardly a vacation
You: Besides, I can take whoever I want

Craig: Don't talk to me

You: Really?
You: Are you really gonna go all moody on me again?

Craig: I'm blocking you on everything.

You: Because that's mature
You: You know, I was going to invite you along to my Hawaii trip I was planning for next year, but if you're gonna be like this, then I might just consider taking only Tweek, Clyde and Kevin

Craig: Wait, what

You: Because after all, I AM THE ONE FUCKING PAYING FOR IT

Craig: It wasn't even about the money, Token

You: Whatever, Craig

Craig: I hope you guys break up the day before you leave.

You: We leave tomorrow, asshole

Craig: Oh, so I'm the asshole now

You: Yes

Craig: Fuck you.

You: I'll bring you back something awful

Craig: Good.

You: Oh and don't miss me too much

Craig: I'll try to keep myself under control.

You: Xo


Was intended to be a little longer, but ah well
Craig for Anon :)