Esme's POV
It had been 3 weeks since all the madness with Jasper messing with everyone's emotions. I was glad that he chose not to do it again.
So Carlisle and I thought it would be good to go away for the weekend.
I trusted that our children would behave themselves. I packed swiftly and ran downstairs to day goodbye. I hugged and kissed my loved ones, and met Carlisle at his car. "Do you really think they will behave? I don't want to come home and find what I had last week." Carlisle took my hand and laughed, "Im sure they will behave, they wouldn't cross you after the warning you gave them." I hope he's right…….
Emmett's POV
"YES! There gone!" I was so happy that they had decided to go away for the weekend, I really wanted to have a poker game.
Of course Esme didn't know that every time her and Carlisle were away, we had lots of poker games and gambling.
She would tear our heard off if she knew….
"C'mon! I wanna play POKER!"
Edwards POV
I sighed, Emmett got too excited when it came to gambling. Bella was staying the weekend, Charlie thought I was away with Esme and Carlisle, so he had no problem with her spending time with "Alice".
Emmetts yelling had woken Bella, I ran too her, hoping that she would go back too sleep, it was only 6am. "Go back too sleep love, its early." she reached her arms out, searching for me. I took her hand and gave her a quick kiss. "What's Em yelling about?" she whispered with her eyes still shut. "He wants to play poker, he's excited because Esme doesn't allow gambling. Go back too sleep love." She stretched and opened her eyes, "Nope I want to see this." I had to stop myself from rolling my eyes, the things going through all of there minds. "Okay, ill let you get dressed"
"What? You afraid you might see something you like?" Emmett yelled and he hollered with laughter, damn it. Why did he have to listen in on my conversations? I turned my attention back to Bella, who was blushing. "You still sure you want to go down there? Emmett gets extremely competitive."
"Im sure I can handle it"
"Okay, ill see you downstairs." I sighed and ran out off my room, shutting the door as I left.
Emmett had set up a poker table, with 3 seats. Alice and myself where not allowed to play because they thought we would use our abilities to cheat.
3 hours passed, Emmett was up by four games, Jasper with three and Rosalie with one.
Bella had fallen asleep, she was now lying on my lap. She had been talking in her sleep, scaring Emmett a few times. "Hmmmm" Bella sighed in her sleep, "COOKIE!" suddenly yelled, still asleep. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Emmett screamed, "Shut up! You will wake her up."
"Your telling me shes not awake now? After THAT?"
"I told you she talked in her sleep."
"Yeah talk no YELL!"
Alice giggled, "When she stayed over last time, she was screaming. I thought she had saw Emmett in a thong again."
"Hey! I look good in a thong….."
"Sure you do"
"Ill show you!"
Great….. Emmett in a thong, that will even make me want to scream.
He was back in less than a second, wearing a red thong….with oh dear god!
A picture of Rosalie on the front! I buried my head into my hands….
Told them I looked good in a thong, look at them staring. Sure Emmett…… what ever you think.
Emmett sat down, and began to play poker again. Alice expression went blank, "Bella will wake up in 38 seconds."
"Emmett get out of that thong NOW!"
"Make me Eddy boy"
"That hand wont let you win, Rosalie's hand is higher and Jasper has all terrible cards." I smirked back at him.
He threw his cards on the table like a child.
"Edward?" Bella said sounding sleepy. I stroked her hair, "Im here love." She stretched and sat up. She just stared at Emmett.
"Why isn't Em wearing a shirt?" she whispered, she just didn't know that he didn't have any pants on except for a skimpy blue thong.
"Emmett's becoming a male stripper." She turned and looked at me like I was crazy.
Alice and Rosalie laughed, "Stand up Em and show Bella."
Bella's POV
Why were they being so secretive? What did Edward mean when he said "Emmett's becoming a male stripper"
Emmett stood up, and my jaw dropped. Ewww he was wearing a red thong, WITH A PICTURE OF ROSALIE ON THE FRONT!
I buried my head into Edwards chest, hoping to get the picture out of my head.
"I knew you wouldn't want too know." He whispered. I groaned, "I thought it was something I wanted to know." I sighed, "Next time don't listen too me."
"If you wish."
I turned my head, too find that everyone had left. I sighed with relief, and turned to kiss Edward. He pulled me onto his lap, and whispered into my ear. "Don't look at the top of the stairs." I pulled back, too ask for an explanation. "WOOOOOOO!" Emmett yelled.
Rosalie's POV
Idiot….. Put on a red thong…. Ride down the rail on the stairs…..jump off a cliff. Emmett can be so immature at times, though I guess that's part of his charm.
I watched as Emmett sat on the rail of the stairs, "WOOOOOOOOO!" he slid down the stairs, and then *CRASH* he hit into the wall.
"SHIT!" Emmett screamed, "Esme's gonna kill me!" Not only had he crashed into the wall, leaving a huge wall in the wall. But he had also broken Esme's favourite picture.
"Esme's gonna kill you, Esme's gonna kill you, Esme's gonna kill you…." Alice and Jasper chanted from the kitchen.
I sighed and ran down stairs to Em's side. "What are you going do? We can fix the wall, but that picture was one of a kind."
"Thanks for reminding me" he grumbled.
"Im just trying to help"
"I know baby, im sorry"
"Its okay, but I do know how you can make it up too me….."
"oh really, what do you have in mind?"
"Well first we can tak-"
"Oh will you two please get a room" Edward moaned.
"Don't like it, don't watch."
"Im trying too but its hard when your screaming perverted things in your head."
"Fine don't like it, don't listen."
He was such a baby when it came to stuff like this, its just because he's not getting any.
Edward rolled his eyes, "You know that's not why."
"Whatever you say." Pansy….
Jasper POV
We were all bored now, Emmett wanted us too play strip poker….. I sighed.
"Why don't we have a video game competition?" Alice suggested. I turned too her, "What do we bet?"
Emmett ran into the room, "How about our cars?"
"Im up for that."
"Why not? Were all bored." Alice said, she was bored, I could feel it.
"ROSALIE, EDWARD!" Emmett yelled, why did he have to yell? We would hear him if he was in town.
"What do you want Emmett?" Edward and Rosalie said at the same time.
"Were having a bet."
"Okay, what are we playing?"
"Guitar Hero!"
"Okay….. What are we betting?"
"Our cars."
"WHAT!? there is no way im betting my car, its custom!" Rosalie screeched.
"C'mon rose! It will be fun!"
"Fine."
"Edward?"
"Sure. Why not."
Emmett set up the game and slung the guitar over his shoulder……he was still in the red thong. "Jazz, you wanna play me first?"
"Sure" If he gets too excited im going to change his emotions, cant get in trouble if Esme is away….
"Okay so if I win, I get Jazz's car." he said smugly
"And if I win, I get your Jeep."
Emmetts face smoothed.
The game started.
Blue, red, red, blue, yellow, blue, yellow, red,…… power up! Yes!
Emmett suddenly became stressed….. I had won!
"Gimmie the keys Em."
"No! I demand a rematch!"
"No, I won fair and square."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Change his mood…….
"ITS NOT FAIR! I deserved to win!" He started to cry….. He took the guitar and threw it into the tv………
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Hope you liked it! Please review. I will continue, though it will take me longer than normal. Im back to school tomorrow =( 3 days top though!