Disclaimer:  No, they don't.  Yes, I cry.

A/N  This chapter is dedicated to Lei, who, although she doesn't understand the wonders of the Classical World, understands the importance of having four and a half ill babies.

Thanks to all my reviewers, I love you guys! (Cheesy grin, mingled with a few tears)  CrazyFoxForever:  Oh, my God, I'm so glad someone agrees with me about the sheer brilliance of that sword fight! Everything about it is fab! The action, the dialogue, it's all fantastic!

Inigo:  Who are you?

Man In Black:  No one of consequence.

Inigo: I must know

Man In Black:  (deadpan)  Get used to disappointment.

Inigo: Okay

I will now stop going on about the film (WATCH IT WATCH IT) and carry on with the fic.

The two stood facing each other, wands drawn, each held their wands firmly in their left hands.

Blaise started the wand casting with a masterful 'Rictusempra!'  The Man In Pink staggered backwards, hit with the full blast of the spell, but recovered quickly and retaliated with 'Flipendo!'

Blaise was tossed head over heels, about 15 feet in the air, but when he came down he twisted, with cat-like agility and landed on his feet.  But before he could cast a spell back at the Man In Pink, he was hit with an 'Incendio!' and ran about in a panic trying to put out the fire in his boots.

'Rictusempra!   Rictusempra!'

Blaise was catapulted nearly to the edge of the cliff, while the Man In Pink advanced slowly to finish it. 

'Wait!' shouted Blaise.  Before you do this, there is something you must know!'

'What's that?' asked the Man In Pink, warily.

'I am not left handed!' exclaimed Blaise.  He switched his wand into his right hand, and threw a Flipendo spell at the Man In Pink, followed swiftly by a Rictusempra.

'You're wonderful!' exclaimed   the Man In Pink.

'I ought to be after so many years.' Replied Blaise, a little smugly.  'Flipendo!'

'There's something I ought to tell you' gasped the Man In Pink, struggling to stand up straight.

'What is that?'

The Man In Pink looked Blaise straight in the eye, smirked slightly, and replied  'I'm not left-handed either'.

He switched hands, and the battle began again.  It looked like that scene from the Disney version of Sleeping Beauty, where the Fairies are having an argument about what colour the dress should be, and as a result there were different coloured sparks flying all over the place.  Interestingly, there were no flashes of green light.  Both parties seemed to have come to the unspoken agreement that the Killing Curse would not be performed, but the battle would go on until one was too worn to fight.

Finally, Blaise was throwing so many spells at the Man In Pink that he dropped his wand out of sheer exhaustion.  He sank to his knees.

'Kill me quickly.'

'I would as soon destroy the Goblet Of Fire as an artist like yourself.  However, since I can't have you following me either….Stupefy!!!'

Blaise dropped forward, unconscious, and the Man In Pink sheathed his wand, and ran the way that Snape, Crabbe and Goyle had taken Harry:  towards Durmstrang.

A/N  The spells that I've used are featured in the 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' and 'Chamber of Secrets' PC Games.  Now my computer is working I can play them!  Oh, my sadness has reached new depths.  That was really hard to write, as the original fight was so bloody amazing.