I don't own Loud House, the show belongs to Chris Savino and Nickelodeon, while Courage the Cowardly Dog belongs to Cartoon Network and John R. Dilworth.
Courage while still carrying Lucy above his head, raced towards the auto-shop at high speed. They had got to the garage when the metal door slammed down in front of them, causing them to slam into it, they bounce back Courage landed on his bottom dropping Lucy in the process who landed on her back.
"Ow." She said emotionlessly.
Courage gets right up, bounced right up and down as he babbled in panic and looked around franticly.
Lori felt the blood rush to her head as conscious slowly returned to her, she could feel a minor pain in the back of her head where she remembered something hard hit her. She would've rubbed it with her hand, but she couldn't move her arms as she felt something restraining them.
"Huh?"
Lori slowly open her eyes; at first everything was blurry with everything red all around. Soon her vision focused and found herself hanged upside down, tied up with her family and the Bagges, and they were all right above a pot of boiling water. Lori gasped, she looked around in panic confused and terrified as ever, wondering what was going on. The others woke up shortly afterwards and like her, they were also terrified and confused as they struggled in their ropes.
"What's going on?" Lincoln asked.
"Where are we?" Leni also asked.
"Were scared." Lola and Lana said together.
"Don't worry kids, I'm sure everything's going to be fine." Lynn Sr. reassured.
"How are we fine dad? Were literally hanging above a pot full of boiling water." Lori argued.
"Your kid's got you there." Eustace added.
"Now Eustace, I'm sure Mr. Loud has a point. Were probably going be fine." Muriel said to back up Lynn Sr.
A familiar voice then speaks to them, "Oh I wouldn't say that." They all turned to the source of the voice and saw the Mechanic standing there with his arms crossed and a sinister smile on his face.
"Dude, what's the big idea here?" Luna asked as she along with her family looked at him in anger/fear, while the Bagges looked at him in worry.
"Your my lunch guests Mrs. Luna Loud."
"I don't think this how lunch guests work." Leni said.
"Oh did I say guests? I meant to say the lunch meals."
"Meals?" Lisa pondered, she looks down at the pot, then went wide eyed as she realized what he meant and turns to him in disbelieve.
"Your going to be cannibalizing us?! A trait that's not normally found in humans?!"
"Oh you silly little girl. I am not a human, I am something more."
He closes his eyes and then opens them revealing that they were yellow. The families gasped. The Mechanic opens his mouth revealing sharp teeth, his lips shake and expanded into frog lips, his back goes into a hunch back with black spikes coming out from his shirt, his left and right arms become scaly, his fingers shrink and disappeared as his hand morphed into lobster like claws, he slips out of his shoes revealing that his legs had change into horse legs, his face also becomes scaly with batches of hair sticking out, finally a pig like tail comes out of his pants.
When the transformation was complete the Jurlass gives them a crazy smile and laughs. The Louds and Bagges screamed at the site of it.
Outside the auto-shop Courage was pounding on the door, trying in vain to open it. Lucy simply stood behind him with her hands behind her back.
"Courage."
Courage runs back to the house and returns with a large boulder, he throws it at the door only for it to shatter into a million pieces.
The Louds and Bagges continued screaming in terror at the Jurlass, the Jurlass looks at them in a irritation as the screaming was just annoying to him.
"WELL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!"
They all instantly stopped screaming.
"Gosh, I know your about to be boiled alive and be eaten, but you all should be calm and elegant. The nerve of some people."
"Your about to cook and eat us! How else are we going to react?" Lincoln argued.
The Jurlass frowns, he walked up to Lincoln, he stared at Lincoln with intensity Lincoln flinched away from his gaze. The Jurlass moved his clawed hand towards his head, he grabs a piece of hair and pricks it off making him wince. He puts the hair in his mouth and swallowed it whole, after swallowing it he sighs in satisfactions as it was delouse.
He then pokes his claw on Lincoln's cheek, "I can't wait to have you, white hairs are my favorite." He moves closer to him to the point were his lips were barely touching his cheek. "I can just have a piece of your flesh right now for an appetizer." The Jurlass opens his mouth, his awful breath hits Lincoln hard making him want to gag. The Jurlass moves in to take a chunk out of Lincoln's cheek, his teeth were right above it just barely touching the skin.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" The Louds screamed.
The Jurlass abruptly moves away from him, he looks at them and lets out a dog like growl. The Louds looked at him in anger.
"If you lay one tooth on my baby boy your going to get it!" Rita said.
"Yeah!" The sisters and Lynn Sr. shouted.
The Jurlass smiles at them mockingly, "Oh and what are you going to do?"
"We'll beat to a pulp." Lynn replied.
The Jurlass laughs, "That's a good one sporty girl, incase you haven't notice your a little tied up at the moment. And may I remind you that I'm a demon like monster that could severely beat any of you to a pulp if I wanted. But if I do that your meat will be quite bruised."
"Anyway let us begin the cooking shall we." The Jurlass then walks away into the darkest area of the kitchen.
Back outside Courage was using a jackhammer against the door.
"Courage."
The jackhammer mashed against the door, he turns it off and looked at the door, there was barely a scratch or bump on the door and the jackhammer had went all floppy like a deflated balloon.
A spotlight turns on in the darkest area, in the spotlight stood the Jurlass in a small chefs hat and chef mustache. The Louds and Bagges looked at him bewildered on what they were seeing.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Jurlass cooking show."
"Cooking show?" Lynn Sr. said.
The Jurlass looks at Lynn Sr. in annoyance, "QUIET YOU!" The Jurlass turns to a wall, TV cameras appeared out of thin air, recording him the Jurlass smiles about to say something when Leni interrupted him, "OOH! I always wanted to be on TV. Someone get my good side."
The Jurlass face palmed in annoyance, he turns to them and snaps his claws making duck tape to magically appear on their mouths. They muffled in protest under their gags, The Jurlass smiles at them sadistically before turning back to the camera.
"Today I will be showing you how to make my favorite 'Da, Dou, La, Lee, Oh, Human, ku, ga,' First you to make sure the water is warm."
Courage smashed an axe against the door.
He smashed against it about twenty times until he was exhausted, the door had no dent. The end of the axe then falls off the stick and landed on Courage's foot luckily it was on its side when it hit. But it was still painful as Courage grabbed his foot while jumping up and down in pain.
"And after you put your horse pee in. All you need to do now is wait a couple minutes before you put your humans in, but since mine has waited long enough and I'm really hungry. I'm going to put them in now."
The Louds and Bagges muffled screamed under their gags, and struggled to get loose of their ropes.
A pile of TNT laid against the door; next to it Courage stood behind the leaver that makes it ignites. Lucy stood a good distance away watching Courage with her arms behind her back.
Courage pushed the lever down, the TNT ignited and explodes, the fiery explosion moves towards Courage and went right past him. When the smoke cleared the control box was nothing but black dust and Courage's fur was burned with his eyes red and his ears were bended backwards. Courage than falls to the ground and lets out a crazy laugh; he takes a look at the door and to his surprise it was fine with no burned marks on it.
Courage sighs in exhaustion.
"Courage."
"Huh?" Courage looks up at Lucy who stood over him, "I got a better way in."
Lucy then walked to a smaller door that led to the managers office, she bent down and pulled a key out from under a brown matt. She puts the key in the lock and opens the door with ease.
Courage who was now back to normal had his mouth open in surprise as he couldn't believe how easy that was, he turns to the readers and shrugs. Courage then runs into the building with Lucy.
The Jurlass walked up to a switch, "Alright my lovely pigs, its time to cook you."
The Jurlass grabs the switch, getting ready to flip it. But was interrupted when the door suddenly opened and Courage and Lucy stepped in, Courage screamed at the sight that laid before him, causing the Jurlass to jump in surprise. He then looks at the two and growled in anger while the Louds and Muriel muffled in panic to have their love ones get away before the Jurlass gets them.
"Let our families go!" Lucy demanded.
"No and how about you get in the pot gothey!" The Jurlass growled, he walks towards her until he was directly in front of her, he reaches for her but was stopped as Courage jumped in front of her with his arms stretched out. "WAIT!"
The Jurlass looks down at Courage in anger, he showed his teeth as he growled. "WHAT IS IT DOG! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M ABOUT TO COOK MY FAMOUS 'Da, Dou, La, Lee, Oh, Human, ku, ga,!'"
Courage then babbled a bargain with him, the Jurlass put his claw to his chin with the look of great interest.
"So you want to play a game with me?"
Courage nodded.
"And if you win I set them free."
Courage nodded again.
The Jurlass smiled wickedly, "I accept this game, but if I win I put you on the grill and have a hot dog."
Courage gulped nervously and nodded his head, they then shook on it though the Jurlass's claw gave Courage a pinch while doing so. "Now dog let us play a game that men and women have played for generations! A game full of action and strategy! A game that can make people loose their minds!"
On a wall two lines went down while two lines went across.
"TIC!"
"TAC!"
"TOE!"
The Louds eyes shifted into confusion.
The two go up to the wall, "You first dog." Courage hopped and touched the top middle, an x appears on the spot. The Jurlass touches bottom right corner an o appeared, Courage touched the middle left, Jurlass touches the middle, Courage touches the top left, Jurlass the bottom middle, Courage touches the bottom left corner, Jurlass touches the top right corner, Courage touches the middle right ending the game in a tie.
"Play again."
The two played again and like last time it ended in a tie.
"Play again."
The game ended in another tie.
"Play again."
Another tie.
"Play again."
Four hours later the game had ended in another tie.
"Okay one more game, and if we tie again were playing a different game."
The Jurlass touches the middle, Courage touches the top middle, Jurlass touches the bottom left, Courage touches the top left, Jurlass touches the middle left, Courage touches the top right suddenly a green line appeared on the top and highlighted the top x's showing three in a row. Courage smiled and jumped as he has won the game, the Jurlass however looked at it in shock he had never lost a game of tic tac toe before, and now this mangy mutt has managed to beat him.
"No, no, NOOOOO!" He growled loudly, he then proceeded to have a hissy fit growling in anger while he thrashed around the kitchen knocking over the fridge, table, and toaster. He then turned to the pot and saw Lucy and Courage standing on the edges to get them down, he wasn't going to let that happen, even if he did loose he still wanted fresh meat.
He charged at them in full speed and then jumped, Courage took notice of this and quickly jumped out of the way and clinked onto the rope holding the Louds and Bagges. The Jurlass landed in the water sending a big splash towards them, the water hits them with such force that it broke the rope attached to the ceiling and carried them to the door. With that rope cut the rest of the rope became loose and fell off them, with them free they all took off their gags and took in a breath of fresh air.
Muriel leans down and hugs Courage, "Oh thank you Courage, you saved our lives."
"Maybe we should save our thanks after we get out of her." Lynn JR. stated, they look back to the pot and saw the Jurlass struggling to get out. They ran out quickly, they ran through the garage, Lynn Sr. suddenly stopped and turned towards Vanzilla that was now on the floor. He gets in it, starts it up and then drives out of the garage along with the rest of his family and the Bagges. They ran and drove to the windmill they stop at the bottom of it and turned around to the auto-shop.
It was shaking for a bit and then began to sink into the ground, the top part was just visible now and was almost fully gone when Eustace remembered something important.
"OH NO! MY TRUCK IS STILL IN THERE!"
Eustace ran back towards the sinking auto-shop.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Lori yelled out.
"ARE YOU CRAZY!" Lola added.
Eustace ignored them and continued running, the auto-shop was now fully in the ground leaving a hole that was filling itself up. Eustace jumped and dived into the hole his screams could be heard until the hole was completely filled up making it look like that nothing was there in the first place.
The Louds stood there in shock, they couldn't believe that Eustace had just jumped into that hole all for a truck. They didn't like him because he was grumpy and rude but no one disserved the fate of being trapped down there with that creature.
Leni turned to Muriel, "Sorry about your husband."
Muriel lets up a kind smile, "Oh don't worry dear, Eustace will come back next week like he always does."
The Louds looked at her in confusion. "What do you mean?" Lincoln asked.
"Oh, we have these unfortunate adventures every week, and Eustace unfortunately can get into trouble most of the time. But by next week everything goes back to normal."
"Really?" Luna asked.
"Yep."
"Hmm interesting, its just like in Peach Creek where that park was destroyed by Ed in the monster suit only for it to be fine the next time we got there. Hmmm this is very interesting." Lisa thought to herself.
Leni then gets down on her knees in front of Courage and pulled him in for a great big hug. "Thank you for saving us Courage."
Luna also gets down on her knees and placed her hand on Courage's head, "Yeah, you were awesome little dude." Luna gives Courage a kiss on the head making him blush. The other Louds surrounded him, giving him compliments on his heroic action and their gratitude for saving their lives. Lynn puts her hand on his shoulder and smiled,
"I take back what I said earlier, you are the most bravest dog in the world."
Courage smiled as he never got this many compliments before in his life. Muriel was also smiling as she watch the Louds say nice thinks to her dog.
"This calls for a celebration, lets go have some pie."
The Louds cheer at the announcement of pie, so they ran towards the house for some delouse pie.
Later the Louds were all in Vanzilla getting ready to go, Muriel and Courage were waving to them from their porch. They wave back at them, "Thanks for letting us stay here for the night, and serving us that delouse pie." Lynn Sr. said.
"Your welcome dears, I hope you have a safe journey home."
"Don't worry we will."
They then drove away from the farmhouse and onto the main road nearly colliding with another car in process. The man in the car stopped it just in time, he stood up from his seat and shook his fist at the retreating van. "WATCH WHERE YA GOING! YA FOOL!"
Inside vanzilla the Louds were talking.
"Well that was an interesting experience." Lincoln said.
"It sure was little bro." Luna agreed.
"I'm definitely staying away from auto-shop's now." Lori added.
"Don't worry kids its all over now, and I'm sure were not going to run into anything supernatural for awhile." Lynn Sr. reassured.
Vanzilla then drove past a road sign that read, 'Endsville 22 miles ahead'
Courage and Muriel were still on the porch, watching Vanzilla disappear in the horizon.
"Well they were a fun family, weren't they Courage?"
Courage nodded.
"They were just dears."
Courage nodded again.
Muriel then looked in the area that the auto-shop was just at, she had her hand under her chin as she thought of something.
"I wonder when Eustace is going to get back?"
Deep in the underworld, inside the manger room of the auto-shop the Jurlass with bandages on his head and left claw, was sitting back relaxing with a full stomach. He then burped loudly and a pair of glasses flew out and landed on his desk.
A muffled voice could be heard from his stomach, "Stupid demon."
The
End!