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"IM BACK again!!" Paul waves and tries to walk. "I have a nasty bump on me head." Turning the corner he hears a commotion. "I know I said becket was next bur I found someone better!"

"Look it's Barbossa lets get him to take my survey." Paul runs and falls right on his face in front of the captain with hand up paper in the air. Barbossa takes is and laughs.

" I best be getting a pen." he points to Paul who is still on the ground. "Having bad luck has of late hear you go. Answers are Barbossa's.

Full Name: Hector Charles Barbossa

Sex:Male

Favorite saying: You best be ..aye Blooming cockroaches

Favorite color: green

Turn ons: My hat! My good looks!

Turn off: Id say goddesses who are in a foul mood.

Kids? None 0

Favorite animal: Crabs!

Favorite drink: Red wine and lots of rum!

Fill in the blank.

My secret crush is (male or female I hope no one reads this but its Jack!

My secret fantasy is: To be rich rich and live forever!

Most happiest moment: When I got rid of Sparrow hes like a cockroach he came back!

Least happiest moment: You try having the runs on a ship!!!

Worst thing someone could do to me: Steal me hat and me apples.

Best thing someone did for me: Bringing me back from the dead!

Most embarrassing moment was: Having a nasty bout of the runs! Sparrow I know it was him, he claims he didn't do it -slipped a exlax in my soup.

Person I hate the most is : Jack Sparrow

Favorite cuss word: Heartless Bastard

The one thing I wish I can find or do is : The maps Sparrow stole.

Ye Musical?: NO

"Well, what did you think? I hope you like it, suggestions are welcome hit the review button even if you hate it, don't blame me blame the author next chapter where going to see if we can find Cutler Becket see you soon mates" Paul nods

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