A/N: I don't own any Digimon characters.

Chapter 6: Tai's Sober Wish

Once the voice reached Davis's ear, he found out who it was. And upon figuring out who it was, he pressed a button that made the mag slide out of his gun, put the gun down, release Kari, and finally walk over to the figure in shame.

"Hey Jun. so how…"

"SHUT IT!"(Snapped Jun)

"Wait how did you get here?!"

"I put a tracking device in Matt's car and followed him here. But as I got closer, I used my binoculars to se if Matt was entering or leaving a shower but instead I find you trying to make Kari love you, hold everyone hostage, force Tai to make some evil wish for you and more importantly, you kicked Sora below the belt when you knew she had something down there!"

Hope had returned with a vengeance.

"GIVE ME THE KEYS TO EVERYONE'S CUFFS THIS INSTANT!"

With that, Davis gave Jun his keys and before you know it, everyone was freed.

Davis was at everyone's mercy. But first Tai had a wish to make."

"GENNAI I WISH.."(whispers something into Gennai's ear)

"Very well, I understand."

With that, Gennai raised his hands and shot forth a big beam of light at Sora, which then turned her into a chicken.

"Opps sorry" (turns her back)

(Looks down her panties) (sigh) Now it's uncircumcised!

"Don't worry, (Rolls up sleeves) THIS SHOULD DO IT!(Does a Kamehameha-like move that fires a beam of magic at Sora's lap causing her to levitate. A blinding flash of light forces everyone to shield their eyes as her panties are pulled down. Once the light fades, everyone finds Sora floating down. Once she gets up, she looks down her panties. Upon looking, she stops smiles, pulls down her panties, walks over to a confused Tai, and gives him the best flash ever.

"I'M A WOMAN AGAIN!"

(Everyone but Davis) "YAAAAAAYYY!"

With that, Sora turned to everyone and showed them her beautifully, bald virgin(though covered with a fat ass censored bar as not to offend western audiences) beaver to everyone. From there she galloped around the room proclaiming that she "her pussy was free again."

Once everyone cooled down Sora put her panties and jeans back on. Davis was taken to a private cell Matt had in his basement(don't ask). And Matt professed his gratitude to Jun even though he used to be terrified of her. After all of that, Sora met with Tai in private.

"Sora I know you must hate me now and I don't blame…"

"Tai I don't hate you."

"You don..?"(gets a huge kiss from Sora)

"While I didn't like what you wished for when you where drunk, you were still honest to me. You didn't lie or blame anyone else, you took full responsibility for your actions, and you ran towards that cocksucker Davis even though he had a gun after he kicked me down there. Which was stupid but showed that you had a big heart.(grabs Tai's junk)

"YIPE!" said Tai.

(fondling Tai's package)"And something BIGGER down here!" cooed Sora.

* After their make out session. *

"Now even though you were honest and fixed everything, you still have to be punished. So I was thinking that when all of this is over we can watch some of my favorite chick flicks some time and by some time I mean ALL THE FUCKING TIME!(regains cool) M'kay?"

"M'kay." Said a defeated Tai.

(to be continued)

A/N: Well sorry that the previous chapter was sad and everything but I made up for it with this one! Davis is defeated, Sora is back to normal, and her love with Tai is intact. But there is one thing left. STAY TUNNED NEXT TIME FOR THE CONCLUSION OF "A VERY FUBAR DIGIMON CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!"