"This is more boring than Godfather 3."
Christina had been watching the monitors all night. After dinner the campers went out stargazing. Courtney had a heartfelt discussion with Angela about how she wasn't hindering her relationship with John, and that she was like a little sister to her, and so far it didn't look like any campers were about indulge their hormones, except for Izzy and Owen, but everyone knew about that.
"Hold on… What's this?"
Bridgette left her room, but she didn't head for Geoff's, instead she went out onto the beach.
"Skinny dipping late at night, just after they were attacked by a hammerhead shark? I guess she didn't want to be afraid of the water for the rest of her life. Well, in any case this is way too boring. I may have to put my plan into action sooner than I thought."
Miraculously, the next day Heather and Alejandro both had their original skin colors back.
"So what exactly happened to them?" asked Cody.
"Well according to the medics there's was nothing wrong with them. Aside from the fact that their skin seemed to have spontaneously turned orange."
"Well that makes about as much sense as having a talking raptor walking around the place." said Sierra.
At that moment Cassandra finally arrived for breakfast, today her streaks were yellow.
"Any predictions for today?"
"Let's just say things are going to get a little crazy."
At the start of the day the only thing that had happened was that Lindsay was nowhere to be found. It turned out that she was with Aunt 'Ano'i, who was giving her body paint bikini, something she hadn't done since the photo shoot before American Tour, only this time Tyler was around to enjoy it.
"Maybe she's giving him a preview before the main event." whispered Duncan.
"Oh please, a few days ago Lindsay didn't even know what breaking the seventh commandment meant." said Gwen.
"In all honesty neither did I, I never went to Sunday school, but you don't need to know what the commandment is to break it."
"Yeah, but I'm willing to bet Lindsay doesn't even know the mechanics of love-making."
"I think you're just worried that I'm going to win the bet."
"We'll see."
Things started to get crazy when everyone began playing in "The Arena". The arena was a big pool with two artificial pirate ships in the middle. Both ships had huge water cannons, and the campers were all carrying their own squirt guns. It was like they were playing paint ball. Noah got knocked around a lot by the others, and soon he got worked up enough to shove Lindsay in the pool, fortunately her painted on bikini was waterproof. After that things got a little out of hand, and Zane told everyone to break for lunch. No one expected what happened next.
"Johnny… I feel… funny…"
"Funny weird or funny ha-ha?"
John turned to look at his little sister and saw that her eyes were bloodshot.
"I can taste the sky…"
Johnny barely got out of his seat in time to keep Angela from hitting her head on the ground.
"Angela, what is wrong with you?!"
"Look… unicorns…"
"Aww heeeell no!" exclaimed Leshawna "This poor little white girl is higher than Charlie Sheen in a hot air balloon!"
"Someone get her to the infirmary." said Zane.
John immediately flipped out.
"Who did this?!"
"Don't look at me." said Alejandro "Do I look like the kind of person whose gets his kicks out of drugging children?"
"Maybe it was Ezekiel! His father used to be a dealer!"
"My dad is what?"
"I think we found the problem." said Zane "One of our employees, who has glaucoma, said that some of his special prescribed chocolate was missing, and we found this in Angela's pocket."
Zane was holding a green wrapper that had the words "CRAZY-COCO" printed on it.
"I'm guessing Angela took one without asking."
"Or someone gave it to her." said Courtney.
"I don't suppose anyone here knows how to dust for fingerprints?"
"Why don't we just ask Angela when she snaps out of it?"
"I've got a bad feeling that she won't be out of it for awhile."
"Not a word of this to anyone." said John angrily before stomping off.
Angela spent the rest of the day in the infirmary babbling nonsensically. It's very hard to get any information out of someone when they think you're a six headed monster with a body made of candy.
"Why would you put Mary Jane in your chocolate?" asked Justin.
"Because people are under the impression that it's healthier than smoking it."
"Yeah, they say the same thing about chewing tobacco. Don't believe it."
"What exactly does the stuff do for people with glaucoma?" asked Cody.
"It's not a cure, it just helps treat the symptoms." said Sierra.
"How would you know that?"
"I did a big report on it in school once."
"Interesting."
That night John sat alone on the beach beside a dying fire. His mood hadn't improved much.
"A bit windy, isn't it?"
John thought it was amazing how good Courtney could look in a simple white halter top and some blue jeans. He wondered if she was wearing golden panties underneath, then she would be wearing the same outfit she wore when they did the photo shoot for his cologne.
"It doesn't surprise me. I heard there's going to be a big storm tomorrow."
"I'm sure Izzy and Owen have plenty of ways to entertain us inside the main building."
It didn't take a genius to tell that John was still upset.
"How is she?"
"She's still babbling. I tried to talk to her and she thought I was the ghost of Black Ed."
"I'm just going to throw this out there. I'm sure you could sue."
"No amount of money could fix what will happen if my mother finds out that my little sister was drugged."
"Point taken. You should probably make sure Sierra doesn't blog about it."
"I'm not worried about her; she didn't find it any funnier than I did. I just hope Alejandro is still worried I'll kick his ass if he tells anyone."
"You'd take him down any day of the week."
"First we get attacked by a shark, now this happened."
"It's not your fault Johnny."
"I know… But I'm her big brother… I'm supposed to take care of her."
"Actually, your mom sent her here to keep an eye on us."
"And whose fault is that?"
Courtney took a sip of the drink she had with her.
"I can't help it, you're just too sexy."
To be continued