Jasper
Lock him in a room with pregnant women.
Video tape what happens.
Change your emotions every five seconds.
Call him Jazzypoo.
Ask him why he's always hormonal.
Keep reminding him that the Confederate's lost.
"Accidentally" give yourself a paper cut in front of him.
Lock him in a room with PMSing women.
Laugh hysterically.
Tell Alice that he wants to go shopping.
Get Alice excited. (Do I have to say more :D)
Speak in a southern accent when he is around.
Ask him what it feels like to always be the weakest link.
When he asks you to do something salute him and say "On it General".
Whenever you see him say "Humans are friends. Not food.".
Author's Note:
Hey guys! Thanks for the wonderful reviews once again. We really appreciate it so much.
We went ahead and did Jasper today, since everybody was asking for him. Be sure to tell us what you want the next character to be, and be sure to give us any ideas you may have.
We would also like to remind everybody to go and vote at our poll for your favorite book in the series. Right now Twilight is winning. We will be closing it on Oct. 30, so go and vote if you haven't yet.
We would also like to tell you guys to go and check out our other story we have on FanFiction. Just go to our bio to get the link to it.
We will be asking for 5 reviews before we update again. It shouldn't take that long, when we get them we will update as soon as possible!
-Madi and Sarah-
(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)