Summary: There are a few VERY important questions to be answered. Why did Gaara find a pregnancy test? Why is it positive? Why is everybody claiming it as their's? And why the heck are the Akatsuki there?! These are, in fact, VERY important question. Main shipping: GaaMatsu. Side shippings: SuiKa, NaruSaku, ShikaTema, KakaRin, SasoIno, KanSari, and NejiTen. Implied shippings: HinaKiba, OrchiAnko, AsuKure. No yaoi/yuri, lemon/limes. Rated K+ for pregnancy and pubic vocab.

Notes: I'm writing this story because I have another story with this shipping, and it's on slight hiatus. So, I created this LONG chapter to hold those fans over.

Warnings/notes: I own NOTHING. There are slight implications made by our favorite puppet-using/make-up wearing Suna No Kankurō. Violence in some. Anger. Lots of anger. Pregnancies. Lots and lots of pregnancies. Flames welcomed if you hate, if you like, put those flames out. Also, if someone reads this and requests that the rating be changed to T, I'll change it. Please, don't request lemon, though. I'm still a kid. Thank you. Now enjoy.

The is my FINAL pt, but there WILL be a ep (epilogue)- about seven or eight of them- each on for the previous "parents". This part you don't have to read, but it seems to finish the story, I think.

~Part six~

"I'm pregnant!"

They were now in their final game. Matsuri grabbed the next card in slow-motion. A few words were uttered. Deidara repeated this scene. His own words were uttered, cocky and promising to win this time. Neither gave an inch, both daring the other one to win the game- and the title of ultimate winner.

Matsuri moved her hand again, so close to the card.

And that when all heck broke loose...

"Hey, guys, welcome," Ino said, opening the door to the other girls.

They were all here to see Matsuri's glorious victory.

Sakura took a seat next to Ino and watched with intense focus on her friend as sh

e played her next move. Deidara followed, matching her speed, refusing to fall behind so fast this time.

Sakura smirked. Matsuri had a the game in her hand. Every move that Deidara made, he only played into her set rhyme like mosquitoes to a flame.

Ino shared the same look on her face. In fact, every woman in the room shared that look, even Konan.

They all knew who the clear winner would be and Deidara was about to suck on his words.

"Matsuri!" came a sudden voice from nowhere.

The young brunette girl in question turned around and gasped a bit to find a breathless Gaara leaning up against the door-frame.

He had a small object in his hand that she couldn't make out, but he clutched it so hard that his knuckles were white, as if the object was his very life at the moment.

"Are you pregnant?"

The question made everyone in the room stop what they were doing to stare in shock at the father.

Matsuri flushed bright red as some of them turned to face HER. She closed her eyes, taking a deep breathe. When she opened them again, she also opened her mouth to confuse, but someone got there first.

"No!" cried Sakura, standing up, "It's mine!"

Naruto's eyes went as wide as flying saucers, then they went to her stomach, staring unblinkingly.

"No. It's mine! I'm pregnant!" Ino shouted, refusing to let either of her friends take the fall.

Sasori knew that she was "pregnant", but hadn't expected her to admit it this way.

Hidan punched him in the shoulder at the news. "Oh, you sly dog." (If you're not too young and LIKE Hidan's vocad=b, just add about THREE swears every TWO words... just sayin'''''''''')

Gaara looked disbelievingly at them, disregarding their confessions.

Temari suddenly understood what was going on with them. She stood up as well. "I'm pregnant!" she announced.

Needless to say, that small old bored expression was wiped right off Shikamaru's face.

Just like that.

Next, Sari was smart enough to get the hint. She stood up, scaring Kankurō just from that move alone. "I'm pregnant."

"I'm pregnant!" Tenten stood up, causing Neji to just about fall out of his chair. He stared her in the face, looking for any signs of a lie, but she held herself in check perfectly.

Kiba shivered. He was relieved that Hinata stayed quiet. The other girls' confessions were scaring him to death.

But suddenly, he felt the urge to be sure. "Hinata?"

She turned to face him, a small, knowing smile on her face as she nodded.

Kiba's eyes went wide. "Your dad's gonna kill me."

A certain red-head shrugged. Yeah, what the heck?

"I'm pregnant," Karin said, lookinbg at Suigetsu for a reaction.

He melted right then, right there.

She smirked, pleased with the result.

Rin stood up. "I'm pregnant!" she declared, making Kakashi's sharingan to cry- weather from happiness or sadness or fear- she couldn't figure out.

Tobi's eyes went wide with sadness at the news, but at the same time, he felt a strange pride. Kakashi had done it; he'd protected her with his very life, even going so far as to fall in love with and make a new life with her. That made him proud of his old teammates to the point of obsessive happiness.

One by one every girl stood up, causing her husband to freak out weirdly at the news-

Tsunade stood up, wanting to have in on the game, respecting the young girl who had been about to win the game. "I'm pregnant," she said simply.

Jaraiya's eyes might as well have just fallen out of his face in shock. "O-o-okay. I'll-"

Shizune got the idea. She stood up as well. "Me too."

Kabuto's glasses broke.

Orochimaru found that it was interesting watching the "fathers" reactions...

that is...

until Anko decided that this was a game she liked and wanted in on it.

"Hey, Maru, I'm pregnant!" she winked at Sakura, the starter of it all.

Sakura smiled in gratitude.

Orochimaru just fell over anime-style.

Sasuke stared down at him, no expression on his face, but his slight whisper, "Teach you to knock up your ex-student," was heard by them all.

When Sakura had declared pregnant, he fought a sense of pride for Naruto. It almost made him laugh. Even Naruto- the goofiest kid he'd ever known- had managed to score a win with his wife.

Yes. There were rumors that Sasuke had feelings for Sakura, and he once did. But he'd stabbed her so many times in back, he refused to take her, when he felt he didn't deserve her. Naruto had been glad to take care of her for him. And soon, his feelings- his infatuation- faded. And all that was left was a innocent brotherly affection.

Yes. He was proud of his old temmates, it was as simple as that. And only that.

"I'm pregnant!' said a new girl, standing up. "And, Pein, we're KEEPING it."

Pein's mouth literally dropped as Konan dropped the bomb on him.

(Who knew she'd want to play the game? I did).

Pein closed his mouth and nodded his head curtly. "Very well. I won't force an abortion."

White Zetsu chuckled in delight. Black Zetsu, on the other hand, winced. "Did you just admit to what I think you did?"

He never got an answer.

Kurenai stood up next. "I'm pregnant."

(she was, too).

Asuma stared at her stomach, much like Naruto had done with Sakura.

Matsuri suddenly jumped up onto her feet. "Wait! Everybody stop! I thank you for your kind offers to lie for me, but I need to face this head on with my husband." she cleared her throat gently, "Yes. The pregnancy test in bathroom was mine. And yes; I am pregnant."

Gaara felt his heart quicken somewhat as he felt his feet walking towards her. He didn't even remember telling them to move in the first place. He put a hand to her cheek, wiping away the small stream of tears that had started falling.

He sighed. "Why are you crying now?" he asked, amusement written all over his face. "I don't recall ever saying that I was mad."

Her head shot up in surprise.

He chuckled. "I was only a little shocked, that's all."

He wrapped his wife up in a deep kiss, finally aware of the baby growing within her. And pride growing in his as an equivalent.

She pulled away from him, aware of the cheering from the Akatsuki (*cough cough* Hidan *cough cough*) and Jiraiya- who was doing "research" now.

Matsuri pulled herself away from her husband's strong embrace gently, much to his many protests.

"I need to ask the girls something."

He sighed, letting her go. 'Be quick, okay? Junior needs its rest."

She rolled her eyes. "And you wonder why I didn't tell you?" she chuckled at his dismay.

He shrugged off her laughter. "I'm a protective father, so what? Now, go talk to the girls already. I'm serious about Junior's curfew, which makes it your's, too."

Matsuri hurried over to the girls, fully aware that he meant exactly what he said.

"Why did you guys do it?" she asked them suddenly.

They all immediately turned their attention to her. Ino was the one to answer first. "You and Sakura needed help."

Matsuri chuckled. "So, you did it on nervous complusion?"

Ino chuckled. "Yeah, I guess I did. But Sasori didn't seem very surprised at the news. Do you think I gained weight or something?"

Karin rolled her eyes. "I know I did it to get a reaction from my husband."

Tenten smirked and snapped back, "And you did; he melted."

"Hey, at least my man didn't fall out of a chair," Karin pointed out.

"What about you, then, Tenten?" Matsuri broke in, afraid of what would happen if the two got into it, "Why'd you do it?

Tenten shrugged. "I guess I did it for the same reason as Ino; I couldn't let you guys just fall on your faces'."

Matsuri nodded. "Temari?"

The older girl shrugged. "I knew you were in trouble. I wanted to help you."

"The same thing as me and Ino, then," Tenten pointed out.

"Same with me!" Sari added.

Sakura decided that it was HER turn to explain now. "I think we can all agree that we did what we did because we wanted to show you different reactions of what would happen."

The other girls nodded.

Hinata grinned, having already traded that evil grin in for her cutesy one a while ago. "That's exactly why I did it."

They all continued agreeing.

And soon, Gaara came to enforce their curfew (Junior's and her's).

That night, as they both laid in bed, Gaara just had to ask something,

"Why'd you reset it?"

Matsuri raised her eye-brows at him, questioningly.

"The alarm clock, I mean. Why reset it?"

She sighed. "I had to reset it because of my morning sickness. I didn't want you getting worried about my apparent 'virus'. Sakura helped me."

He smirked. "So, Sakura did know. I had the feeling, but I needed steady evidence."

"Like a confession? Oh, and Ino was in on it, too."

He gave a slight, wry chuckle. "Yeah, not surprised."

Yes, that night, as they laid in bed, Gaara held Matsuri around the waist- right where the little baby was developing. Both parents were finally content with the fact that they would be parents.

And as for little junior?

READ THE EPILOGUE. IT'S COMING SOON.

Also, will warn you, there are going to be about seven or eight epilogues.

Not all for GaaMatsu, but to tell you what the OTHER couples do.