Author's Note: What can I say? I suck.

Disclaimer: I have nothing but a dollar to my name, and even that's not secure…

By the way, I did a little messing around with the point of views, but it's real subtle, just putting that out there…hopefully no one gets too confused with it. I trust everyone can handle it.

:)

Now, let's do this.

Chapter 5

So that dirty ho-bag thinks she can take what's unofficially mine?

I don't think so.

Oh, and if you are a little curious about what happened after Dean's little phone call with the redheaded Chewbacca then let me give you guys the lowdown…

I left the Winchester home in quite a hurry with diminishing confidence.

I'm a coward, you say?

Well, screw you.

You don't know the emotional turmoil I'm under!

Haley suggested that I should stay over at hers for the weekend.

I accepted.

I figure she can help me out with my psychological downfall…

She's like my personal Dr. Phil, without the weird mustache…

Oh and the male parts.

Anyway, here I am in Haley's bedroom, waiting for her to come back with the popcorn.

She should be here any minute now…

Thud!

Yep…that sound never fails to make me laugh.

For those of you who don't know what that sound means…

Haley tripped coming up the stairs.

Cue, laughter.

"You okay there Hales?" I said, suppressing my laughter.

She bound into the room, big smile on her face. "I have not the slightest idea of what you're talking about," she said as she sat down next to me dramatically. "So…how's the love life?"

I glared at her. "Nonexistent."

"What happened to the 'I'm going to make Dean Winchester fall in love me' business?" she asked curiously.

"Didn't work out," I mumbled, picking at a loose thread on the bed sheets.

Haley raised an eyebrow at me. "Brooke Davis is accepting defeat?"

I looked up at her in mock offense as I pointed a finger at her. "Brooke Davis accepts nothing but admiration and cash."

My friend began to laugh. "That kind of makes you sound like a stripper."

I rolled my eyes.

Seriously?

That's the support I get around here?

"Oh come on, Brooke. You know that sooner or later you are going to get what you want," Haley said with an amused smile.

"What makes you so sure?" I said, kinking my eyebrow.

"Because you're Brooke Davis," she said with a shrug.

Well, well.

I think my midget friend has a good point.

EGBO

"Dude!" Sam exclaimed with wide eyes.

"What?" I asked, confused.

"You answered a call from Rachel while you were with Brooke?"

"Yeah…so?"

"…And you told Brooke that Rachel wanted to go out with you?" Sam said slowly.

"Yes, Sammy, get to the point."

Sam laughed. "Wow…you are an idiot."

I narrowed my eyes at my brother. "We'll see who's laughing when I kick your ass."

My younger brother tried to suppress his laughter, but failed miserably. "I'm sorry," he gasped out as he fell to the floor, still laughing. "I just can't believe you are this oblivious!"

"I really don't see what the big deal is…" I trailed off, realization dawning. "Oh shit."

I really am oblivious.

Whatever that means…

EGBO

"I'm telling you Peyt, I'm going out with him tomorrow!" the red head exclaimed into her phone, twirling a piece of her hair on her finger.

"Why would you want to go out with that loner anyway?"

Rachel rolled her eyes. "He's hot! Duh."

"But he's socially retarded Rach."

"So? The boy is good looking and that's all that matters."

"Nothing good can come of this, that's all I'm saying."

"We'll see what happens. Besides…" the redhead started with a smirk. "I always get what I want."

EGBO

"Haley! Pay attention to me!" I said, throwing popcorn at my friends head.

"Hey!" my short friend exclaimed. "I've been paying attention!"

"Oh, right," I grinned. "What was I saying again?"

"That you need to figure out a way to get the skanky red headed ho-bag out the picture so that your epic romance can go underway," Haley deadpanned.

"Is that all?" I pondered, scratching my head. "I could have sworn I had mentioned something about feeding her to a bitch-eating alligator…"

What?

Those exist!

…I think.

Anyway…

"Are you going to help me figure this out Hales?"

"You know I'm here to help Brooke. I'll do anything you want."

I smirked.

She really shouldn't have said that.