Disc 1, Track 2: Interview #1

Interview with Witnesses on the Night in Question (September 24)

September 24th, 2010

Oakwood Ridge Community Center, hallway outside the theater, 7:02 p.m.


Mr. Conrad Ferbs: Tonight was splendid! Absolutely fabulous! Miss Daniels saved the show!

Mr. Birdie Amden: I knew from the start that Miss Daniels was something special. There are some people, you can tell, are destined for greatness, and she is one of them.

Mr. Tony Rawp: A success! I cannot believe it! Who knew Krys was that talented?

Mr. Joben Briddle: Great show tonight...loved the costumes...(takes swig of champaigne) Krys looked very sensual...

Ms. Charlene Xavier: What a little whore! Taking over my show like that! It was atrocious! She's going to pay...they're all going to pay!

Mr. Usher Pleasy: It was okay, I guess. But, man, that Krys has some serious pipes! (nervous laughter) I mean...she was terrible. She ain't got no talent.

Mr. Gary Spade: Oh, it was good. It was nice to see someone other than Charlene in the spotlight. Krys has a good voice.

Mrs. Emily Spade: The show was amazing, as usual! Oh, I'm so glad Krys got a chance to shine. She's very talented!

Mr. Charles Casey: Tonight has proven that we made the right choice to invest in this sort of thing. Marvelous performance, especially from that Daniels girl.

Mrs. Jacqueline Casey: It was so cute! I'm looking forward to seeing more of this! And that blond girl...oh my Lanta, can she sing!

Mr. Robert Casey: I can't really talk right now...I have to find...what, the show? Yeah, it was good. If you'll excuse me, I have some business to take care of...

Mr. Benjamin Casey: This isn't really my thing, if I'm going to be perfectly honest. But it was good. I'll be hearing about it for a while...Rob can't stop talking about that Kryssie chick. I think he went to look for her.

Miss Julia Casey: I liked it. The main girl was really good. I'm a little nervous to be joining...I don't think I could be that good.

Mr. Tyler Ritzer: We kicked some ass tonight! Krys was friggin' awesome! WHOO!

Mr. Jacob Spade: Tonight was great! Krys did a great job! I think this was the best we've done in a while...

Miss Catherine Spade: I knew Krys could do it. Didn't I tell them? And look what happened: we had a great show tonight! Hey, do you know where Krys is? I can't find her anywhere...

Mrs. Bea Gregmann: High-calliber performance tonight, from everyone. I am so proud of Krys. And he is, as well. Yes...he is most pleased...