Reaper: : D I ACTUALLY WENT TO STARBUCKS TODAY~! LOL. Got a Vanilla Bean...lol. Anyways, I called it the Gay Alliance Hot Spot to my boyfriend, and he was like "The what?" LOL. INSIDE JOKE~! Yay. Anyways, I actually memorized the all the drinks from the Starbucks website ((wtf, why?)) and I saw that the Starbucks I went to didn't have a Iced Peppermint Mocha Espresso, which made me sad. This chapter is kind of short, forgive me. I just...didn't know how to write this pairing... D : Anyways, here is some X...Shark...? DX I don't know Squalo's number. D : Hopefully Xan-Xan and Sharkie aren't too out of character. Also, did you know in the English Translation of KHR, Squalo yells "HEY" instead of "VOOOI" and Mukuro's "Kufufufu" was replaced with "heh heh" DX Noes~!

Next up is~ 2726 FRIENDSHIP~! XD

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING. NOT THE STARBUCKS OR THE ANIME OR THE CHARACTERS. Just the fangirls...Did they appear in this chapter?

"Why the hell am I in a dirty place like this, trash?" Xanxus, head of the almighty Varia assassin squad hissed, glaring at his cold drink.

Tch.

Tch.

"VOOOOOOOOOOI! Just deal with you, you stupid whiny boss! We were ordered by the pip-squeak of a boss to come here," Squalo, glaring at the man across from him, hissed out with clenched fists. Xanxus snorted, the nick name of Tsuna pissing him off.

Squalo grumbled under his breath, glaring at the red eyes man as he drank his water. Yeah….he would get water at a café.

Xanxus, on the other hand, had an Iced Peppermint Mocha Expresso sitting in front of him. Squalo stared at his drink to his boss's, comparing them in looks and taste.

"Feh. Only worthless pieces of trash would listen to that girly Uke," Xanxus spat out, getting a twitched eyebrow from his silver haired swordsman in response.

"VOOOOOOOOOI! WE ARE HERE, YOU DUMBASS OF A LEADER!" Squalo yelled at his boss. Xanxus, not liking to be yelled at, threw the nearest object at the silver haired man. A glass cup, to be exact.

It crashed against his head and everyone stared.

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! THAT HURT, YOU MOTHER F-WHAT THE HELL?" Squalo screamed at the top of his lungs as Xanxus got up from the table, walking out the door.

Squalo grumbled as he crashed after the man, yelling at him about being a wife-beater.

"Fucking scum. When we get home, your ass is mine," Xanxus scowled as he spoke, his red eyes glaring at Squalo, who couldn't help but blush at his gaze.

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!" He yelled.