Note: This chapter will have a couple references to a few William videos from one of my favorite YT channels, Violette1st.

EPISODE VI: Lamp Sweet Lamp

Immediately after the last chapter, Freddie encounters Sage, Mal, Evie, Libby, Ben, Leona, Astra, Audrey, Scarlet, Vega, Adora and Tessa, the daughter of Dr. Facilier chuckling, "Well, well, well. The famous Auradonian kids and the sparkling girlfriends."

"My name is Sage, and this is Libby, Leona, Astra, Scarlet, Vega, Adora and Tessa.", the starling introduced, before she and Mal excuse, "Okay, Freddie. We've tracked your claws."

Freddie checks her nails, still happy, "But I just had them sharpened."

This joke causes Audrey to gasp in a bit of surprise and Libby, Leona, Adora and Tessa to laugh their heads off.

"She's joking. I think", Evie smiles towards Audrey and the others.

The four starlings stop laughing for a moment whilst still smiling as Freddie adored, "Aw, look at these ten! They're adorable.", as Ben and Audrey smiled, Scarlet and Vega impressed too, before, Scarlet, spinning Vega in a short dance, then kisses Vega as one of the blue-haired starlings' legs were up in the air as they do so like a romantic couple kissing. "It's sickening for the Auradonians. But I also do love the same-sex relationship which, to be honest, is actually romantic and great.", she then said, which Ben and Audrey weren't impressed again.

"Hey! You can't talk to us like that!", said Audrey, as Scarlet and Vega stop their romantic kiss.

Freddie then asks the daughter of Sleeping Beauty, "And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?"

"I'll...I'll...I'll-", hesitated Audrey, trying to think of something, before shocked and covering her mouth in embarrassment.

Freddie says, "Thought so."

"When I throw a party...I...I won't invite you!", scolded Audrey.

Scarlet asked, "Really?", sarcastically again. "That's your idea?"

The daughter of Dr. Facilier, hearing this, then bursts into laughter to this amateur-like punishment, with the twelve teens looking at her along with Evie and Libby rolling their eyes, even though the pink starling secretly likes this joke too, before Freddie stops laughing a couple moments later.

"We really need to teach them how to smack talk.", Libby and Evie told Sage and Mal.

Mal asks, "Do you remember that your Yo Mama battles that we've used to have?"

"I heard those we're trending somehow for some of those videos on Auratube your dimension has, unlike the more popular one in the other dimensions.", reminded Sage. "Libby, we should try that with Mal and Evie. Wonder how good it is."

Evie starts off, "Yo Mama so weak old ladies help her across the street!"

"Yo Mama so angry she hates me giving away my stuff for generosity!", tried Libby for the Yo Mama battle.

Mal then said, "Yo Mama so weak instead of poison apple she makes apple pie!"

"Yo Mama so sad that she can't catch shooting stars more than I can.", said Sage for her first turn for the Yo Mama battle too like Libby's.

Evie says again, "Yo Mama so soft the only spell she cast are crying spells!"

"Yo Mama so surprised that I got super-celestial results on my test!", Libby told for the second time.

Mal says for her second turn, "Yo Mama so soft cats share pictures of her."

"And lastly, Yo Mama so full loving that she said we're going to get milk! WE'RE GOING TO GET MILK! WE'RE GONNA! TO GET! MIIIIILLLLLK!", Sage told a joke for her final turn, which has a reference of a William video Sage had watched from the channel Violette1st, causing Libby, Evie and Mal to laugh hard.

Evie finally finishes the game, "Oh snap!", smiling.

"Game over?", asked Sage and Libby simultaneously.

Evie said happily, "Game over!", before she, Mal, Sage and Libby laugh as the two VKs fist bump, while the two starlings cheer and hug each other, jumping in a circle.

"Yo Mama so soft, she's...like...a pillow!", Audrey attempted a Yo Mama joke.

Scarlet also attempted a Yo Mama joke, "Yo Mama so shocked that...I have an tendency to propose to Vega!"

"What!", gleefully surprised Vega. "Is this true, my love, Scarlet?"

The third-year starling explained to Vega, "Nope, actually. You know I already love you. Maybe someday I will propose to you. But for now, I have fallen in love with you, you perfectionistic celestial beautiful feminine girl."

"Really, because I also have fallen in love with you too, you artistic butch-like handsome courageous girl.", the second-year starling romantically said to Scarlet, before, as the two lean and were about to kiss again passionately, the cinematographer's camera shot turns to Freddie on the left, censoring it a bit.

Freddie commented, "Unbelievably surprising.", before coming to Ben and Astra. "Well, what do you know. These guys are even more lame than I imagined.", she then said as she linked arms with Ben and Astra shortly.

"Actually, our friends here aren't lame. Us starlings are not lame either.", Leona and Astra added.

Audrey lets go of Freddie, "Okay, we may not frown and wear black, but we are NOT lame."

"Yeah!", agreed the son of Beauty and the Beast.

The daughter of Sleeping Beauty continued, "We can be rotten just like you guys!"

"Yeah! We can?", said Ben again, but hesitates, as he sees Audrey a bit angry-looking as he said, "Check this out;", grabbing a yellow China cup from the desk.

Adora and Tessa advices Ben, "Ben, just act like one for a bit, don't go too far-"

It was too late. Ben slammed the cup on the ground, shattering it, making Ben and Audrey shocked and traumatized while Freddie was smiling, with Scarlet and Vega gasping as that ruined their long romantic moment.

"Ugh. What did we tell you? That's good China, guys!", sorrows Adora and Tessa.

Leona and Astra shrug in agreement, "We've could've bought that too."

"What have I done?", Ben realizes, leaning down to help clean up the mess.

Audrey helps, "Let me help.", leaning down to help clean with Ben, along with Leona and Astra, as the AK continued, worried, "Anyone got glue?"

"I'll be happy to pay for damages.", Ben apologized, before Adora and Tessa give Freddie a couple dollars for assurance.

Sage and Libby gasp at this while Mal and Evie look unsurprised, the daughter of Maleficent saying, "Watching them do this is worse than ANY punishment my mother ever gave me."

"Totally. I feel bad for them though. So do us starlings.", honestly said Sage.

Libby and Evie agree, "Oh yeah. We have got to get them out of here before anyone else shows up."

"Or worse, maybe someone could have snuck somewhere here other than Freddie, and could be planning to make a surprise appearance at this very moment to make us worry so much!", predicted Sage. "Which. Is most likely not gonna happen now."

Audrey worried again, "Are we going to jail?!"

"No, Audrey. We aren't. I already paid for assurances.", Adora and Tessa prove.

Freddie, watching the two AKs and four starlings clean up, felt a disturbance behind her as we definitely see a mysterious shy figure in the darkness near the entrance. She turns a bit and silently said, "You gotta hide! They don't wanna know you're here too.", worried, but then keeps her cool as the dark figure disappears out of sight, yet the others haven't seen her there.

"I don't even know how we got here. I mean, one moment, when me and Sage were rubbing paint off of Jordan's lamp, and then the next-", told Mal, before she and Sage realize miraculously.

Sage and Mal both said, "That's it! The lamp! I just wish we could ask her how we-"

And again all of a sudden, before the two heroines could finish their sentence, the two, Libby, Evie, Scarlet, Vega, Leona, Astra, Ben, Audrey, Freddie, Adora and Tessa disappear from the shop in a cloud of purple smoke again with the second wish.

Meanwhile, Jordan and Piper were making a video of a lemonade tutorial, the daughter of the Genie demonstrating along with Piper holding a glass for the lemonade, "Then, my precious darlings, you just take two pinches of sugar..."

"And you get a delicious pitcher of...", Piper was about to finish the sentence, before, the purple cloud of smoke reappearing, overcrowds mostly of the video with the twelve arriving, surprising and shocking Jordan and Piper. "...what in the twinkly heavens of the solar system?!", she then said, shocked.

Sage and Mal chuckle nervously with the crowd shocked too, "Hi.", which Jordan then glares angrily at this disturbance while Piper remains shocked still. "Is this a bad time?", both asked.

"4th wall pic!", Libby then interrupts this by snapping a selfie with the computer cam, snapping a picture saying, despite Piper still shocked respectfully unlike the title,

Breaking News: Piper and Jordan has Lemonade Meltdown