Rule #51

Do not start humming the Batman theme whenever Snape goes sweeping by.

(He does not appreciate it in the slightest)

(He needs a theme song!)

(You can't blame me, he has the swooshy cape!)

(Do you think he uses a spell to make it do that?)

(It's Snape, it's highly possible)

oOo

Rule #52

Do not sing the 'Circle of Life' at the top of the Astronomy Tower as the sun rises.

(That's so evil)

(Why do you think I did it?)

(Because you're evil!)

(Exactly)

oOo

Rule #53

In accordance with rule #52, do not magically amplify your voice to sing said song.

(You just have a death wish don't you)

(Possibly)

(Only an insane person would do that)

(I think we've established the fact I'm not sane)

oOo

Rule #54

Do not send Snape a Batman costume.

(Again, he has the swooshy cape.)

(It was fitting.)

(Temptation was too great)

(Totally worth it)

oOo

Rule #55

Do not start singing Poor Unfortunate Souls in Potions.

(Snape didn't see my musical genius)

(Like you've never had the urge to sing that while brewing)

(The part where Ursula chants in the song was really not appreciated.)

(It was perfect)

oOo

Rule #56

Do not convince First Years that Snape is secretly a vampire

(He REALLY doesn't appreciate this)

(It is also advised that it is not wise to throw garlic at him.)

(So worth it though)

(The ickle Firsties are even more scared of him now)

(Mission accomplished)

oOo

Rule #57

Do not steal Trevor and run around with him, trying to get all the girls to kiss him

(They won't do it)

(Neville won't like it either)

(Not like he'll notice, he's always losing the dang toad)

oOo

Rule #58

In accordance with rule #57, don't convince the girls Trevor is secretly Prince Naveen as an Animagus.

(Doubtful many of them would get the reference)

(My slowly gathering group of Irregulars would get it)

(Irregulars?)

(Sherlock reference)

oOo

Rule #59

Do not play Beauty and the Beast when Lupin and Tonks are around

(In fairness, Tonks adored it)

(Lupin, not so much.)

(Why do we keep messing with Lupin?)

(Because we laugh in the face of danger)

oOo

Rule #60

Also in regards to rule #59, don't play Human Again

(Seriously,why do we keep messing with him?)

(It's like poking a sleeping dragon)

(But it's so fun)