By dark-angel-rising
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ladyvella42 – Thanks! I'm almost done with them, just got to finish Algebra and English, so I'm almost done! Anyway, here is the next chappie! Enjoy!
Rox n' Sox – naaaaah I'm not THAT mean! Though I think that someone did try and do that to Valon, seriously how did he get his hair like that?
HikariYamiSumi – Yeah, my English teacher says I have the best grammar in my class. Thanks for calling my story insanely funny! Thank you!
Miraicat – Thanks!
Author's Note: This chappie is dedicated to ladyvella42 for being the first to update and she now gets a DOOM plushie! YAY!
(throws DOOM plushies and candy around randomly)
Chapter 6Dartz marched his young charges back home, yelling at them the whole way.
"I can't believe the three of you! I've hardly been gone for four days and you already shot a hole in a wall, stole from a grocery store, hid illegal drugs, and got ARRESTED! I don't belive this! How can you get caught by two-bit cops who run around with doughnuts hanging out of their mouths! HOW?"
The three boys sat behind their adoptive father who was still ranting and cursing. They were all staring down at the floor sadly. When they finally pulled up at their mansion, Dartz swept to the front door dramatically, weird costume billowing. He opened the double doors, then whirled around at the three boys.
"Somewhere along the line, I failed with you." He said, before slamming the door shut in their faces.
Raphael started crying, Alister started trying to get his hearing back, and Valon pulled out a gameboy and started playing Mario on it. The two looked at the small Aussie strangely.
"What?" He said, looking innocently at the other two. "I'm bored."
Alister looked at his bedroom window in determination. He had to get back in. It wasn't because it was two in the morning and he wanted to sleep in his nice warm bed, nor was it because his favorite blankie was still in his closet, it was because his evil plans of assassinating the Kaibas were still in his room! Next to him, Valon looked up at the complicated web of ropes and pulleys that Alister somehow managed to find.
"I'll go call 911, Alister." He said before shuffling off. The red head grabbed on to a nearby rope and began to climb up. He had to rescue his precious plans, no matter what!
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Valon and Raphael were staring up at Alister, who was in a very uncomfortable position, hanging twenty feet or so from the ground. The red haired boy was screaming his lungs off, "Raphael, get your big and heavy ass up here and get me down!"
Down on the ground, meaning not hog-tied in the air, Raphael sniffed indignantly at his comrade, turning away as if he was insulted.
"I'll have you know, Alister, that my buttocks are in perfect proportion to the rest of my sexy hot body." Next to him, Valon choked on his own spit, and fell to the ground hacking. Alister let out several foul curses, his eyes shining with fury and his face pink with humiliation.
Raphael raised his eyebrow. "Wow, you're good at this. The part about being an old baboon's ass was a nice touch."
Alister growled angrily and struggled harder against his bonds. Suddenly, the old rope snapped and the red-haired boy fell down on the ground landing painfully on his butt.
"SON OF A BITCH!" He yelled angrily.
Dartz woke up to someone screaming incoherently. Rolling his eyes he went over to his window and looked outside. His whole back yard was covered in an intricate web of ropes, and down on the ground was a hacking Valon, an amused Raphael, and a furious Alister. The red-head was the one doing the screaming.
Dartz ducked as the neighbor lady flung her cat at him.
"Why do you have all those ropes in your yard Mr. Smartz?" The senile old lady called in that sickening old lady voice.
Dartz growled angrily. "It's DARTZ! Get it right already! And I… uh… I'm a spider person (1)."
"Oh, Okay." She said before going back to bed.
Dartz made his way down stairs. When he opened the door he saw Alister and the other two boys rushing toward him.
"Aww, I missed you too boys!" He cried, catching them all in a big bear-hug. He didn't understand why Alister was still struggling.
"Um… Master Dartzy sir?" Valon whispered urgently, "I…can't…breathe…!"
Dartz immediately let go, looking sheepish. As soon as he was free, Alister tore up the stairs as if he had a rabid squirrel behind him.
Raphael suddenly screamed, "My cards!" and ran off to his room. Flinging his door open he found his cards and held them tightly to his chest, cooing, "I'll never leave you at home again! Never! Never! I'll take you with me everywhere I go!"
Dartz shrugged and started hugging Valon. "Let's never fight again!" He squealed then dragged the other two boys out of their rooms and to the kitchen to make them 'Welcome back, I'm sorry I kicked you out' peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
Valon smiled, taking another bite out of his (uncrusted) sandwich. Everything was back to normal.
Suddenly a crash along with monkey-like screams sounded upstairs.
Yes, everything was back to normal.
A/N: Well? What did ya'll think? A little short, but at least I updated, right?
Anyway…
(1) – I actually did that some time ago, and succeeded in disturbing my neighbors. BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think I'm running low on sugar, because I'm running out of ideas, so please review and send comments and suggestions!
Dartz: Review! Review! Or else fear the wrath of my evil army of fuzzy pink plushies! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DAR: Yeah, Dartz, let's just scare the readers into oblivion!
Dartz: YAY-SIES!
DAR: Oh. My. God.
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