I reread my reviews and noticed that someone said tat Sniper isn't British. Oops! Ill try to make him more Australian now!

When I woke up, Spy was already awake. He was sitting beside me, almost leaned back against the sofa while I rested against his shoulder. I blinked, realized what I was doing. My face reddened a bit and I sat up, stopping using Spy as a headrest.

"You're awake," he said, pulling out a cigarette.

"Y-Yeah," I said, looking in an oppsotie direction to hide my blush.

"Hm. You know, Silvia, you-"

"BLU TEAM IN THE BASE!" I was surprised to hear the sound of Announcer's voice at a time like this. We weren't in battle! Was she like a machine glitching out or was this the truth? I jumped to my feet, hair flowing. Then I realized I was still in Pjs. Well, I couldn't stand for that! So I raced into my room and took one of Sniper's shirts and changed quickly. I ended up wearing jeans and a long sleeved red shirt. I then headed back and went through the secret door to get to the respawn. When I entered, the door slammed shut and it began to spark. I freaked out and ran over to it and hit it, and it opened. Engie was there and he cocked an eyebrow at me.

"Spy!"

"No, it's Silvia!" I cried, putting up my hands in defense.

"We'll see," he said, approaching me with a wrench. He hit me on the shoulder but I did not turn into a Spy.

"Good. Now what in tarnation did you do to the darn door?" He glanced at the door and then back at me.

"Nothing," I said.

He sighed and then loaded his guns. "You know, Silvia, you can-"

"Look out!" Scout came charging into the respawn. He was all beat up and was bleeding from several places. "Stupid BLUs," he said angrily. "Buncha dumbasses."

"What happened to you?" I asked.

"Those BLU team retards happened!" He looked upset o I didn't ask anyting else.

"Uh oh."

I looked at Engie, who was fiddling with the respawns controls.

"What?" I asked.

"The respawn," he said, going pale. "It's… malfunctionin'."

"What's that supposed to mean, hardhat?" Scout demanded, shoving his way to look at the controls, too.

"What I mean is that the respawn ain't working," Engie replied. "It's broken."

My blood ran cold. Broken? How! I paced back and forth. This was bad, bad bad bad!

Sniper ran into the respawn looking twice as beat up as Scout. "Oi, what're you three doin' in here?"

"The respawn's busted!" Scout shrieked at him. "If we die, we DIE!"

Sniper stared at Engie. "W…what?"

Engie nodded. "Sorry."

The rest of the team ran in and we told them about the broken respawn.

"So what do we do?" I asked, terrified.

Spy thought for a moment. "Okay, Engineer, you must build sentries in everal places. Make it impossible to breach our base. Medic, you must stay with him at all times to heal him. Heavy, you must go and protect both of them." He took out his case and looked at some disguises. "I will take out the BLUs."

I shivered. "You can't go alone."

"I have to." He then walked out, cloaking and then Medic Heavy and Egie ran out to do as they were told.

"What do we do, then?" Scout asked.

"Mmph mph," Pyro said.

"Sit down, maybe?" Said Demoman. He sat on a bench and began chugging Scrumpie. I didn't blame him for that. He shared with the rest of us and we drank to calm ourselfs.

"You wearing my shirt, mate?" Sniper said suddenly, eyeing me suspiciously.

"Er… maybe," I said while sweatdropping. "I needed a clean shirt and the BLUs got their AIDS filled blood on my hoodie and Medic's shirt." I was really pissed and the Scrumpie didn't help. I was starting to get harsh and mean and stuff.

"Why did Medic give you his shirt anyway?" Scout asked, raising an eyebrow.

"My hoodie was ruined," I spat, shrugging while downing Scumpie. "Who cares?"

Scout huffed and glared at a wall.

Soldier was pacing back and forth. "WE CAN NOT JUST STAND HERE AND WAIT FOR THOSE GUYS O DO ALL F THE WORK! WE ARE MEN AT WAR!"

"Ahem?" I said angrily.

Soldier looked at me crossly. I think. "WHAT, PRINCESS?"

I raged, my face going tomato red. "DO. NOT. CALL. ME. PRINCESS." I growled, eyes turning red.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT PRINCESS?"

I smashed the Scrunpie bottle on the floor and it broke. I pointed the broken sharp side at him "I said DON'T!"

Soldier just laughed. "Who are you kidding, princess? You're not going to do ANYTHING!" He shook his head and continued to pace. I would have beaten him black and blue but the respawn was busted.

"Not now, you two," Demoman sighed, upset. "You're always fightin'. Can't we all get along?"

"No," I said harshly. "Not with that bi-"

Before I could finish my insult Medic and Engie can running back into the respawn.

"…Are you two OK?"

Medic finished healing Engie. "The job has been done."

"Where is Spy?" I asked, looking worried.

"…I do not know."

I swallowed. "I have to find him."

Medic shook his head. "Nien. You will die. The BLUs are everywhere and hey have respawn."

"I will not die you dumbass doctor," I said angrily. The shock on his face was clear. "Now I am going to find that doctor and that is that!" I ran out of respawn and I could hear Medic coming after me.

We aw in injured Heavy run up te stairs to the respawn and go in. We ran downstarirs and saw a BLU spy turn into Spy. I got mad and jumped at him.

"Silvia, what are you doing?" He asked.

"Don't you try to trick me," I snarled. I leaped into the air and kicked him in the head. He flew backwards and did a few flips, hitting the wall. Something broke and he died. I huffed and walked over to his body. I took his butcher knife and his pistol. It had plenty of bullets. I nodded and faced Medic. There was a BLU Heavy behind him!

"Look out!" I shouted. I leaped over his head and tackled the Heavy, knocking him to the floor. Then I put a gun to hi head and pulled the trigger. He was dead. I grinned and took his shotgun.

Medic looked around frantically in case someone else came. We moved on to the sewers. Engie's sentries were everywhere, I doubted anyone got in again. We went into the sewers and I spotted Spy fighting a BLU Sniper! THE BLU Sniper! I HATED him! He was pinning Spy to the wall and wa about to cut him with his katana but I flying kicked him in the crotch. He fell the the floor and then I snatched his katana, beating him and cutting him with his own blade. He died slowly, begging for mercy, but I didn'tgive any.

Medic healed Spy, and he sighed in relief. "Zank you, you two."

Before I knew what I was doing, I was hugging him. "You almost died."

"But I did not. Now, let's get back to ze others."

I nodded and we 3 went back to the respawn. The others were drinking even more since I was gone. Except for Soldier and Sniper. And Pyro because it has a mask.

When they saw us they all cheered.

"You're OK!" Scout said happily, dropping a half full Scrumpie and spilling it all over the floor. "I was worri-"

"WHAT'S THE PLAN?" interrupted Soldier.

Spy sighed and smoked a cigarette. "The BLUs have retrieted. We need to set up more sentries and traps. I want boobies(traps) everywhere. And then we must find out what is wrong with the respawn."

Engie glanced at me. Then I realized it! He thought I was the one who messed it up! But why would I do that?"

Spy sent everyone off on a job. Everyone except me. He and I sat in the respawn for a bit. He looked at me and said, "Silvia, you have been a great credit to the team."

"I know," I said.

"You are a very beautiful woman. Your hair is like an ever-flowing river of pure concentrated golden beauty, your skin white and smooth and more beautiful than a night of snow. Your eyes are iridescent beauty, changing with every dear emotion. Your style is stunning, YOU is stunning."

I blushed. "Th..Thanks, Spy. You're cool, too."

He leaned in.

I panicked.

But he still kissed me. I kissed back.

It was a dream come true.