Be Careful What You Wish For
"THAT'S ENOUGH!"
Scorpius and Rose glanced behind them.
"I'M SICK OF YOU TWO ALWAYS YELLING AND SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER!" shouted Albus. "AND I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS HAVING TO PLAY THE PEACEMAKER AND GO-BETWEEN WHEN YOU TWO REFUSE TO TALK AFTER A FIGHT!"
He took a deep breath. "I wish you two would just get along," he said.
Rose and Scorpius exchanged a look.
"Yes, Al is right," sighed Rose. She turned to face Scorpius. "Malfoy - the truth is, I'm madly in love with you."
"Wait - what?" said Albus, doing a double-take.
"Oh Merlin, Weasley," said Scorpius, hand on his heart. "Is that true? Because I feel the same way."
"Are - are you sure?" asked Albus, staring at Scorpius.
"Why don't we go out, then?" suggested Rose.
"I've got an even better idea," said Scorpius. "Why don't we go into the Room of Requirement and make pink-haired babies right now?"
"You read my mind!" said Rose. "But why go that far? Let's do it right here!" She wrapped her arms around Scorpius's neck.
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" screamed Albus, pushing them apart. "WHAT - THIS IS - YOU - DOING THA - AAARRRGH!"
He ran away clutching his head.
Scorpius and Rose watched him go.
"I think we went a bit far," remarked Scorpius.
"Nah, he'll be alright," said Rose, waving a hand. "Anyway, as I was saying you irresponsible twat - "
"Don't even start you prissy stuck-up - "
Merry Christmas everyone! :)
zenbon zakura: omg what a great idea for a chapter! lololol thanks girl
HarryPotterNut94: oh yeah more will be comin'!
The chapters will be jumping around in time, if you've noticed... Rose, Albus and Scorpius are probably in their 5th- 6th year in this one, while in some stories they will be much younger.