A/N - Hey guys! Here's the blooper reel. If you're not interested, that's fine, you're not going to miss anything anyway. For those who are, I hope you like it! I kind of like the idea of Levi being the funniest guy on set, seeing as he's the most serious one in the story haha.
Enjoy!
Young Reina: [shoves apple in young Levi's face]
Young Levi: [makes no reaction]
Young Reina: Hey.
Young Levi: …
Young Reina: Hey.
Young Levi: …
Young Reina: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. [repetitively shoves apple into his face more]
Young Levi:
Young Reina: Eat the fake apple!
Young Levi: [laughs]
Young Reina: What? It's not like I've covered these with rat poison or anything. They're totally fresh from that dead guy's body![points to sleeping extra]
Young Levi: I don't think that's a good idea.
Young Reina: Why not?
Young Levi: I'm a Backstreet Boy.
Young Reina: [laughs]
Teen Levi: Don't move or I'll force feed you my mom's meatloaf.
Teen Levi: Don't move or I'll stab you with this rubber knife.
Teen Levi: Don't move or I'll cast you as Cossette in the film production of Les Misérables. Starring Hugh Jackman's annoying vibrato. And Russell Crowe.
Teen Reina: [watching family's house burn]
Teen Levi: Woo! Glad we got those assholes out of the way!
Teen Reina: [laughs] Oh my god!
Kane: And finally! Levi, Isabel Magnolia, Farquad Ch – oh fuck. I fucked up. What's his name again? [laughs]
Levi: They're staying in an inn called The Bear's- shit. Line? The Bear's Brow? The Bear's Brow. Okay. Sorry.
Levi: They're staying in an inn called The Bear's Brow. We'll wait for the cover of darkness before intruding. Isabel and Farlan can take the first floor. Reina and I are gonna go get a master suite.
Reina: Woo! [slaps Levi's butt and runs inside]
Erwin: [opens eyes] Hello, little girl.
Reina: [jumps] Oh shit! Oh my god that was creepy! [laughs]
Levi: Why would you want four thieves in the military?
Erwin: We could use some flyers for our team. Last year, the Military Police stole our routine, but we're gonna get them back for it.
Reina: [muffles laughter]
Erwin: But only you, Levi, can bring us the Cheer Cup.
Levi: [smiles] God dammit.
Oliver: Age doesn't matter to me. Besides, I'm more into women with experience.
Reina: Me too!
Levi: [looks straight into camera] What a twist!
Levi: Your shirt is wrinkled from the lack of ironing, your hair is messy from a lack of showering, and your boots are scuffed from extra training outside of practice time. Basically you's a little bitch.
Reina: Levi! What about dinner?
Levi: I can't have dinner, I'm on an all angst diet! God, Reina! You're so stupid.
Reina: [shakes Levi's arm roughly to get his attention]
Levi: [smiles]What? What the fuck is that? I looks like you're jacking off my arm.
Reina: [collapses onto arm, giggling] Gross!
Reina: [whispers] I missed you.
Levi: [pretends to make out with her]
Levi: I am your corporal and you will do as I say. Now, take your clothes off.
Reina: You, sir, are the meanest person in the world! I thought you were serious!
Levi: I was. Sit the fuck down.
Eld: W-wait, corporal. You're not serious, are you?
Levi: [lets out exasperated sigh]Oh my god, yes I am. Does anyone listen?
Reina: [laughs]
Eld: Reina, did you hear?
Reina: Hear what?
Eld: Gunther and I are getting married!
Gunther: Look at Oldman! She can't even get on her horse!
Levi: You should see her in bed!
Reina: There it is. [points]
Levi: What? Where?
Reina: Right there. [points]
Levi: I still can't see it. Are you seeing things?
Reina: Yeah, fucking titans!
Levi: [leans over to see what she's seeing] Nope. I see nothing. Good job, soldier. [jumps off of branch]
Reina: How'd I do?
Levi: So bad, it might even cost you half a ribcage and a leg.
Reina: Oh! Too soon!
Levi: It hasn't even happened yet!
Levi: Remember that huge hurricane in year 833? Yeah, fuck that hurricane.
Nurse: Got your medication! This will help with the headache and any other pain you're having.
Levi: Got anything for SICK BURNS?
Reina: Yeah, I might need some aloe vera after that last insult.
That's it! Hoped you like it! Nexy chappy will be out in a day or two :)