Finally I have gotten enough questions to start the new chapter…and I was just a tad lazy.
"This question is from P'tfami, P'tfami asks,"
"Dear Mr Rippner,
What do you read in your spare time? Ever considered opening an Assassins Guild
as described in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels? It would make er..
"inhuming" targets quite legal.
"I like to read Stephen King books. My favorite one would have to be Carrie and no I haven't ever considered opening an Assassins Guide. I'm quite good at my job and I don't need a book to tell me what to do. And you can call me Jackson"
"This one is from arrgil, arrgil asks,"
"Do you think that figure skating and horse-back riding are girly? They're
actually both really hard, so keep that in mind, and have you ever seen the
Calgary stampede? What's your favorite event?
"No, true, no, and I think my favorite event is…uh…I don't have a favorite event."
"Uh…Fluffy is back and annoying as ever. She asks,"
'I'm taking care of babies retarded' What the fudge does that
mean? Anyway, meanie! My baby would be just like daddy... sometimes well
behaved, but evil and would kill his parents one day but not the babysitter. Oh
pwease? I won't make fun of you EBER AGAIN if you do this for
me... but if you don't... I STILL know where you sleep. And I spy on you when
you're eating breakfast so... watch out for poison... MUHAHAHAHAHA! (cough) Oh
and tell BayBreeze I just finished the 2nd volume of DH and I wanna know what
happens to Zach... I mean, it's not his fault! I know Mrs. Hoover is evil but
Paul didn't have to get so wacko that he sent his own son to a Juvenile
Rehabilitation thingy. Bleh. I don't think I spelled that right. Ah well, gotta
go get the 3rd volume so I can see what happens. Too taa loo Jackie-boy. (chu)
--Fluffy"
"You're just crazy! CRAZY! AND NEVER EVER 'chu' ME! I don't need kisses from Japan! AND IT'S JACK, I MEAN JACKSON! And how do you poison my toast if I'm watching it the whole three minutes it's cooking?"
"These questions are from Akazato, who asks,"
"Some more questions Jackson, because I want to keep you busy...
Q1: Do you like chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream?
Q2: When you think about Lisa, do you cry and devour a whole pint?
Q3: Do you cry at all? Or is crying below you too?
Q4: Have you ever got pepper-sprayed? Cuz I bet you cried then
And last but not least Q5: What's your favorite way to kill a person?"
"Mmm…yes. I don't believe in the "filling the void in my pathetic life with food" thing, but yes…I like to eat the whole pint. Yes I do. Yes…and yes. My favorite way to kill a person is…well it all depends. If they really ticked me off I like to kill the slowly and painfully…with a toothpick or a paper clip or something like that."
"This question is from brunette-barbie14. I thought Barbie was blonde…anyways. She asks,"
"Hey Jackson,
Since everyone thinks that you are a perfect match for Lisa would you ever go
with someone else? Like a Latin chica? (Not that I'm Mexican...you know or...I'm
implying...I'm...yeah)hehe I have to ask!
If you had to pick a movie...
Pirates of the Caribbean or King Arthur?"
"Nooope! Lisa and only Lisa. And King Arthur sucked! POTC defiantly!"
"Heehee…Moogle is back and she asks,"
"Umm, I think Mohican's is lyrics from a song, yeah.
Who would you rather be, a platypus or a Michael Jackson?
What's your sign?"
"A platypus because it has a duck bill and fur and it lays eggs and it's still a mammal. I like platypus'. My sign? Oh I'm an Aries."
"Nataly asks,"
"HI Jackson!
Um well I think I spelled groggle wrong-groggel sorry it means to choke. You
don't like babies? Aw that's okay we know that your manly instincts are just
taking over. Its okay if you wouldn't want to throw me up against the wall I
understand. You only have a thing in it for Seabreeze and Lisa
That's not the only reason, I am here not to just threaten you but I think you
should take Queen of Imps suggestion go visit our dear doctor. He is a good
doctor so patient. Why don't you? Have you ever met him before? Plus do you find
yourself very attractive cause I know a lot of girls that do...well got to go!"
"Um…why would I choke you? You didn't do anything. It's not that I don't like her baby…she's just crazy. And um…heehee it's BayBreeze. A good doctor that wears potato sacks on his head…he's C-R-A-Z-Y. And yeah…I know I'm hot."
"SmarterThanYou, who is not smarter than me asks,"
"Your going to think I'm crazy for asking these things. Forgive me though. Its
three in the morning.
1. What would you do if you 'stole' Lisa?
2. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?
3. Are you annoyed with all the stupid questions?"
"Hmm…if I stole Lisa I think I'd convince her that I'm not as evil as she thinks I am and then whatever I said about dying in our sleep surrounded my our children and many grandchildren in a previous chapter. Um…it happened at a Christmas party…I was drunk and I don't want to talk about it… No I'm not. I find them quite amusing."
"This one is from AishiteruX3. She asks,"
"Yeah this is Amanda again, but what I want to know is,
How the hell do you find a job like that? I mean you can't just open up the
wanted ad's or something like that.
and
hehe I love you too, but then again who doesn't?
Besides most people you've threatened.
"Well…hey didn't you read the first chapter? Yeah…I love youall too except for Fluffy…but not the way I love Lisa…that's a different kinda love."
"J-bird asks,"
"Hey Jackson. How's the throat? Do you still have the scarf? Do you still wear
it?
BTW, you'd think in your line of profession, you'd have a nicer cell phone!
C'mon now!"
"Aw…you care! It's fine…yes and yes. And my cell phone is very nice! And I had to buy that phone all by my little self! Lisa probably broke it…when she STOLE IT!"
Okay…Thank you for all the questions. You guys make me so happy…I LOVE YOU ALL!