MLP:FIM belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro.

A few things before I get started.

I've decided to put all the cheesy parts in italic, so that if people don't want to puke, they know were not to read.

Also, a few questions were asked by someone by the name of freewing alchemist, so I might waste some writing space answering 1 of them, because answering the other two will spoil the story, and as much as I want to do that, I can't.

Q-It seemed to me that your main character was a little depressed, is the way he looks now have any connection on how he see himself?

A-well, his physical appearance is me as a pony, because the character is based off me, but not entirely like me. So bald and black it is. However the fact that he has no cutie mark is basically his own fault. He's suppose too find importance in equestria, and since he never thought himself good at anything before, no cutie mark.

Anyway, on the story.

As soon as Jack and I were outside of sugarcube corner, he started to go off at me.

"George, where are we, what happened, why are we here, why are we ponies, and why us?"

I started to think about my options. I don't know what would happen if I told him the truth, but what would happen if I lied? If I told him the truth, he'd probably just get madder. He might even try to get in the way of my quest. If I lie, who knows what the hell he'll do.

"Ok, first of all jack, CALM down. Panicking and getting angry won't help anyone. But it is pretty funny to see you rage like a 10 year old."

Jack scowled at me, but I didn't really care. I just had to say it.

"Stop fucking around George and tell me where the hell we are?"

At this point, I realized Jack had of my enough bullshit.

Going to have to lie again!

"Hey jack, you know how I watch that show for little girls?"

Jack blinked, then face-palmed. "Don't tell me were stuck in that stupid kids show, are we?"

I nodded. "Afraid so jack. I don't know how we ended up here, but I don't know how we'll get back. Sorry."

Jacks emotion then changed from angry to worry. He then started to babble on about stuff he has to do.

"But I have a game tomorrow! I have to get my jersey washed, finish chem homework, get ready for my dat-OH SHIT I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT! I have to get back home now!"

At this point, I nearly fell over laughing. This guy was so pathetic when it came to a personal life. Typical jockey, popular, over-confident, dickhead. It was just sad.

"Jack, I think your date with some slut can wait. Don't you have bigger problems than your football and dating bullshit?"

Right before Jack was about to cave my face in. I heard someone come from behind us. I turned around to come face to face with rainbow dash.

Our faces were just centimeters apart, and our eyes were locked on to each other. I could see confusement in her eyes at what was happening. I wasn't confused though.

I could go like this for hours.

Rainbow dash was the first to snap out of what felt like a five hour stare down. "So… Uh… what are you talking about? Anything I can do to help George?" she asked cheerfully.

I smiled at her, then shook my head. "It's fine Rainbow, just wait for me inside, I'll take care of this soon."

Rainbow dash smiled at me, then walked back into the store. I turned around to see jack drooling like a dog. There was literally a giant pool of drool on the ground before me. He also seemed to be staring at Rainbow dash as she was leaving. This could only mean one thing.

That this experience in Ponyville is about to get really fucking disgusting.

"Who's that?" Jack asked, sounding drunk.

"That's Rainbow dash. She's one of the Pegasus here. I'm spending the day with her. Why?" I asked, already knowing the repulsive answer.

Jack smirked, then wiped the spit off his chin. "Man. I don't know if it's me, but she is pretty hot for a talking horse!"

I nearly fainted. After this whole time of jack making fun of me for liking the show, he now actually likes one of them? Not to mention the one I happen to like?

There was one difference between me and jack though. It's how we looked at her. I could see it in his eyes what he really wanted. He wanted her body. He wanted to do things with her.

I never knew disgusting before I thought of jack fucking Rainbow dash. I think I need to puke now.

"Alright jack, as much as I want to punch you for saying that, I've got stuff to do. Try finding a place, we'll talk some other time, ok?"

Jack looked at me really hard. He seemed to be mad at me just blowing him off, but maybe it's the best that we leave each other for now. Because I was getting this paranoid feeling that he was about to punch me in the face. And I couldn't blame.

But he didn't do that. He just sighed, turned around and walked away.

I was going to do this a few days ago, but I had stuff to do with friends, so forgive my lateness. If there's one thing I hate being late. Expect the next chapter up by Friday morning

Achievement unlocked- finished chapter 6 of first fic