"And that," Lucifer said, "Is a dog crap."
"Okay!"
"I'm bored, S-J. Can we go somewhere else? There's just humans and nature stuff."
"Where's somewhere else?" Satan asked earnestly. "Is it fun?"
"It seems to be. They said it wasn't, but I could tell it was. Is." Lucifer replied. "Aaah, let's go, my loyal consigliere!"
"Okay!" Satan sneezed and wiped his nose with his sleeve. "Where're we going, boss?"
"Earth, little one." Lucifer smiled. "Earth."
"Are there any cookies?"
"Ye, smol precious. Ye."