Sorry it took me a while, I just started two new stories that you should read :)) Anyways...ONWARD
Do vampires have pets, or do they just eat them?
Me and MJ investigated into this and did the wrong thing, ask Emmett.
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"Hey Emmett, do vampires have pets, or do they eat them?"
"Well, I've ate all my pets, wanna see my squirrel Hamilton Von Hammy the 100th?"
"Um, sure?"
"OKAY!"
We followed Emmett to his room which was, 1 foot away.
"This is Hamilton!" His eyes then turned coal black. "No Emmett! Don't eat your 100th pet squirrel! Squirrels are the enemy!" Well, then he just ate him... "Alice! Plan a funeral for my squirrel in the pet cemetery!"
"It's full of your other pets..."
"GAHH! Well, I'll show you my pet rock, I keep him caged up. He peed on my once you know."
"Rocks can pee?"
"I don't really know... but this one did. I named it Rocky!"
He then showed us to a dungeon deep in his closet, where a rock was caged in tightly. A low growl escaped the rock's mouth.
"Bad Rocky! Don't growl at my best friends!"
"Emmett, we don't think it's a good idea to anger Rocky even further..."
"Well Rocky should be listening to me! Bad Rocky!"
Rocky then, well, escaped his cage and killed our 5th camera man, we keep losing camera people for some reason....
Well, I hope that answers the question! And we are hiring a new camera crew if anyone wants to apply.
To apply just say I want to apply! And what we should call you in the story. And blood type... wait, did I say blood type, I meant... vampire, wolf or human -insert innocent face here- So review and apply to be a camera person :D