So uh, I didn't think I was gone for 2 months. But hey, here's the next chapter. To pretty much say I'm sorry, I made this chapter longer than my usual chapters. Not that long, but um longer. Can I hear you cheer? Nope. No, I can't.

Anyways, I want to sort of thank sweetitudeful for making me realize I hadn't updated in a while and for kind of motivating me to get it up. Of course, I also want to thank the reviewers. You guys are so good to me. You guys rock. And also to the people who added this to their favorite stories list or added me to their favorite authors list and any of that good shit. Thank you.

Uh, I spent a couple of days on this. I just couldn't really think of anything… but yeah…Today -or you know yesterday- I was like super determined to finish writing up this chapter for you guys, no matter how bad my writer's block was. So, yeah, I finally finished this at 6 am. I didn't sleep for you guys, you know.


I awoke to the sound of footsteps on the carpet floor, coming closer. I smiled to myself when I remembered we got the whole week to ourselves. Shane picked the right week to disappear to Texas. More specifically, he chose a week that we didn't have to go to work. Our company is holding a lame ass company retreat or something. Attendance was recommended, but not compulsory. I forced Mitchie not to go. I don't want to go, so she shouldn't.

I stretched slowly as I yawned; feeling the cool, empty space on the bed beside me. I sighed happily, burying my face deeper into the pillow. I felt the bed shift under her weight.

"Hey there, sleepy head." I heard her sweet voice coo in my ear, sending shivers down my spine. I smiled, having absolutely no intentions of getting up at all. Mitchie was playing with my hair. I love it when she does that, and she knows it. It relaxes me, really. Just as I was about to slip into unconsciousness again, she slapped my ass. "Wake up lazy bastard." She laughed and got up from the bed.

"What time is it?" I groaned, sleep still clouding my voice.

"Uh, it's a little past 6."

"A.m.? Let me sleep bitch." I grumbled.

"Okay, fine then." She answered then it was suspiciously quiet. I rolled over and opened my eyes slightly, hissing at the sunlight.

"Yarrrgghhhh!"

"Oof!" Mitchie suddenly landed on my stomach, causing a huge pain to spread on my stomach. She had unexpectedly jumped on me. Like literally jump on me, not holding anything back, like a fucking Japanese sumo wrestler. And it hurt like hell. It felt like the insides of my stomach was bruised from the impact, if that was even possible. She was laughing, still sitting on my stomach. I squirmed under her, trying to get her off me. "What the hell, Mitchie!"

She still didn't budge. She kept her position on my aching belly, her loud ass laughter never dying down. "SCORE BITCH! 100 POINTS TO ME MOTHA FUCKA!"

"Ow Mitch, get your bony fucking ass off," I grunted, grabbing her hips and trying to push her off. I finally managed to roll us over so that I was on top. My knees were on either side of her body and I sat on her waist. I held on to her hands, pinning it over her head to keep her from struggling. I kept my grip until she stopped trying to break free. I sat up straight when she did.

"What the hell was that for?" I lifted my shirt slightly and ran my hand on my stomach, wincing. Mitchie giggled and hit my stomach with the back of her palm, hard. Ouch.

"Don't pretend that that even hurt these for a second."

"It did hurt, Mitch. I thought I would puke up my own stomach." I frowned, making her laugh yet again. "Why did you wake me up this early anyways?"

"Because."

"Cause?" She snaked her arm around me and pulled me to her side. It felt like my heartbeat sped up when she pressed the whole length of her body against mine and practically shouted in my ear,

"Because fuck you, that's why."


"Mittcchhh… I'm hungry." I complained. I had fallen asleep after a while of just talking to Mitchie. I don't even remember what we were talking about. I guess it was one of those random, pointless chats me and Mitchie seem to have a lot of. I just love how we can never really run out of things to say. So let's say she bored me to sleep and I was out cold for about 5 hours. Mitchie was still beside me like she was when I fell asleep. I'm actually pretty sure she never moved- only she has her laptop with her now.

"Go and eat then." She replied, her eyes still glued to the screen. I shifted my position so that I could see what she was doing. Of course. She's on facebook, chatting with Shane.

"Make me breakfast." I tried again, trying to get her attention from Shane.

"Why should I?" Fail.

"Cause I'm hungry."

"Then make your own breakfast." She sounded annoyed. Well obviously, I was being really annoying. I was an attention whore. A Mitchie-attention whore and nothing or nobody else can ever have her attention.

"I don't know how! If I make my own breakfast, I'll die of food poisoning." She finally looked up at me, her eyebrows raised. She clearly doesn't want to bother me or my childishness.

"Then starve."

"But I wanna eat."

"Fine, fine. But only to shut you up" She set her laptop down in the bed and stood up grabbing my hand as she did. I smiled wide. I was getting my way again. Being persistent always works with Mitchie.

I grabbed my phone as we walked out and checked the time. It was almost noon. She walked down to the kitchen, pulling me behind her. I didn't seem to notice how fast she was walking. I only noticed the fact that she was holding my hand. As cliché as it sounds I swear I felt tingles on my hand. She put both her hands on my shoulders and sat me down. Then, she went to the fridge and took out the butter. I noticed there were bags of chips and candy and all kinds of unhealthy food on the table. Mitchie must have bought them yesterday and didn't bother putting them away. I set my phone down and watched her curiously, wondering what she was going to cook. She was going to cook something with butter, obviously. So maybe pancakes or something- oh, I love pancakes.

The screen of my phone lit up, showing that I had a new message from Lucy. I picked up my phone and unlocked it.

Are you awake?

I found myself smiling. She made me smile with just a simple message. That was good. I'm showing progress in getting over Mitchie. I typed a reply.

Yes my sexy lollipop dragon

That was my totally awesome and creative pet name for her.

;) You free later?

I looked up to see Mitchie's back facing me. Mitchie and I were supposed to just chill in the house and watch movies, eat fattening foods and play games – basically pretend we're teenagers again. As much as I would love to go out with Lucy, I really wanted to spend time with my best friend. It had been a while since we did. Alone.

Sorry babe. I was kinda gonna hang with Mitchie today

Just as I hit send, Mitchie took my phone from my hands and handed me a piece of toast. I looked at her, giving her a 'What the fuck?' look.

"What is this?" I asked in my bitchy voice.

"Breakfast."

"C'mon. You could've at least made me a sandwich or something." I still started eating it though. I was hungry.

"I'm not your maid."

"Yeah, cause if you were I'd order you to fuck me."

"Hahah, Alex. Lucy wouldn't like that now."

"She'll never find out. You'll be like a secret sex slave." She laughed and then gave me my phone back. There was a new message from Lucy.

Awh

"She can totally join us, you know. I mean I don't mind." For a second there I thought she was talking about a threesome. But then I realized she probably saw my messages and wouldn't mind inviting Lucy to hang with us. Yeah, that would be more likely. Bummer.

"Really? Cause I thought we were gonna have some time alone. Like old times."

"Yeah, but we could still do that tomorrow or the next day... Don't disappoint your lady."

"If you say so…"

You know you can join us if you want

Her reply came fast.

You guys don't mind?

Mitchie was watching me as I typed a response.

Nah baby. I'd love having you here

"Lol Alex. Are you trying to be smooth?" Mitchie laughed beside me.

"I am smooth."

She laughed again, "Big joke."

"Like my penis."

"You don't have a penis." I laughed with her.

"That's the joke."


An hour later, we were showered, dressed and armed with Nerf guns. I had a bandana tied around my head and Mitchie was wearing my cap. We were both in those cool Nerf vests decked out in ammo. We both knew Lucy would be here soon and the minute she opens the door. Boom! We attack. It's going to be so awesome. I was crouched behind the couch and Mitchie was at the stairs. We both had a pretty good aim on the door.

Hey I'm here. Going up.

I read the text out loud so Mitchie could hear and know that Lucy was on her way up. I sent her one last message.

Just walk in. The door's not locked

In about a minute, there was a knock on the door and then it opened. We both kept silent.

"Alex?"

"Fire!" I started shooting and so did Mitchie. We were laughing loudly as Lucy tried to duck from the foam darts.

"Hold fire!" I yelled and stepped out from the couch. I put on the sweetest smile I had and kissed her.

"Hey, sexy lollipop dragon." I greeted before shoving the Nerf gun to her temple and shot.

"Ow! Alex!" She started chasing me. I ran from her, turning back every now and then to shoot. Mitchie was cracking up upstairs. I felt the foam darts being shot at me and I looked up to see Mitchie with her gun pointed at me, a huge grin on her face.

"Mitch? Why are you shooting at me? Lucy! Lucy!" Mitchie just laughed. I was still being chased by Lucy and I was getting tired. Lucy showed no signs of slowing down. I was just running around in circles, trying to tire her out, but it doesn't seem to be working. I kept shooting though, firing some at Mitchie but always missing.

"Yo! Hand me a gun!"

"Don't you dare, bitch." I warned but Mitchie didn't seem to care because Lucy had a gun thrown into her hands in five seconds. Now they were both firing at me. "You fucking traitor!"

I was tired and running out of ammunition so I ran and ducked behind the kitchen counter to reload the guns. But I had to be quick because Mitchie and Lucy were coming for me. I could feel them. They slowed down, but they weren't done. I had to get out of here, fast.

"Alex…"

"Fuckkk!" I screamed as I emerged from behind the counter, firing shots at the two girls. I kept running, feeling the darts pelting my back. I ran into the bathroom and locked myself in. I know, lame and immature, but I had no other choice. I was dying out there. And now, I finally can calm down. I'm taking this game way to seriously. Whatever.

"The fuck, Alex. That's fucking cheating." She banged on the door. "Fuck you, Alex."

"You can't stay in there forever." Lucy said. I heard a few thuds, probably the sound of the foam darts hitting the door.

"I think I can." I said back through the door.

"Whatever, I'm not fucking waiting." That was Mitchie. After she said that, there was silence. No complains, grumbling or muttering. At least, I couldn't hear any. I pressed my ear to the door and tried to listen to any conversation. I knew they were scheming. They could be pretending to stop, when they're really going to wait for me to think it's safe enough and open the door before attacking. They could be sitting right outside now when they said they wouldn't be. I'm not going to fall for that. I'm smarter than they think. Nice try, ladies.

I've been sitting here, my back against the door. I wasn't going out, not until I was a 100 % sure the coast was clear. A minute ago, I looked under the door and saw shadows. They were there but I still hadn't heard anything from them. I was getting bored of shooting the ground and reloading the gun over and over again, and my butt was getting sore from sitting on the floor for so long. I checked the time on my phone and according to it; it's been only 30 minutes. Seriously? It felt like an hour. Fuck it, I'm just going to get out of here.

I walked out slowly expecting to be attacked… but nope. They weren't even there. Scumbag girls. I followed the sound of laughter to the kitchen. What were they doing? They were eating chips -without me- and laughing and making fun of me. That's just great, looks like they like each other.

"Finally decided to come back out?"

"Yes and give me that." I grabbed the bag of chips but it was empty. "Ah, fuck." They laughed.

"So is the Nerf apocalypse over?" Lucy questioned.

"Nope." I pointed my two guns at both at them and fired. "Now, it's over."

"Great. You wanna watch those movies now?"


It was 11 p.m. now. Lucy had gone home a while ago and we weren't looking forward to cleaning up. Lucy offered to help but I insisted she didn't, like the sweet girlfriend I am. Besides, me and Mitch don't feel like cleaning it up now. Our apartment will probably stay this wrecked for a couple of days. Maybe weeks.

But overall, we agreed that today was fun and that it was worth the mess. It felt great to act like we're teenagers again. Like we're forever young.

"So, what do you plan on doing tomorrow?" I ask Mitchie. We were snuggled up in the same bed. The lights were off. We were both exhausted.

"I dunno... Ooh, we could go ice-skating."

"No. No, no, no. You know I can't skate." I know Mitchie started ice-skating at a young age. She used to go to the ice rink all the time as a kid. Now, she doesn't really do that often, but every once in a while she would. I, on the other hand, have never skated before. Actually there was this one time at around Christmas in New Jersey when Mitchie somehow managed to get me into a pair of skates. Bad idea. I fell about a hundred times and ended up spraining my ankle. There was only one good thing that came out of that day... Mitchie being my nurse for the next few days. All her attention on me.

Even so, I have a grudge against the ice. I am not graceful. At all. I always end up with a sore butt or a few broken bones.

"That was a long time ago. C'mon you can try again."

"No way. It's embarrassing."

"I can teach you." She squeezed my arm as if to prove her point. I could tell she really wanted to go. She hadn't skated in like... a year. I blame Shane.

"Fine. But you can't let me go this time."

"I promise I won't." She nodded, her smile growing. I could see it despite the dark. She's so excited. I guess she really wanted to go skating badly.

"I'm getting second thoughts about this."

"Well don't, you're going to be amazing." Something about the way she said that was very sexy. Somehow, I don't know.

"Why is that?"

"Cause you'd be taught my the best." She laughed a little, pointing at herself.

"The things I'd do for you." I sighed. In response, she threw her arms around me and gave me a big sloppy kiss on my cheek.

"I know and thank you." Oh god, tingles. Think of Lucy. Think of Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. "I love you so much."

" I love you too."


So there you go. A look at the typical stuff and jokes between Alex and Mitchie; a lot of sex jokes. And they're actually really childish at heart. Hope you guys liked it. I'd love it if you review :) Yeah, you go do that right now.