Mission 5: Make him think that you are up to something.

Yuuri woke up, changed, and stomped out of his room. He was not going to put up with any of Conrart's or Yozak's shenanigans. He was going to make sure that those two annoying brats were not going to do anything. He was going to make sure of it. He reached the dinning room and slammed the door open. Innocently sitting at the table were Gwendal, Greta, Celi, Günter, Anissina, Wolfram, Conrart, and Yozak. He looked at Conrart and Yozak and spitefully said, "Gooooood Mooooorrrrning everyooooone!"

"Good morning Your Majesty," they all sing sang.

Yuuri took his place and Effe brought him his breakfast. He observed everyone at the table between bites. Conrart elbowed Yozak. Yuuri quickly said, "Conrad what was that for?"

"What was what for Your M-a-j-e-s-t-y?"

"You elbowed Yozak!"

"My spork slipped and I accidentally elbowed him."

"Wimp, you are being paranoid," said Wolfram as he too accidentally elbowed Günter next him.

Yuuri saw that.

Breakfast continued. Yuuri observed as Conrart winked at Yozak. Yozak winked a Conrart. Conrart nudged Yozak. Yozak tapped Conrart's foot, etc, etc, etc…

Yuuri finished his breakfast and headed for his office. Along the way he saw Yozak talking to a guard. As soon as Yozak saw Yuuri, Yozak walked in the opposite direction. Then Yuuri saw Conrart talking to a maid, and Conrart did the same thing as Yozak. Yuuri knew right there and then. The two brats were up to something. They were not going to get him today!

The day passed with Yuuri at full alert when he saw Conrart and Yozak. They both acted suspicious every time they saw him. By nightfall Yuuri was quite impressed with himself. He had not yet been annoyed by Conrart and Yozak. Yuuri entered his bedroom. Wolfram was sitting on the bed.

"Yuuri you have acted quite paranoid today," said Wolfram.

"I may have seemed paranoid, but those two idiots did not get a chance to annoy me!"

SMACK on the head. "Wimp! Don't you get it? They made you think that they were up to something, when they were not! Making you look like a paranoid moron! They accomplished their mission!"

Yuuri wanted to die!

I did this once to a former boss of mine on April Fools day. (I was known as the ultimate pratical joker) At the end of the day he came up to me and said, "We did not get me!"

I said, "April Fools!"

"UH?"

"I made you look paranoid." I left him with his mouth wide open to the laughter of my co-workers.