"Gotta admit, this is a hell of a hiding place." Naruto muttered, looking at the door of a closet-sized safe. Following the map led him and Meg to it's location: hidden in the cellar floor of an old hovel a couple miles outside Konoha. The first lock was another blood seal but that wasn't much trouble. The real problem was that the second lock was fingerprint-based, and he wasn't registered to it, which meant plan B.

And what exactly was 'plan B'?

Let's just say that, thankfully no one was near enough to hear the sound of a two-inch-thick metal door being torn off its hinges. Inside were dozens of scrolls, though most were on Minato's work in seals. There were a few that looked to be Kushina's, if the different handwriting was an indication, detailng attempts to create some custom-made jutsu. Though, considering there were several rude comments and insults directed to, as she put it, 'those pinwheel-eyed assholes', she was no fan of the Uchihas and was dead set against letting them near any of her work. Especially since a few appeared to Kaiton jutsus, something several of them claimed only they had the right to have. There were a few storage scrolls as well, though a couple were empty, presumably for later use.

While Naruto read through them, Meg pulled out some metal containers about the size of shoeboxes, six in all. Opening one revealed it was filled with several tri-pronged kunai, all adorned with complex looking seals. (You don't think there wouldn't be at least a few more stashed somewhere, would you?) Two scrolls were also inside, describing techniques known as the Rasengan and Hirashin.

"Holy shit..Hira--that's the move that earned him a 'flee-on-sight' order in Iwa!" Naruto nearly hyperventalated when he saw it. Those old coots on the council would piss themselves if they saw this.

"I think we just hit the jackpot." Meg cackled as she opened two more boxes. Both were crammed full of cash, apparently what the two shinobi saved up from missions and such. Flipping through a stack of bills, she figured there had to close to a half million ryo stored in the boxes, "I'll say it again: Jackpot!" She quickly opened another while Naruto grabbed the last one and looked through it.

Sadly, the majority of these scrolls were old and weathered by time. The ink had already worn away, making it almost impossile to read. All he could really make out was his mom's name and a few bits and pieces about a possible family tree. From what he could gather, she was the descendant of Hinamori Uzumaki, a woman who had fallen in love with, and had a child with the original Hulk's son, a man named Skaar. Unfortunately, everything else was a jumble of names and dates. He decided he'd look back through it later. "Well, at least now I know where I got it from."

Meg, on the other hand, was trying HARD not to erupt into perveted giggling. It seemed Kushina had a naughty side as well; in the box lay several pieces of lingerie, including a fishnet teddy and what could only be described as a bodysuit made of see-through ribbons. All of them hadn't been worn yet, since the labels and tags were still attached. Some reciepts in the box indicated they had been bought while she was pregnant, apparently she was saving them for when her figure came back, "Kushina Uzumaki, you naughty naughty girl."

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In Tea Country, a white haired pervert was spying on a women's bath house when he suddenly tensed and grabbed his temples, crying out, "I feel a disturbance! Pervert..senses...TINGLING!"

Though he didn't get much farther since his yell alerted the woman to his presence and a scream of "AAAUUGGGHH! I ONLY HAVE TWO OF THOSE! MOMMY!" sollowed soon after

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"Meg, you hear something? Sounded like a cat gettin its jewels caught in a pasta roller." Naruto looked around, failing to notce her putting the erotic undergarmets into a storage seal hidden under her hair. After a moment he put it out of his head and the two started gathering up their booty.

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"So, what's the verdict, Iruka?" Sarutobi asked when the scarred chunin finished tallying up the final scores of the acadamy students as well as the choices of the jounin instructors.

"Well, considering the Aburames and Inuzukas have a history of producing pretty good trackers, teaming Shino and Kiba together sounded like a good plan, plus Kurenai's suggestion that Hinata be added to the team, with the Byakugan and all, plus she's been around the girl before and feels some positive company would help wear away at that shell of insecurity she has. So we have Team 8. Of course, I doubt she'll be too happy not being teamed up with you-know-who. And the next generation of Ino-Shika-Cho is pretty much there, since Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji are familar with each other and their abilites, though Ino's proven to be a bit bossier than Inochi and the fangirl tendencies she's developed don't really help either. Hopefully Asuma can work that out of her system." He flipped through a few more pages, "And that gives us Tea 10. The real problem is Team 7. "

"The one Kakashi Hatake wll have? What's wrong?"

"Well, you know he was adamant that Sasuke be on his team..personaly I'm glad to be free of that stuck-up little dickhead." He added mentally, "And Tayia Haruno wouldn't shut up until her daughter, who happens to be his biggest..and worst, fangirl, was garunteed to be teamed up with him."

"Don't remind me. Sometimes I've regretted not letting Tsume have a few minutes with that loudmouth."

Iruka stifled a laugh, "Anyway, the problem's who some are wanting as the third member. For some reason, Kakashi wants Naruto, claming that he wants to use him as a sort of motovater for Sasuke. Permission to speak freely, Sir?"

"Go ahead."

"Kakashi's a good shinobi, no question there, but as a teacher, this has aleady proven him to be a total putz. Those two hate each other with a passion. And you know what's going to happen when that boy finds out about Naruto's changes."

Sarutobi shook his head in exasperation, there had already been reports of the Uchiha seeing others peform techniques or jutsus and demand he be taught them. More than once the civillian council had attempted to make it a direct order...goddamn brown-nosers".

"Throw in what he'd probably try to do to Kakashi if he found out that was the reason he wanted him on the team." Both men cringed a bit at the idea, "In that light I figured it'd be best to have that Sai boy fill in the third spot. He doesn't seem to let much faze him, so that may help him in handling Sasuke's attitude."

"So that leaves us with the question, 'Where to place our resident green behemoth?' Thankfully, he's been able to keep it a secret the last few days with henge, and the ANBU that were there, minus the former Falcon, agreed that he'd be the one to reveal it."

"But what team would he fit on? His increased size has caused his steahth capabilites to take a hit, but he's damn near indestructable now. From what happened to your office, even his shadow clones can take a fair amount of punishment."

"I'll say." Sarutobi couldn't help but laugh, "Homura is still trying to figure out what he got hit with."

"Add in his now superhuman strength and stamina that was already insane to begin with and well..you get the idea. Whatever we do, we need to hurry. Team assignments are in three days."

The two men slowly descended into silence as they worked out a solution.

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For those who are still guessing that it's the Disney character, I should let you know that technically, she is named Megara. I'm using Megera, which is Poruguese for 'vixen' (at least that's what Google Translate said it was)