South Park, Fan fiction
Chapter 1, part 6
Tveen took one last look at her hair before leaving out the door on Tuesday morning.
She had called Bebe last night, asking her to pick her up for school because she needed to talk to her.
Luckily, Wendy took the bus so Tveen didn't have to deal with her just yet.
She stepped out into the chilly air and signalled Bebe to wait. She ran in and grabbed her favourite orange jacket and shut the door behind her.
"Hey, thanks for the ride." She puffed, stepping into the passenger seat next to the blonde girl.
"No problem, but what did you want to tell me?" She was obviously very curious and it was probably the reason why she had agreed to give her a lift to school.
"Well actually I need your help with stuff...girl stuff."
God, nothing like this had ever happened to her! She needed help and fast! She needed to learn the dating lingo.
"Okay, go on..."
"I have a date, with this good looking guy and well I've never been on a date before... I really didn't know that many guys." She blushed out of embarrassment. At her age, every girl had gone out on at least one date and she hadn't even talked to a guy other than Chef and her dad.
"Ooooh, a date? Well why didn't you say so? So who is it? Craig? Clyde? Wait, Token right?" The girl was suddenly very excited about all of this.
"Um no, it's Kenny..." She mumbled. She wasn't sure if having Kenny be your date was a good or bad thing.
She got her answer when Bebe abruptly braked and caused Tveen to fly out of her seat.
"McCormick? You're going on a date with HIM?" Again, Tveen wasn't sure if this was all good or bad.
"Um yeah... but he promised he wouldn't do anything inappropriate, that it was going to be a regular date." She said quickly.
Bebe seemed to be pondering this for a while, though she did not seem very convinced.
"Okay, despite McCormick being a pervert, he keeps his promises so I guess that's all right...you can come to my house on Friday; I'll get you ready." She said reassuringly.
Tveen just nodded and clung to her second comfort object; the orange jacket. Not only was it very comfortable and smelled like home, but there was another very particular reason why Tveen adored that piece of clothing...
"Oh and honey," Bebe started "when you say 'good looking', no one thinks of Kenny. Be more specific and don't be afraid. I KNOW you know Kenny is fucking sexy!" She said and made Tveen feel uncomfortable. She blushed vividly and Bebe giggled.
Tveen totally knew Kenny was screwable; she just didn't want to say it and then be told the contrary, which, ironically, happened anyway.
Tveen was walking to her locker. Stan had warned her the previous day that he had arts class in the morning and that the teacher was a punctuality freak. You could fail her class but she would still consider you a great student if you were on time.
As she got closer, she noticed two orange clad students sitting not far from her locker. Oh great, she thought sarcastically to herself. She hadn't thought this through; Kenny and Kyle always wore orange jackets and now they matched.
The brunette opened her locker and just stuffed everything in there. She then sat herself down next to the other two. She had not realised before, but Kyle had his head between his knees and was gently trembling. Was he crying? Why was he crying?
She slowly rubbed Kyle's back and waited a few seconds before asking anything. She looked at Kenny for answers but the blonde, just like her, was awaiting explanations from the redhead.
"Kyle...? Are you all right?" She said, trying hard not to sound too patronizing. After all, this was a Broflovski; it's not like their dumb or anything.
A muffled sound was heard coming from Kyle and the hard part was that it sounded a lot like 'no'.
"Uh oh, what happened?"
"Did your mom find out that you play on the other team?" Kenny asked. He was being insensitive but what else was there to say? He knew Kyle; the Jew wasn't going to open his mouth, so might as well guess.
"Kenny!" Tveen hissed. "C'mon Kyle what happened, tell us." She addressed the redhead again.
Kyle raised his head up and stared back at the two. His eyes weren't bloodshot or anything so he couldn't have been crying, but they did notice the dark circles under his eyes.
Another thing about Kyle was that even though everyone thought that since he was gay he would act like a total fag. Well, that was complete bullshit. Kenny knew that he would never cry and that he was tougher than what everyone else thought.
"Well, I was at Cartman's house the other day..." he started and then paused to yawn. "And we we're...busy and well he just...stopped."
Kenny raised an eyebrow. "Stopped?"
"Yeah, he just pulled back, turned away from me and asked me to leave." He finished and a tear rolled down his left cheek.
Well that was weird, even for the fat ass. But, he had to admit he was strong. He had to be if he had the power to pull away from Kyle at a moment like that, the blonde was thinking and then smirked to himself; even he knew Kyle was a good lay.
"It felt, weird. It felt like my heart skipped a beat but then... just stopped beating." Kyle's voice was going to crack. "But the worst part is that I have no idea why! He just stopped! I lay in my bed all night thinking about the possibilities!"
"Dude, okay calm down." Kenny tried to comfort him. "It's Cartman we're talking about, I bet it's this crazy reason that makes no sense and that we can probably take care of in a matter of minutes. I'm betting 5 bucks that it had something to do with minorities."
Kyle chuckled through tears and Tveen followed. The blonde was right. The fat kid probably even thought that the government was watching or something.
Kyle's slight smile disappeared in a matter of seconds.
"He told me it was over and to act like it never happened." He said, trying to sound calm. But even a fool would know that it pained the redhead to repeat those words.
As the bell rang, the green eyed young man made his way to class without any further conversation.
"No wonder..." Kenny whispered, hoping that Tveen didn't hear. But he was deceived.
"No wonder what?" She asked.
"The fat ass didn't show up today." He pointed out.
It wasn't the first time Kyle was sad about something and Cartman was always there to tease and bother him. Even when Eric was the cause of the red head's distress, he wouldn't be ashamed to hurt the Jew again.
It was a crazy life, the poor boy was living. He had a bunch of friends coming out of closets, a guy dating his ex's best friend, Cartman feeling shame...But the most shocking of all was him. He had a date; a normal date. He was going to go out with a girl and NOT make any moves! He wasn't to touch the girl or make rude remarks to the girl and if he can't do that then getting her drunk is off the list!
Kenny turned to look at that girl but she was no longer there. Huh, must've gone to class...he should probably do the same.
She was ditching class, again. If she got caught, she would in a lot of trouble... but she had more important things to attend to.
Eric Cartman; the most insulting, annoying, devious, sneaky bastard in the world...What the hell had he done this time?
Walking up to the house, Tveen had expected to see a big grey mansion with torture instruments lying in the driveway with dead corpses hanging around all over the lawn. But, the Cartman house actually looked cozy.
She knocked on the door and was instantly faced with the smiling face of Liane Cartman.
"Why hello there little girl."
She sounded like a sweet old lady! But, everyone in Colorado knew she was far from that.
"Hi, is the fat boy here?" She asked, not even trying to sound polite.
And apparently, Misses Cartman didn't mind at all.
"Of course, sweetie." She said and looked into the house.
"Fat b- oh oops. Eric poopsiekins, you have a visitor!" She yelled in a sing song voice.
Tveen heard a bedroom door open, followed by the voice of the voice of the Nazi.
"Go away Kyle!" He yelled and slammed the door.
Tveen sighed. She was going to have to do this the hard way.
"Sorry Ma'am." She said and pushed her way into the house.
She ran up the stairs. She had no time to waste because she did plan on going back to school later.
IT wasn't hard to find the boy's room when there was a goddamn Britney poster on the door.
She didn't even bother knock and just walked in. She was about to regret it when she saw the boy's bare legs but then as her eyes scanned the rest...
"Dayum, fat ass!"
Eric Cartman, to her surprise, was toned! Of course, a layer of fat still enveloped his entire body, but that wasn't stopping him from looking damn good.
"What the FUCK!"
He pulled some pants on and threw daggers at Tveen with his eyes.
"I need to talk to you." She said coldly.
She refuse to show emotion, for the boy did not deserve any.
"What the hell do you want?" He asked.
"You hurt Kyle. What the fuck was that?" She asked, still keeping her calm emotionless tone.
"That bitch told you! I told him not to!"
"Hey, dude, he was real upset. He didn't want to, it's just that Kenny and I knew already so there wasn't really much to hide smart ass."
The boy was looking into her eyes and Tveen, not showing weakness, was looking right back into his. Though when his hazel orbs started to twitch, that made Tveen take a step back. She knew, no matter what circumstances, Cartman was evil and he would not think twice about getting rid of her. Tveen closed her eyes shut tightly and waited.
When nothing was happening, she took a chance and opened them to find Cartman on his knees in front of her, his face buried in his hands with water trailing in between his fingers.
"Cartman...?" She bent to his level and put an arm around him.
Unlike Kyle, Eric cried quietly; his pride was fighting to hold in the sobs, but the pain was just too much.
"What happened?" She asked. It was natural for Eric to hurt someone but not when he felt bad about it!
"I-I... H-He..." He couldn't get it out.
Eric felt pathetic, crying in the arms of a girl who was much smaller than him. He had to tell her but he just couldn't. How could he? How could he possible explain that he was doing this to protect the Jew? He loved him too much to put him through all of it. He never planned on even dragging him in but he just couldn't resist; he needed to feel what it was like to be with him. He got selfish and at one point just couldn't help himself anymore... only Kyle could.
"Spit it out, Eric." Tveen's heart failed her once more and she was sounding affectionate again.
"I was going to hurt him." He said simply. Oh, wow he was making SO much sense, he thought sarcastically to himself.
"Was? You did!" Well, there goes the affection.
"I would have hurt him more if I dragged it on any longer." He was choking down sobs and tears and his throat was burning.
"So what, Kyle was just a one night stand to you?" She asked, anger rising up inside her. Cartman was low, but this was crossing the line...not that he hadn't crossed it already.
"DON'T even try and go there Williams!" Cartman roared. "I'm happy I broke it off now because if I had done later on he would have gotten attached to me!"
"Attached? Cartman you are a human being, not a dog! Kyle loves you! You can't just throw it all away because..." She paused and her eyes grew wider. "Eric, you love him don't you? You broke it off... in fear that HE would! OH MY GOD! You are unbelievable!" Tveen had noticed the tears welling up in his eyes, but she didn't care.
"He deserves better anyway..." He mumbled and left the room, shutting the door behind him.
Tveen was frustrated. What's wrong with these people! They all have these insecurity problems or sexuality problems or... UGH! She couldn't handle this right now; she was just going to go back to school.
She had walked into history class late and hadn't even bothered to apologize when she had.
The bell rang and she left the class for lunch. She wanted to meet up with Kenny and tell him about what happened. He would understand, at least he made sense.
The hallway was full of teenagers talking and socializing. She managed to find Kenny and Stan in the disaster that was the high school hallway.
"Hey guys, where's Jew boy?" She asked with a sigh.
"I don't know, why?"
"I want to tell him what fat ass said. I went to see him during history."
Kenny's mouth fell open; he had not seen that coming.
"Why what happened with Kyle and Cartman?" Stan asked. God, that kid was always lost.
"Nothing." Tveen and Kenny said in unison. Stan wasn't the smartest of people in the world and they guessed his brain couldn't process any further questions to ask.
All three just stood staring at each other. Tveen and Kenny were communicating through each other's eyes and Stan was busy texting someone (probably Bebe) on is phone.
"Hey there's Kyle." Kenny said, breaking the not-awkward silence.
Tveen and Stan snapped their heads around to find him leaning against a locker, simply watching people pass by.
Tveen would have suggested that they go next to him but something beat her to it.
"Out of the fucking way you bastards!"
Eric Cartman's voice was heard from the crowd. He was shoving his way through the mass of students and Kyle seemed to be debating whether to run or hide.
The large boy finally emerged from the crowd and smiled lustfully when his eyes met Kyle's small frame.
"Hey Kahl..." He said huskily into the confused boy's ear.
Eric glanced back at the teenagers, making sure they were all staring before he grabbed the front of Kyle's shirt, pulling him closer to him and gently sucking on the redhead's lower lips.
Kyle wanted to yell, wanted to run, wanted to hit this guy in the face, but it just felt that good.
A number of cries of surprise were heard from the mass of people, but the loudest was Stan had both his hands intertwined in his hair.
"OH SHIT!" He kept yelling.
"Awww yeah!" Kenny howled.
Tveen on the other hand, was on the floor laughing her ass off at her brother's expressions. Well, Cartman had proved himself, at least.
Eric finally pulled away from the ginger and stroked his dark golden curls.
"See you after lunch, Jew rat." He said and left.
The bell rang and the chatter died away as the students left for the cafeteria.
Kenny, Stan and Tveen still stood across the hallway from Kyle. The Jewish boy blushed and giggled and his friends joined him.
He ran across the corridor and picked up Tveen, twirling her around in the airs and laying kisses all over her cheeks.
"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!" He said and put her down.
"You're welcome." She said, wiping her cheeks.
"Nice." Kenny said and smiled crookedly.
"DUDE! YOU'RE GAY?" Stan exclaimed. He didn't look annoyed, just happily surprised.
Kyle chuckled and hugged his best friend.
"Yes Stan." He answered.
It was a calm, relieving moment but of course Stan had to ruin it.
"Wait, with CARTMAN?"
Kyle sighed. "Yes Stan."
The noirette wrinkled his nose and smirked. "Ewwwwww."
"Shut up!" Kyle said and playfully punched his friend in the arm.
"That hurt!" Stan yelled.
"What just because I'm a fag, you think I'm weak?"
"No, you're strong, but you also enjoy shopping for curtains and bed spreads." The blue eyed one said and ran down the hallway, the redhead chasing after him.
The cafeteria was full of students, as usual and Tveen didn't even feel like sitting at her usual table and listening to everyone's ideas about Kyle's and Cartman's sexuality.
She scanned the large room, trying to find some people to sit next to. She had the option of Bebe but she knew that Wendy came with that package. She had the second option, which she chose in the end, of Tweek Tweak.
"Hey Tweeky!" She said cheerfully and sat across him.
She wasn't surprise when the boy jumped up and almost spilled his coffee all over himself.
"H-Hey Tveen," He mumbled. "Why are you ngh sitting here?"
The blonde's eye twitched a few times and she smiled; he really was too cute.
"Well you were alone and I thought you could use some company since your boyfriend doesn't seem to care." She said and made an evil glance toward Craig who hadn't noticed her sitting next to the blonde yet.
"OH JESUS! How do you know about that? AGH!" He yelled and then slapped his hands to his mouth.
Craig Tucker could recognize Tweek's frantic yelling anywhere in the world. He knew the boy was probably making up some crazy theories in his mind but he still sneaked a peak towards him.
He allowed a small gasp to escape his throat at the sight of Tveen sitting at the table. What was she doing there? What was she telling him? Craig's temper was taking over the best of him again but he kept it down. It was frustrating that he couldn't do anything at school when people hurt Tweek or badmouthed him behind his back.
"So, Tweekers, tell me," She started trying to sound casual despite the blonde's twitchy state. "Why doesn't Craig protect you or something? He just stands there, doesn't it bother you?"
She knew this was none of her business but she really couldn't help herself. She had to know everything.
"No, but it ngh bothers him!" Tweek shrieked and gulped down some more coffee.
"What? If it bothers him, why doesn't he do anything about it!" She said a little too loud.
Tweek hated this. People who knew about Craig and him always thought that Craig was the dominant one, the one who told him what to do. Of course, it was like that but that didn't mean Tweek was the quiet follower.
Tweek smirked. "He can't do anything about it. He's not allowed."
"He's not allowed? Who's stopping him! His ego?"
Tveen was pissed off and confused. Tweek was talking in riddles and she wasn't getting it. Goddamnit.
"No... I-I am." He pointed out and lifted the cup of coffee to his lips with trembling fingers.
Okay, now Tveen was totally lost. So, Tweek was stopping Craig from protecting him... Why? Does Tweek want to be hurt, does he enjoy it? Oh no... Maybe it was a weird fetish of his...
Tveen snapped herself out of the highly unlikely train of theories about Tweek Tweak.
"You're stopping him... Okay... why, exactly?"
"Craig is okay with going public... I'm not. I don't want to give ngh any hints a-away. AGH It would be too much pressure, man!"
Wow. Tveen had NOT seen that coming. Who would've known that Tweek would give Craig Tucker orders? Even more that Craig would actually agree to it.
"Dude, why don't you want to go public?"
"ARE YOU CRAZY MAN? PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT US AND TALK ABOUT US AND ITS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!" He screamed with both eyes twitching furiously.
"All right, all right, calm down dude! It's okay, it's your choice."
Tweek was breathing heavy and the cup in his hands was shaking vigorously.
Tveen was thinking of going and sitting next to him but the bell rang and he left her before she could say anything more.
"Thanks for ditching us for twitchy, by the way." Stan told Tveen when she met up with them.
"Hey, he was alone and I felt bad, okay?"
The boys ignored what she said and continued talking about Kyle and Cartman.
Tveen knew everything already so she just sat and pretended to listen. She had to apologize to Craig and she didn't know how. She didn't think he even saw her sitting next to Tweek so that meant that she would have to approach him this time.
"Whatcha' thinking about Williams?" Kenny asked.
Tveen looked up to find 4 pairs of eyes looking at her waiting a response.
At that second, the girl made a decision, a very drastic decision that she would probably regret the next day, but at that second she knew what to do.
"Follow me." She said and got up. The boys did not ask questions and followed her to a deserted hallway where all the science labs were.
Tveen found a janitor's closet which was marked 402 and she was about to open it when she felt someone grab her arm.
"Um, you can't go in there..." Kyle said, meeting her eyes.
"Why not?"
"Um, because... it's forbidden." Stan said his voice a little uneven.
She raised an eyebrow at the boys and resumed her attempt to open the closet door, only this time to be tackled by Cartman.
"Listen sweetheart, you really can't go in there." The larger boy said and removed himself from on top of her.
"Why the hell not?" She asked.
"Well, Christophe and Gregory are in there." Kenny mumbled, fear in his eyes.
"And..."
Tveen did know some stuff about the two Europeans but it was obviously not the same thing the others knew.
"Well, they stay in there and plan some secret stuff. We're not allowed in. Rumour has it that someone tried to go in there and was hit in the head with the Frenchmen's shovel." Kyle said.
Tveen couldn't believe how naive these boys were. They actually thought that the two foreigners were actual spies... It was hilarious.
"Guys... you know that Christophe and Gregory aren't really mercenaries, right?" She said, trying not to laugh.
"Yeah they are! What do you think they're doing in there?" Cartman said, but little did he know.
Tveen didn't even try and hide it this time; she put her hand over her mouth and started to laugh.
"What?" Stan asked.
"Princess knows something we don't." Kenny pointed out. "As usual..." He added.
When she settled down a little she sighed and looked at them.
"All right guys, you really want to see what the 'fearless mercenaries' do in there? Well here you go." She said.
Tveen turned the knob quickly and slammed the door open, revealing a well groomed blonde lying on top of a shirtless shaggy Frenchman with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth.
Tveen smiled as the blonde jumped off the smoker. Tveen grabbed the shovel that was near the door, just in case.
"Guys meet the mercenaries. Mercenaries meet the guys."
"Bonjour." Christophe said and stood up. Gregory on the other hand looked much panicked and was hurrying to pull his pants on.
"Dude, how'd you know!" Stan was freaking out along with his friends whose mouths were gaping open (except for Kenny's which was curled up in a devious grin).
Tveen ignored them and made her way toward an old friend.
"Hey Christophe." She said and tackled him into a hug.
"'Ello ma petite chatte." He said and returned the hug.
"Christophe, what is the meaning of this!" Gregory reproached his boyfriend.
The mole sighed and stood behind Gregory to rub his shoulders, trying to calm him down.
"There, there Cheri, Tveen iz an old friend. I did not know that she was visiting" The brunette was very relaxed as usual, probably because of the amount he smoked.
Gregory shut his eyes and groaned as he released all of the stress.
"All right you two, we need this closet for a few minutes so please leave." Tveen said.
"Bien sure." The Frenchman said and escorted the blonde and himself out.
Once the couple was gone Tveen turned to his friends in the dimly lit closet.
"Sit down, I'm going to clear some stuff up for y'all." She said and closed the door.
Her friends obeyed and she paced around them.
"What's going on?" Eric asked.
"We're going to miss class, but for a good reason." She started. "I thought about this a lot you guys and I decided to come clean about everything because I realised you're going to find out about stuff eventually, so might as well let you know now."
"You sound like my dad when he was giving me the sex talk." Stan said and everyone in the small room, including Tveen, burst into laughter.
Once it dies away, Tveen started.
"As you realised, Bebe and Stan have something going on and Kyle and Cartman are together. That you know, by now." She sighed. "I also hope that you figured out some things about Mole and Gregory."
The boys looked up to her and nodded; they were eager to know more.
"Well, guess what, Craig and Tweek... they're... yeah, you got it."
She didn't want to just say it, she just didn't have it in her. Plus, the shocked faces of Stan, Kyle and Eric put her through a pretty bad guilt trip.
"They're fags too?" Stan yelled and received a punch on both arms by the redhead and the fat ass.
Tveen nodded and told them the whole story.
"Also, Kenny is a bisexual, you knew that already. But, he has taught Butters some stuff and he has a date with me this weekend."
To her surprise, the boys took it really well. Kenny showed no emotion but seemed a little pissed at the last few sentences she said.
The rest of the school day went by pretty fast, but Tveen was mostly worried about one special thing she knew she had to do before going to bed that night...