Sirens Scream Green
Batman
Summary: Harley, Selina, and Ivy are back together ready to take on Gotham once again. Though with Selina's clandestine affairs with Bats and Harley's with the Joker cause the girls more drama for them than expected. Will Ivy be able to deal with her increasing feelings of frustration or will someone change her perspective of men? Hint: Cat/Bat,Harl/Jokes,Ivy/Riddles
AN: LOLZ And you thought that first chapter was full of Estrogen :p
Chapter 6: Shopping
Harley woke up went to the bathroom brushed her teeth did her daily exercise, took a shower and headed downstairs. She looked into the fridge and sighed. She was in melancholy mood today. She grabbed a big bowel and filled with left overs and a raw steak. She took it outside and placed it on the ground. Soon a hyena casually trotted up to the bowel and started eating.
"Hey Moe," Harley greeted as she watched her hyena eat. The past events sadden her deeply. Joker had gotten ripped to shreds and was taken to Gotham General in critical condition. He also shot her other hyena Curly. Curly had risked his life to save her and her friends. Harley wiped a tear away from her cheek. Selina was also hurt but not as bad as the Joker. She had a friend come in and take care of wounds, mostly minor scrapes and burns.
"You're up early," Ivy said as she walked up from behind.
"Yeah..." Harley said. Ivy frowned.
"I know it's been rough on you these past few days," Ivy said motherly. "How about you let me and Selina take care of business for the time being until you start feeling better," Ivy said as she patted Harley's shoulder.
"Yeah..." Harley replied as melancholy as before. Ivy frowned.
"Hey how about you help me water it always cheers me up," Ivy said a bit happily.
"Nah watering doesn't make me happy like it does you," Harley said simply.
"Well I'd really appreciate if you can water those palms over there by the corner. I'll make your favorite fruit salad if you do," Ivy added. Harley grinned.
"I do like your fruit salads," Harley said a bit happier.
"Good there's the hose you go over there while I turn on the water," Ivy demanded as she made her way to the sprout. Harley walked up to the corner aiming her hose. "Alright," Ivy said turning on the water. Harley starting watering as Ivy casually walked up to her. She placed her hand on Harley's shoulder then nodded. Suddenly Harley started to yawn as her hand grew tired before dropping the hose and falling backwards. Ivy tried her best to catch Harley making sure she didn't hit the ground completely. The door opened.
"Damn you are so bad," Selina said with a smirk.
"Good you're awake," Ivy said struggling.
"Yep," Selina said walking toward Ivy and unconscious Harley. Selina was already healing she had a bruised lip a few scratches on her cheek but her color had return to normal.
"A little help here," Ivy let out as she continued to struggle. Selina went toward Harley's feet bending over lifting them up. "You're looking better," Ivy said as they started to carry Harley back in to the house.
"Yeah nothing but bruises...including my ego," Selina said as Ivy slowly walked up the steps. She kicked open the door of the sun room and continued bringing Harley back in.
"Well luckily nothing worse happened," Ivy said with a sigh.
"Yeah... so Harley's still been a downer lately?" Selina asked as they made they way through the kitchen.
"Sadly yes..." Ivy said as she moved a chair out of the way and headed toward the living room. "Slipping," Ivy warned.
"Let's put her on the couch," Selina suggested as they tossed Harley on the couch. "There man she's heavy," Selina said surprised.
"She's all muscle," Ivy agreed.
"So now what?" Selina asked. Ivy shrugged and crossed her arms.
"Oh now I'm in charge?" Ivy said in shock.
"Well since I'm injured and all," Selina said as a matter of fact.
"I see that, well nothing for now, I think for the time being you guys should get your rest. Perhaps take Harley shopping whenever she wakes up, that always seems to cheer her up," Ivy said as she sat in a chair.
"Well I'm thinking about revenge..." Selina said angrily.
"Oh really justice wasn't served when the Joker was taken by a pack of domestic hyenas?"
"No and you know it. The Joker takes physical harm like it's a slap on the wrist. We need to do something else. Something far worse," Selina said crossing her arms. Ivy perked a brow.
"Such as?" Ivy responded interested.
"We need to hit him where it hurts and I don't mean down south... maybe Harley-"
"Harley isn't going to help you know how she is. She's not even mad at the fact he tried to kill her, she's not going to help," Ivy restated. Selina huffed as she looked away.
"You're right," she said bitterly.
"I think we need to destroy something symbolic, something meaningful to him, something he takes pride in," Ivy said thinking out loud. Selina tried to concentrate.
"You are talking about the Joker right?" Selina asked. Ivy smiled sweetly.
"We all have our weak points, triggers that upset us," Ivy said venomously.
"Okay..." Selina released not sure where to go with that.
"I got an idea, I always wanted to destroy that hideout of his, it's one of his favorites according to Harley," Ivy started.
"You're not talking about the amusement park are you?" Selina asked with a hint of denial and excitement. Ivy nodded.
"That place has a total lack of nature. All that machinery and man made things, ughh," Ivy said in distaste. Selina smirked.
"I agree... so how we're gonna fix that?" Selina asked with a wide smile.
"Just a bit of seeds will do, positioned strategically through out the park," Ivy said as a matter of fact.
"Okay what about Harl I don't think she's gonna like this idea very much," Selina realized.
"Of course not she doesn't need to know," Ivy said crossing her arms. "What I'm worried about is Mr. Goody Two Shoes, coming in ruining it. Growing things take time you know," Ivy said. Selina sighed.
"Yeah but not too much I've noticed," Selina said indicating the yards. "But," she continued. "I guess I can keep the Dark Knight busy while you do your thing," Selina suggested.
"Oh you'll do that?" Ivy started mockingly. "Take one for the team?" she continued. "Oh what am I saying I'm sure you'd enjoy it," Ivy finished with a small laugh. Selina scowled as she took it pursing her lips to the side.
"So nice to let us know you got a sense of humor," Selina replied bitterly.
Soon Harley woke up in a cheery mood. Selina and Ivy took advantage of the moment and decided to have a shopping day as they knew that was Harley's favorite pass time. They went towards the nearest mall and started shopping for clothes. Harley bought herself a few everyday outfits and a collar for her Hyena Moe. Selina bought herself a few evening gowns and work out clothes. Ivy was content on just buying a few simple pieces so she can garden comfortably. This put Selina and Harley off for a while. Until they went shoe shopping and bought a variety of shoes. Soon their bags were getting heavy and their stomachs started to growl.
"Ughh...hey! Wait up!" Harley yelled as she struggled to carry her bags.
"Why do you buy so much stuff Harl?" Selina asked exasperated.
"Nothing new if you ask me," Ivy said rolling her eyes.
"Red can ya-" Harley started.
"No," Ivy said simply.
"Just one bag?" Harley continued.
"No," Ivy replied again.
"How about we get some grub. I'm starving are you?" Selina asked.
"Yeah I am let's get some Ice Cream!" Harley suggested.
"Let's find the food court I can go for a green tea or a smoothie," Ivy suggested. Selina looked at Harley in shock.
"Ooooh a smoothie she's becoming adventurous with her diet too?" Selina whispered toward Harley teasingly.
"I heard that," Ivy said loudly. Harley tried her hardest to muffle her a giggle. Ivy led the way carrying her small bag. Selina followed carrying three bags and Harley struggled with her nine bags.
"Oh look at that pig tailed princess? Hey aren't ya a little old for that hair style!? Talk about Special ED!" a young woman teased. All three of them noticed a group of young women and men leaning against the rails laughing at Harley who's expression was increasingly turning sour.
"You're just jealous that I's got tha money to buy what I want!" Harley sniped back continuing to struggle with her bags.
"Oh what good does all that money do it still can't save you from yourself, look at you, you can't even dress!" the girl replied back. Harley dropped her bags and started storming forward. Selina held her back as Ivy walked toward the group casually.
"You know what I hate about society these days? The insufferable amount of walking meat sacks. It's sad that plants depend on the carbon monoxide your yapping mouths provides or I would kill you as you stand... slowly suffocating you," Ivy replied angrily. Selina's eyes widen in shock at Ivy's comment. The girl turned a bright shade of red, eyes bulging. "Instead I think I'll just take your boyfriends, you two pick up those bags now," Ivy demanded. As she let out a whiff of her pheromones and their two guys did as they were told walking towards Harley's dropped bags. All of the girls mouth's dropped in shock as the two men walked away.
"Sean!?" the girl called out hurt and surprised.
"Sorry toots the hot lady said so," he replied simply. Ivy started walking toward the food court as the the two guys carried Harley's bags.
"See ya bitches!" Selina waved as she continued walking as well. Harley turned and gave them a crude gesture before waving as well.
Soon they all drove home stopping by an Ice Cream shop as they forgot to buy Harley's ice cream. Project cheer Harley up was a success as she was talking about how Ivy showed those girls at the mall. Though their excitement was short lived as they arrived home and walked up to an out conscious man on their front yard's walkway.
"Who's he?" Harley asked.
"Beats me," Selina replied.
"We're going to find out, let's take our bags inside then take him after," Ivy said simply the girls nodded in agreement and made their way inside their home.