Edit: I had to change this to story format and please send your tortures in PMs! If it was up to me I'd let you say them in reviews but I'm not supposed to suggest that you do...

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or the cats dared/tortured, but the hosts and security are mine.

Hosts:

Sparkleflower - Sanity level -115. Is obsessed with Graystripe. Most insane, dangerous, and smart host. Owns a purple sparkly taser (pink is too manly!) named Electrovi, is her best friend. Hates Millie and constantly tortures her.

Tigerstripe - Sanity level 70 when grumpy (so just about always) but when happy it lowers. Doesn't care about most the cats, but enjoys watching Sparkleflower taser them. Has "muscle spasms" while holding a knife that makes him stab "on accident".

Angelfur - Sanity level -80. Hates Blackstar. Obsessed with Brackenfur. Cousins with Sparkleflower. Owns a random ball with retractable poison spikes.

Spottedpaw – Apprentice. Sanity level 0. Loves Hollyleaf (o.e). Enjoys watching Tigerstripe get annoyed. Uses a slingshot with sharp rocks as projectiles.

Security:

Willowmoon - Sanity level 45. Stalker to Firestar. Has syringe needles (don't ask where they came from) that make cats fall asleep. Can hack the law system to keep Graystripe from putting a restraining order on Sparkleflower.

Mudface - Sanity level 38. Uses a grenade launcher. If annoyed, cats will go flying.

Greykit - Sanity level -95. Sparkleflower's kit. Named after Graystripe, replacing the 'a' with an 'e'. Uses all assassin items.

Hawkpath - Sanity level 97. Brown she-cat with black paws, tail tip, and ears. When made mad her eyes will turn ice blue and she WILL use her incredibly sharp claws

Spottedfire - Sanity level 103. Has a bracelet that lets her turn into stuff like dragons and tigers (her favorite transformations) Dark tortoiseshell she-cat with orange splotches and emerald green eyes. Has 3 kits (Eaglekit, Mosskit, Honeykit)Likes to fight with Lionblaze. Mate is Lightningstrike (White tom with golden streaks and pale green eyes) who makes random appearances on the show with various weapons.

Sunblaze – Sanity level 112. Bright Ginger she-cat with amber eyes. Smart, sarcastic, sometimes violent. She can control the elements of nature (water, wind, fire, and air).

Leafwing – Weapon is a big stick with poisonous thorns on it that can make you fall asleep and have 100 nightmares.

"Hi!" Sparkleflower said. "Welcome to..."

"The Warriors Torture Show!" the other hosts yelled.

"Right." Sparkleflower looked at the reviews on Willowmoon's laptop. "So... there's something the creator wants to say in a reply to at least one of the reviews... let's see..." She flicked through the different reviews. "Ah, here we go. This is from Hawkpath-the-anonymous-viewer. You said:

Hawkpath:Thanks for choosing my character to be your security! It's such an
honor!"

Sparkleflower looked at the fourth wall. "Yeah." She seemed to be speaking to someone. "Uh-huh. Right." She looked back at her laptop. "Sailormoon1032 says that you're very welcome and she just thinks that Hawkpath is awesome. Now, let's see... something else... Ah. Sunblaze-the-anonymous-viewer says:

Sunblaze:Cool beans...I LIKE MARSHMALLOWS! How did you know! :,D

To which Sailormoon1032 replied, 'I just thought Sunblaze roasting a marshmallow with her fire element would be awesome. :P'" Sparkleflower quoted. "And that's all. So on with the dares!"

"Okay then." Tigerstripe looked at the list and his eyes widened on one.

"What?" Spottedpaw asked.

"N-Nothing. We've got one from-"

Angelfur snatched the paper away and read it. She snorted and gave it to Sparkleflower. Sparkleflower read it and both she-cats burst out laughing.

"This is first!" Sparkleflower announced. She poofed Leafpool to the studio. Leafpool gasped.

"EEEEEEWMAHGAAAAWD!" the former medicine cat squealed. "TIIIIGERSTRIIIIIIPE!"

"What?" Tigerstripe jumped away and had Mudface hold her back. "I thought you hated us for what happened last time!"

"Oh, no," Leafpool replied happily. "I watch you all the time and you're absolutely dreamy!"

"This will make the dare a whole lot easier," Sparkleflower said. "Leafpool, you get to make out w-"

"!" Leafpool screamed. "TIGGY!" She glomped him. Tigerstripe yowled furiously and struggled from her grip. Sparkleflower sighed.

"I never imagined I'd have to use the torture button from Episode One on Tigerstripe, of all cats." Sparkleflower sighed again and whipped it out. She pressed the big red button.

Tigerstripe froze. His eyes took on a weird look. He stared at Leafpool for a moment, then kissed her. Leafpool squeaked with excitement. As they made out, Angelfur snickered.

"Be careful, there!" she called. "We don't need four more little kittens bounding in around this studio!"

"Hey!" Greykit, Honeykit, Mosskit, and Eaglekit cried out indignantly.

"You guys are bad enough." Spottedpaw rolled his eyes.

Sparkleflower pressed the button again. Tigerstripe jumped away from Leafpool, who had a dazed look in her eyes. Leafpool was poofed back to ThunderClan and Tigerstripe was choking.

"You did that to your own damn Clanmate?" Tigerstripe demanded. "That's against the warrior code!"

"Since when have you ever cared about the warrior code?" Angelfur asked.

"You're just pissed off," Sparkleflower agreed.

"Shut the fuck up," Tigerstripe hissed.

"Ooh, podymouth!" Spottedpaw giggled.

Tigerstripe stabbed him. "Moving on..."

"'Kay then..." Sparkleflower scanned the list. "Here we go. No, wait. Let's not do this Blackstar one yet. The police are onto us. It would be too obvious. WILLOWMOON!"

Spottedpaw's security appeared. "Yes?"

"How close are you to hacking into the system?" Sparkleflower asked.

Willowmoon shook her head. "The security is way too tough. It'll take some episodes before I can erase the file."

"Right." Sparkleflower nodded. "Keep trying. You're dismissed." Willowmoon dipped her head and hurried out of the room.

"So, next?" Angelfur asked, poofing Spottedpaw to perfect health. The small apprentice fluffed out his fur.

"Next..." Sparkleflower paused. "Here. Willowmoon!"

"What?" the security mewed.

"Listen..." Sparkleflower whispered in her ear.

"THE HELL?" Willowmoon screeched. "I'm not doing that!"

"You have to," Sparkleflower told her.

"Fine," the security said through gritted teeth. "GREYKIT!"

"W-What?" Greykit asked fearfully.

Willowmoon patted him on the head. Greykit looked up at her in surprise. "Cute kitty!" she mewed.

"I-tch-cannot-tch-believe it!" Angelfur said, suppressing laughter.

"Whaa?" Greykit couldn't believe it when Willowmoon did it again. "Are you okay?"

"Absolutely fantastic!" Willowmoon told him cheerfully.

"We'll do something else while that-"

"Cute kitty! Cute kitty!" Willowmoon cut Sparkleflower off.

"-happens," Sparkleflower finished. She poofed Jayfeather to the studio and gave him an electric guitar. "Break a leg!" she encouraged.

Jayfeather looked uncertain. "No-no electrocution- spontaneous combustion- SOMETHING?"

"Nope. Just the hope that you'll somehow break a leg."

"Um... okay..." Jayfeather attempted to play a note, but it was so horrible that it turned him deaf. He tried a few others, but then was poofed back to ThunderClan in fear of making the studio cats' ears bleed.

"Cute kitty!" Willowmoon said.

"Here's one," Sparkleflower read over her. "I want to go to the victim this time. Want to come with?" she asked around the studio. Nobody but Hawkpath and Spottedfire would. They poofed to ThunderClan Territory, right behind Lionblaze.

"Liiiionblaaaaaze..." Sparkleflower cooed. "Come, we have gathered all the prey you could wish for. Follow us." The three studio cats padded away. Lionblaze stared after them, then followed. The cats arrived at the Thunderpath. A huge pile of fresh-kill was right in the middle. Lionblaze bounded over without a second thought, and was immediately hit by a trail of seven monsters. He got up slowly.

"It's okay!" he called to the studio cats. "I'm perfectly okay, not a single-" he was cut off as another group of monsters came whizzing past.

"I don't think even Greykit is that retarded," Hawkpath commented, staring at the dead warrior.

"Speaking of..." Spottedfire turned to the other two. "Wonder how annoyed he is right now?"

"We'll see in a moment." Sparkleflower poofed Lionblaze back to like and to the studio.

"CUTE KITTY!" Willowmoon shrieked. She was chasing Greykit all over the place.

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FLEA-RIDDEN, DELLUSIONAL MANGE-PELT!" Greykit yowled. "STAY BACK! BEGONE!"

'Begone?' Spottedfire mouthed.

'Is he trying to be an exorcist?" Hawkpath demanded wordlessly.

'No goddamn clue,' Sparkleflower mouthed back. 'Let's just move on.'

Dovewing and Jayfeather were poofed to the studio. Sparkleflower faced them and managed to calm Willowmoon and Greykit. "You have to go against us," she said simply.

"The three of us.. against the 15 of you with mate and kits included?" Dovewing asked weakly.

"Yup." Without any warning, the TortureClan cats hurled themselves at the ThunderClan cats. 2 nanoseconds later, Sparkleflower had to poof the gory red paint off the walls and floor after returning Dovewing and Lionblaze to ThunderClan.

"Next!" Sparkleflower put an eye poster in front of Jayfeather. "What is this letter?" She pointed to the big E.

"Um... M?" Jayfeather said confusedly.

"Nope. This?" It was a Q.

"A."

"This." Z.

"C?"

"How about this?" G.

"78?"

"What the fuck?" Sparkleflower stared.

"I don't know!" Jayfeather said helplessly.

"Whatever. YOU HAVE -830/-830 EYESIGHT. Congratulations." The eye chart disappeared. "Now, one more thing." Jayfeather was suddenly trapped in brambles.

"What the?" Jayfeather stepped forward. "Ouch! My nose!" He jumped back. "Ow! My butt!" he whimpered. He kept hopping around in every which way. The hosts were rolling on the floor with laughter while Willowmoon chased Greykit in the background. Jayfeather was finally sent home. Greykit's run from Willowmoon was over, and he now assassinated her.

"Well, that's all the dares," Sparkleflower said. "See you next time on..."

"The Warriors Torture Show!" the other cats finished.

Haha, I want to personally thank Hawkpath-the-anonymous-viewer for being my most favoritest viewer and who is always the first to see and review my stuff! Thanks so much. Don't forget to give me your dares and feedback! Ja ne~!