Chapter 6
Me: Alright and we're back! Along with Wondergirl12 and EpicBlaze we have two more people! Come on, Crescentflight and Adenn666!
Crescentflight: Hi.
Adenn666: Howdy! :D
Me: Adenn! Old buddy, old pal! Oh and since Crescentflight will be helping with the dares, he/she is my new co-host!
Usagi: Now, Adenn666 you can go first.
Adenn666: I dare Rico to help Blowhole take over the world!
Blowhole: Ha! Pen-gyoo-ins will not help me!
Adenn666: He will if I say so!
*Five hours later, after Blowhole has taken over the planet*
Me: Thanks a lot, Adenn666.
Adenn666: I now dare the penguins to not stop Blowhole, and they can't let someone else do it either!
Me: :D
Skipper: What are you so happy about?
Crescentflight: *looks at the iPod in my hands* She's reading a Pripper fic... Weird.
Kowalski, Private, and Skipper: O.O
Everyone else: (including me and Usagi) *laughing their a$$es off*
Me: Ooh! Apparently, in this fic, Rico and Kowalski are also dating!
Rico: *stops laughing* O.O
Me: Oh, can it. Crescentflight, would you like to dare?
Crescentflight: Yeah. Skipper, Julien. I dare you two to kiss, for five minutes.
Kowalski: *mumbling* At least it wasn't Private...
Skipper: *glares*
Julien: D:
*Skipper and Julien lean in, and kiss for no more than five minutes, then fly apart so quickly it's almost light-speed*
Usagi: It's Wondergirl12's turn!
Wondergirl12: I dare Skipper to tell the truth: How do you feel about Marlene?
Skipper: *turns to Marlene* I truly and deeply love her, in fact I love her so much that... that no words at all could ever describe the feeling I get when I simply look at her face.
Marlene: Aaw, Skipper! *hugs Skipper*
Me: Who knew you could be soo sweet?
Usagi: Adenn666, you're up!
Adenn666: I'd just like to give Kowalski and Private a few gifts. Consider them your wedding gifts.
Kowalski: Thanks!
Adenn666: First, here's an abacus for you, Kowalski, in case your other one breaks. Oh and also I dare you to eat a ton of candy. :)
Kowalski: Uh, thanks? O.o
Adenn666: And also here's a ray gun for Private to bring the Lunacorn back to life, and also I built a machine so you can go to their land! But only you and people you bring get to use it.
Private: Yay! :D *shoots the dead Lunacorn*
*The Lunacorn rises up, and looks at Private with disdain*
Zombie Lunacorn: You IDIOT! I liked being dead! I didn't have to deal with you idiotic children! *tramples Private*
Me and Adenn666: O.O
Private: *sobbing* That hurts! Now my leg is broken!
Usagi: ...
Me: Err... EpicBlaze?
EpicBlaze: I dare Skipper to tell the truth: If you could save one penguin on your team who would it be?
Skipper: I would choose Kowalski, because he could build a machine to bring the other two back to life.
EpicBlaze: O.O
Me: Good answer. Now, Wondergirl12?
Wondergirl12: Kowalski, I dare you to make out with Julien. It won't stop until Private gets pi$$ed, though. Oh and after the make out session Private has my permission to chase Julien with a chainsaw.
Kowalski: *before chainsaw comment* O.O
Kowalski: *after chainsaw comment* :D
Private: *pretty much the same as Kowalski*
Julien: D:
Me: GO NOW.
*Julien and Kowalski begin making out, and Private rips them apart after three minutes, then proceeds to chase Julien with a chainsaw*
*Private manages to slice the fur off of Julien's back*
Me: I have so many dares that I can't keep up! We can't continue next chapter, but maybe some other time, okay guys?
Adenn666, Crescentflight, EpicBlaze, and Wondergirl12: Yeah, sure.
Me: Then we'll see you next time! :D