I would like to make a few points before this chapter starts.

All these usernames do not exist as far as I know, but if anyone really wanted to chat with the author of this story, drop a line in the PM system.

For all you youngin's reading this today, back in the day of 2007 to 2010ish, there were a lot of really bad chat messaging systems interlocked with a variety of sites. Google, Yahoo, Skype, AIM, and others like that were good for their time. But man, they were trash when you're looking for archived messages.

The system that is 'represented' for the conversations below is the old MSN AIM system.

This will probably have more conversations like this in the future to break the tension of some of the bigger story ideas I have, more of like a brief recap that this fanfiction world is altered from the main series canon.

Earth does exist, protected by solar rays so heartless and nobodies can't get it (I dunno, i'm working on the plot), Kingdom Hearts as a series does not exist on Earth.

I wanted to write this story that Kingdom Hearts and the rest of the Disney/FF universe is like the 'aliens' that humans have tried to communicate within space. Like if they were another galaxy away in a way where Earth and our solar system is mostly undisturbed by the craziness. If heartless and nobodies have common sense, they'd take a look at everything going on at Earth and say 'fuck that shit, I ain't dying today because those folks already killing themselves and each other'.

Anyways, sorry for the weird note, but I wanted to explain how the universe and everything works before I got way too deep and didn't explain fully.

Now go have a good read!

I smiled as I sat down in front of my laptop. "I wonder if my buddy Aaron is online..." I said to myself as I started logging into my AIM system.

I haven't heard from him ever since he moved to another country a year ago. Then again, the last time we saw each other was way before I found myself with the Organization. He is an interesting Aussie who I have told a little bit about my adventures with the Organization, but it's hard to explain how time and everything works when we are so far apart.

And yet we somehow have wi-fi and computer technology similar to back home. Maybe even more advanced. No wonder Xemnas and Xaldin were able to come and find me back then.

I found myself grinning seeing that he was online and awake at this hour. Whatever Earth hour it was.

PsychOreo: Hey Aaron, what's shakin' bacon!

MuffinKing: Oh god, hey Audri! I'm just living and being eaten alive by bugs. Anyways, how's life?

PsychOreo: Life is just going on like usual. Crazy shenanigans with a bunch of people I think are gay dads, what else can I say?

FlowerMaster entered chatroom

'who the hell got into our private chatroom?' I thought to myself never seeing the screen name before.

FlowerMaster: Hi!

PsychOreo: Um…

MuffinKing: Hey, you know this guy?

FlowerMaster: Hi! You guys are Audri and Aaron right?

PsychOreo: Who's asking?

FlowerMaster: Oh Audri, Didn't anyone tell you? Superior just got all of us computers! Isn't that great?

PsychOreo: Wait, oh hell... you got to be kidding me.

MuffinKing: Right: back to my first question. Do you even know this guy?

PsychOreo: Well Aaron.. This is Marluxia, the crazy one.

MuffinKing: Didn't you say that they're all crazy?

FlowerMaster: How mean, how can you say such a thing about us?

PsychOreo: Marluxia, can't you just go offline?

FlowerMaster: Nah, I'm just going to stay in the room to make sure you guys don't do the 'cybersex' thing.

PsychOreo: Jesus Christ, That's not what we do right Aaron?

MuffinKing: …

PsychOreo: Totally not helping my case by being silent here.

MuffinKing: Should I go?

PsychOreo: No, please don't. Just give me a minute.

FlowerMaster: Take your time!

PsychOreo: Um, hold on a second.

PsychOreo exited chatroom

MuffinKing: So, you're Marluxia huh?

FlowerMaster: Yeah, what's the problem?

MuffinKing: oh, nothing. Audri makes all you folks sound extra fucking weird.

PsychOreo enters chatroom

1Superior1 enters chatroom

FlowerMaster: Oh boy, I'm in for it aren't I?

1Superior1: Number XI, stop harassing Audri and her friend who is inferior to us!

MuffinKing: What the hell man.

FlowerMaster: But I wasn't harassing them! I just want to be a good father figure for our future babies!

PsychOreo: Don't make me come over there and fuck you up.

FlowerMaster: Oh come on, you know it's true!

PsychOreo exits chatroom

MuffinKing: Should I be worried 1Superior1?

1Superior1: I don't think so, she's a lot more fucked up in the head that's kind of dangerous to herself and others.

MuffinKing: You know that what is said in the chat room says forever, right?

1Superior1: ...Well shit.

MuffinKing: Kidding, you're good.

1Superior1: Why you little shit

FlowerMaster exits chatroom

PsychOreo enters chatroom

1Superior1: Well now that is over, I'm going back to sleep.

1Superior1 exits chatroom

MuffinKing: So, what happened?

PsychOreo: Uh, well... I promised that I'd have a sleepover in his room so he can stop his pestering. So now he's getting excited for that.

MuffinKing: Wait, does that mean you just sold your virginity?

PsychOreo: I don't think that's how it works Aaron.

BigShot enters chatroom

Keyboy enters chatroom

Pryo'sSmexyness enters chatroom

ThunderWrench enter chatroom

PsychOreo: sighs Aaron, please excuse me my language.

MuffinKing: Um.. sure.

PsychOreo: WHY ARE YOU FUCKIN' MORANS EVEN IN HERE?

BigShot: Duh.

ThunderWrench: We're bored! And we don't have any missions!

MuffinKing: Must I ask Audri?

Pyro'sSmexyness: I love my screen name!

PsychOreo: Axel, just shut up. How come you're so quiet Roxy my boy?

Keyboy: Stop calling me that! :( I'm just having a bad day. Ate too much food.

Keyboy: But we got so many laptops since Xemnas ordered them so I can watch cat videos.

MuffinKing: *eats popcorn since left out of the conversation*

PsychOreo: well, I think I should go now, Aaron.

MuffinKing: ok.. bye!

PsychOreo: *waves* TTYL!

PsychOreo exited chatroom

Keyboy: So

BigShot exits chatroom

Keyboy exits chatroom

Pryo'sSmexyness exits chatroom

ThunderWrench exits chatroom

MuffinKing: That was just a little too weird to me.

MuffinKing exits chatroom

I probably shouldn't have unplugged all the internet as it had a mob of Nobodies coming after my ass. Xaldin, Vexen, and Saix were in a raid online and when the internet cut, it booted them from the game for the next week for possible cheating. Lexaeus was on my ass and found me first as I cut off his meditation video that he was making for some folks around the universe as he is just scary.

But you know what, I'll get back at them one day. You'll see.