I Interview TAWoG!
The End
D: Ello everyone!
Everyone: (everyone grew beards over the time I was on hiatus) WHERE WERE YOU?!
D: Oh… my computer was shot, yep it's never coming back. But some crazy (-) happened and I can write when I'm at my uncle's!
Everyone: Boo!
D: … Good news for you guys though, this end the end of the story!
Everyone: YAY!
D: But the best news is that these new questions and dares are the worst!
Everyone: … FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
D: Shut up!
Everyone: UCK!
D: Okay let's get straight to it!
Q&D TIME!
"Someone" asked Gumball to go Gumdall, and he would've, but I couldn't bear to read the story. Honestly I didn't even want to get to that chapter. Sorry…
A Guest wrote:
Are you the antagonist?
Answer:
D: No I'm-
Everyone: YES HE IS!
Next Q's and D's
Tobias wrote:
I dare Penny to kick Gumball in the gumballs for no reason.
Dare:
Penny: Sorry Gumball… (THUD!)
Gumball: (closes his eyes and stands there with no expression of his face) … AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (starts crying uncontrollably)
D: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Next Q's and D's
Leonardo wrote:
I dare Gumball to pee in a cup, drink it in one swallow, and try not to vomit.
Dare:
Gumball: NO (-) WAY!
Gray: (hangs Gumball by his ankles)
Critic- BudderGumball wrote:
Know what time it is? Review time! Anyway, the story was different as was the idea of a truth or dare type talk show is something you don't find on these archives. I like the idea of user requested dares. Now the flaws: the main flaw was that the dialogue etc. Didn't really pull me in and keep my interested. But other than that... It was good.
My overall rating is...
8/10 put a bit more effort and make it action packed.
Also a request:
Penny: tell gumball how you feel.
Tobias: what about the duel with gumball?
D: Thanks bro, I'm not really gonna do another talk show for a while, but I'll try a lot harder next time!
Penny: Gumball… (blushes) I've liked you for a long time now and I hope we can be together, but please stop being so embarrassed. You're constantly getting love-struck and you lose you're cool. Just make a move or something!
Tobias: I guess you mean the duel for the heart of the fair Penny, I still won.
Everyone: Pfff.
Next Q's and D's
Bobbertfan3 wrote:
Im ba-aaack! lol anyways DARES
bobert:go into command mode from ''the bet''
darwin: allow me to explain hector has a hamster which he thinks is hibernating from "the giant" and if you tell him the truth that his hamster has (covers hectors ears) kicked the bucket(uncovers) he will get sad and trash the town if you don't want everyone to know then you can whisper it OR deny his friend request either way you know what happens
tobias: jump in shark infested waters
richard: drink this drink made of Darwin's rancid fish bowl water a generous sprinkle of miss simians dandruff the sweaty juice of tobias' head band 50 day old underpants and fizzy fish gas
anias:(evil face)YOU THREATENED MY BOBERT! i dare you to post an embarrasing video of you on the world wide web even more anoying than the "hip flop"
gumbal:i dare you to face one of these slasher villians "ghost face" "samara(aka the ring)" "pinhead" "freddy" or "jason" hint hint choose pinhead or ill show penny these embarassing photos of you (covers pennys eyes)"holds up pic of gumball as an ugly baby" well ta bye:3
D: I have to say guys… Bobbertfan3 is my favorite reader because of these evil masterpieces!
Bobbert: Command mode initiate (enters command mode)
D: I know what's next, Bobbert, go to Bobbertfan3 and do whatever she wants.
Darwin: Oh….. Hector? Your hamster, he's not waking up… he's dead.
(We are experiencing some technical difficulties and we have to put Hector to sleep, he is not harmed)
Tobias: Bring it on wussies! (jumps into pool)
(We are experiencing some technical difficulties and we have to sew Tobias back together, he is very harmed)
Richard: (drinks the drink made of Darwin's rancid fishbowl water, a generous sprinkle of Ms. Simian's dandruff, the sweat (and blood) from Tobias' headband, and 50 day old underpants)… Actually it's not that bad! (drinks the rest)
(We are experiencing some technical difficulties and we have to spray air-freshener everywhere, It still stinks, though Carrie doesn't mind)
Anais: What do I do?
D: The Harlem shake in a gay-suit?
Anais: … (collos terrorita, bitch)
(We aren't experiencing technical difficulties this time, we just had to keep this a pedo-free story)
Gumball: I guess I choose-
D: He chooses all of them, SEND IN THE KILLERS!
Gumball was surrounded, there was no escape. He had Samara, Freddy, Jason, and Pinhead in a circle around him. D then sent in some lions while sitting with Penny. D showed Penny the pictures anyway and we had to censor the massacre.
(We are experiencing some technical difficulties and we had to take the lions and the slashers to the hospital, Gumball's embarrassment was so strong that the wave of blushing almost killed them)
Next Q's and D's
Supergogeta14 wrote:
haha Alright time for some new dare and questions i came up with.
To Penny: from what you said about my last question about you still dont think an iPhone exist well than why don't you just ask him yourself he's still around.
To Gumball: who is your favorite YouTuber
To Nicole: How often do you Rage like Bigtime(Don't take it personally)
To Carrie: have you ever Trolled someone and if so who was it and what was the funnest Troll you pulled
Q's and D's:
Penny: (too distracted by sitting with Aaron and him showing her the iPhone)
Aaron: Hey everyone.
D: Sup Aaron? Sorry, I can't write what you do because it'd be plagiarism.
Aaron: It's okay.
Gumball: PewDiePie is the best youtuber around!
PewDiePie: Ha-how's it goin' bros?
D: (brofists Pewds)
Nicole: Not very often.
Carrie: I don't really troll people, but I grief people in minecraft all the time.
Next Q's and D's:
Random Person wrote:
Nicole- Why you such a bitch?
Gumball- Why do you like Penny, I mean, she's so unattractive?
Grey- I dare you to hunt down Anais and Daisy through a booby trapped obstacle death maze.
Darwin- Why were you so sexist in the Words? (In the first 5 people insulted, 3 were women, in the next 5 the same.)
Bobert- I want you to answer these questions with a sadistic, murderous, sex addict, teen gangsta personality (combined with your normal one), then you can interact with the rest of the cast for 5 mins.
I'm making a fanfic about you with a tragic past, what do you think?
And you also have a love interest in it. Who do you think it is? Who do you want it to be?
You also have a bro, who dies and gives you this personality after years in hell & you're a shadow demon trapped in a robotic exoskeleton giving you a third personality (1 kid his age, 2 Gangsta, 3 robot), what do ya think bout dat?
Nicole: EXCUSE ME?!
Penny&Gumball: EXCUSE ME?!
D: I'm loving this!
Gray: Hehehe (catches them in five minutes because of his wings)
Darwin: Because I was mad at them…
D: And I heard you say something funny, you said the phrase "just another emo-freak"
Darwin: Yeah?
D: I'm emo you son of a bitch! (punches Darwin, knocking him out cold)
Bobbert: Bring it on! I can take anything bitch, I'm (-)ing invincible! I'll (-) any whore and I'll be those three mutha(-)as easy as 123 BITCH!
D: I love these dares!
Next Q's and D's:
Questions:
Gu
Nicole: what would you be if you had no rage?
Gumball: is penny the only person you like? (Really?)
Dares:
Everyone: I dare you to hang by your ankles the whole time.
Author: I dare you to write neater.
Nicole: I don't have rage!
Gumball: Yes
Everyone: Ugh! (hangs by their ankles)
D: This is just how THIS story is written, read Killers are Quiet before you judge my writing God dammit.
Next Q's and D's
A Guest wrote:
TAWOG LES MISRABLES
MR FIZGARLD AS JEAN VALJEAN
PRINCABLE BROWN AS JAVERT
MRS FIZGARLD AS FANTINE
PENNY FITZGARLD AS COSSETTE
GUMBALL AS MARIUS
MISS SIMIAN AS MM THINIDER
AND HOBO AS MR THINDER
Dare:
(I've never seen the movie so It'll be like this)
Once apon a time…
The end…
Next Q's and D's
Greatfinn wrote:
Dare: make everyone play minecraft.
Everyone: YAY!
(Seventeen days later)
Nicole: (-)ing creepers!
Gumball: Guess who found diamonds!
SkyDoesMinecraft: FOR THE LULZ!
Last Request:
Alright guys, after this the story is over. It's been really fun and I'm going to love the awkwardness of this ending!
A guest wrote:
Dare: Nicole I dare
you to kiss gumball in a romantic
way in front of penny and Richard
Dare:
Nicole: … (wraps Gumball in a tight embrace and shoves her tongue down his throat)
D: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Penny and Richard: … (disgusted)
D: You didn't need to use your tongue Nicole!
THE END
Hey guys! I am really glad to finish this story after such a long hiatus! And I'd like to thank every one of my regular reader/reviewers. I'm writing a song-fic after I upload this and every song in it will be written by me. They aren't pop songs either so tough luck, Beliebers.
p.s. I changed my pen-name from thedark1399 to TheOmega1399
THANKS FOR COMING OUT EVERYONE!
(slams garage door)