Hey there readers, sorry for the late update I had the most important test for the year and sorry for the half assed update last time but this time will be different.
Also here are the results of the votes.
A =3 Votes.
B =0 Votes.
C =1 Votes.
Kinda'da sad ain't it, anywho let's get this story starting.
Disclaimer: bioshock belongs to 2k games, I do not own it please don't sue me.
Last time on life as a big daddy…
In the office.
Bower: I need you guys to raise some trees now chop chop *wheeze*
T73 : Awesome now that that girl is in the group everybody would stop calling me and L24 gay.
In the bathysphere.
L24 : PORNO CRUSH!
In the crackhou- I mean Arcadia.
Splicer: dude…I'm like on a cloud right now man.
Other splicer: dude that's deep.
And that's what you missed on *insert cheery voices* life as a big daddy! Yeah.
"Ok T73, I'll go with Alice to stop the splicer druggies while you and the girls go and set the turbines alright." I said.
"What? You're leaving me with the kids while you go with another women." Said T73 trying to imitate the voice of a middle age woman.
"T73 listen" I said "Me and Alice are about to take on a may-as-well-be army of splicers that could come at us at any direction so I can't really look after Ellie now can I? Also your job would have less encounters with splicers."
"Well fine then but why do you have to go with Alice huh? I don't recall Ms Bower giving you leadership of the group."
Meanwhile.
"Aah-chu"
"You ok Bower ? Your sneezing while it's 40 degrees in here." Said Wayner
"I don't know, maybe I should just lay off the giant inhaler."
Back to the story.
"Do you have a better plan then?" I asked.
"Well I ….no."
"Thought so, anyway as soon as we're done killing the splicers, we'll help out with the turbines comprende?"
"Fine I'll be busy babysitting while you have a date."
"It's not a- you know what screw it, I'll see you later."
After handing Ellie to T73 and saying my goodbyes to her, I quickly made my way to Alice, as I reached her location there was only one thing I could describe it."
"HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!"
The place was hectic, trees were burnings, splicers were disappearing and reappearing, and Alice was jumping around the place while slicing some splicers.
I quickly took out my trusty rivet gun and started at some unsuspecting splicers while running towards them.
"Good that you could make it L24." Alice said while holding a splicer up and stabbing at it repeatedly.
"It's good to be here Alice." I said while shooting the rivet gun from my right hand and the shotgun from my left.
"DIE IN THE NAME OF THE SATURINE UNHOLY ONES!" yelled one the splicer.
I was about to shoot him but disappeared into thin air then reappeared behind me and blasted fireballs at me.
"Gah, that stings asshat."
I then blasted both my rivet gun and shotgun at him(what I know it's a waste of ammo but I hate it when they dodge the first time.)
"Hey Alice any idea what this saturine thing is?"
"Dunno , but all the houndini splicers that I fought said the same thing."
"Hmm must be splicer thing." I said while shoving the shotgun barrel in some splicers mouth and blowing his brains out. Then I remember why I was down here in the first place.
"Crap I forgot about the trees, hey Alice do you have the winter blast plasmid on you?"
"Yes why would you ask?"
"Use some on the trees, just enough to put out the fire."
Both me and Alice started to launch an icy cold stream to the fire hoping to extinguish it , not forgetting there was splicers around I fired some rivets while doing it."
About 10 minutes later.
"Well the fires are gone the splicers are mutilated guess it's clear in this area." I said while searching the bodies of my victims.
"Hey where's Ellie?" Asked Alice.
"Oh she's with T73 right now, I'm afraid I'm not able to look out for her while looking out for myself."
"That's not there true I've seen you take care of her when we faced that drill splicer."
"Yeah but that's just one splicer, plus who knows how many more splicers we're gonna face."
"Oh right, woah your smart L24."
"Thanks Alice." I said, can't help but blushing at the comment. "Ok now are you all set for more splicers hunting?"
"You bet."
Meanwhile, things with T73
After setting the 7th turbine and getting back in through the pumping station he met up with the girls.
"Hey girls, you waited long?"
"No daddy, me and Ellie were playing tic-tac-toe will you were outside." Said Gwen, T37's little sister.
"I see, well that's good (that those fool splicers haven't gotten to you.) So who won?"
"It was-"
Suddenly two splicers came out of nowhere. "Hand us the ADAM you tin puppet." Said one of the splicers."
T73 then shoot something to the splicer, but the object missed them by a few meters.
"Hah, what kind of aim was that loser." Said the other splicer.
T73 just pointed his finger where the object hit," like we'll fall for that loser!" T73 then proceeded to show the splicers the F sign. "What! You got a lot of nerve for a dead-"just then the sound of shooting bullets was heard. The splicers tried to look were the sounds was coming from but as soon as turned around they fell to the floor."Ahh… a tur..ret !"
"So girls who won the match?" T73 said calmly like nothing had happened.
"Ellie did."
Back to L24 and Alice.
After some time of wandering, me and Alice arrived to place which was called the tea garden. This place just screamed lovey-dovey, there was a waterfall that shined brightly, there were beautiful flowers and trees everywhere heck there was even a large bench for people enjoy the entire view.
"Whoa this place is so pretty." Said Alice with a joyful attitude.
"Well I guess, but we're here to stop the splicers from burning the trees." I reminded Alice.
"Oh don't be such a party pooper L24, come on take a sit on the bench have a break." She said already sitting on the bench in a very lady –like posture.
"Fine ,I need a breather anyway." I said so I made my way to the bench and slowly 'parked' my rather large behind hoping it won't break. To my luck the bench was reinforced." Well the view is pretty nic- huh?" I looked to my side and saw Alice leaning on my shoulder.
"So tired….." she mumbled.
"Well I guess we could rest a little longer." I said.
Yeah if you're imagining some sort of romantic scene with very bright colors just stop, just then one of the trees combusted.
"Huh!" me and Alice said in unison.
Then three splicers appeared with disappointment written on they're faces.
"Damn no good smells from this one too." Said one of the splicers.
"Well we'll just have to burn every tree here." Said another one.
Suddenly a red light was heading for them at a very high speed or to be more precise ME. "What the f-"said one of the splicers before I sucker punched him with my drill, ripping his face apart.
The other splicer tried to raise his gun at me, but I made quick work of him by giving him a round house kick to the face. I turned my attention to the last splicer, the little wimp was trying to run away but I grabbed him by his shirt collar and held him in front of me. The little shrimp tried to use a plasmid on me but I broke his arms before he could blast it at me.
"AAH Son of a b-"He said. Then I broke both his legs, "AH what the hell do you want from me!"
"Information, whose idea was it was to burn trees to smell the smoke?" I said.
"It was Billy! One day he found a tree and burned it and good smoke came out."
"Where is Billy then?"
"In the Arcadia's research center that's where he and his guys hang out at."
"Good now was that so hard?" I then patted the splicers head, he had a relieved expression on his face little did he know I was slowly using the winter blast plasmid on him.
After I froze his head and snap his neck and extinguish the fire on the tree I walked back to Alice who was sleeping soundly on the bench. She began to wake up when she heard my footsteps.
"*Yawn* oh hey L24 where were you?" Alice asked.
"Oh nothing, I just figured out how to stop the fire troubles, come on we've got some splicers to take care of."
"Ok coming."
Back to T73 and the girls.
"Phew, that's the 19th turbine." T73 said while walking empty halls of Arcadia with the girls and some security bots looking out for any splicers. "I'm playing put-the-turbines and he's out on a date with Alice."
"Hey what's a 'date' daddy?" Gwen asked.
"Well honey, it's when two people go somewhere alone to be together." T73 said.
"Isn't that what you and my daddy do all the time?" Ellie asked (hooray her first line in the entire chapter)
"Well um…..it's different." T73 said who scratched his head to think for a descent response.
"How is it different?" Gwen and Ellie said in unison.
"It's just different, what me and Ellie's daddy do is called hanging out , and another thing girls next time don't-" as soon as T73 said that word a loud of clanging metal son followed.
"Son of a bitch!" T73 then looked at what cause his to stop, it was a metal door entirely covered with plants and most likely stopped functioning because the plants. "Door prepare to meet your maker." T73 tried to blast the door with his shotgun but it ricocheted off the door and destroyed one the security bots.
"Well that didn't work very well, hmm….. I got it." The T73 shot the floor beneath the gate which produced a small gap, then he placed his hands in the gap and started to pull the gate up after a few seconds he managed to open the gate."Hah, now who's got the better plan now …..oh right he's not here." T73 proceed to continue his job but little did he know.
*whispering* "hey Ellie what's a son of a bitch?"
"I don't know , maybe we should ,nah you're daddy would just get angry, let's ask miss mary when we get back."
L24 and Alice
"So, if we kill this Billy splicer the burnings would stop?" Alice said while walking along with me to the research center.
"Pretty much, once the guy who started the whole thing is gone the splicers would forget all about the smoke."
As we reached the several came charging at us. "Kill the smoke haters!" shouted one of them. I took cover over a tree while picking them off one by one .While Alice when straight into the action like all ways.
"It's surprising to see these guys fighting for anything but ADAM." I said while using my electro bolt plasmid to electrocute some splicers.
"Yeah, it feels little bit out of place don't you think?" Alice then rained fire upon the splicers.
Suddenly I felt a hard knock to my head,*clonk* "Ahh , dammit ." I'll looked back and saw five splicers ,one of them was using a pipe he's probably the one who attacked me, one whose obviously using the incinerate plasmid and the other three were using guns .
"Hey guys, I got it…..guys? Why are you standing back so much i-" as he looked back I drove my shotgun through his eye socket ,"AAAHHH my ey-" *BANG* I turned back to the other splicers with my helmet bright red.
"Who's next!" I yelled, the gun wielding splicers started shooting while the fire-wielding splicer covered his companions.I'll admit a barrage of bullets does hurt like HELL. I rolled to the side to try to avoid they're fire for a second, just enough time to take out my gatling gun and turn two of the splicers into Swiss cheese. The other one splicer with the gun gave up and ran to the other direction but I wouldn't let him run away oh no, I blasted the winter blast plasmid at him stopping him cold in his tracks.
As for the last one the fire-wielder splicer kept blasting at me, "DIE MOSNTER! " I walked slowly towards him extinguishing the fireballs using the winter blast plasmid. When I was within reach I grabbed his head with my hand and let him had a taste of his own medicine while crushing his head at the same time.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *crack* after his head turned to ashes I made back to see how was Alice doing in her when I got back to her, she was gone. " Huh!" I went to the area where she fought the splicers and found a really really REALLY bad drawing of what I think is suppose to be Alice.
"What the fuc-"I flipped the picture back and found even bad writing. it says
"Bad big daddy person, if you want big sister back come research center now, there bin to keep your weapons so you come unarmed if not we kill big sister from Billy."
"Well crap, if I can't use my weapons I can only use my plasmids but that won't be enough, hmm….. I got it." I then quickly used my communicator to get a hold on T73.
"….beez….beez…T73 here."
"T73 it's me, I need your help."
"What? Having lady trouble's on the first date?" T73 responded with a very mocking kind of tone.
"No , Alice has been captured the splicers."
"Are you serious!"
"Apparently a large amount of splicers got the jump on her while I was duking in out with some other splicers."
"So now what ? You want me to wonder around a search for her?"
"Well no, the splicers left a note for me telling to get to the research center like I planned , but they want me to dump my weapons in a bin near there."
"So, you have a plan right now and need my help?"
"You bet you rusty metal butt I do, but are you finished setting the turbines yet?"
"You're in luck I just finished, what do have in mind?"
Meanwhile Alice and the splicers
"uh..Huh….where am I?" Alice said just waking up. "What happened? Ouch…oh now I remember."
Flashback.
Alice was doing fine killing the splicers with L24 providing as back up, "hah your no match for us you splicers!" she yelled while setting 3 splicers on fire at once. "Ha ha you guys will be never win never..beez..beez" suddenly Alice was shot with a powerful blast of electricity , the splicers quickly pilled on her while she was still shocked.
(L2…4 wher…rre…are ….you?) Alice last thoughts before blacking out but not before witnessing a fight between L24 and some splicers.
End of flash back.
"So where am I now?" she said to herself.
"Your grave little miss kill a lot." A mysterious voice spoke.
"Huh!" Alice saw a splicer, but I was different from the others, like most splicers it was really mutated but his mutated pus where grey and she could have sworn she saw them puff smoke.
"Who are you?"
"Ah right I haven't introduced myself yet, Billy's the name smoking's my game and you mini-big-daddy will die here."
Back to L24 and T72.
"So, understood?"
"You know you can count on me, now get to the place I'll meet you up later." T73 said through the communicator.
"Yeah meet'ya there." After hanging up the communicator I went to the research center steeling myself for what might come and also if T73 carry out the plan correctly. When I reached the place the first thing I saw was the bin just like the letter said ,above the bin is a screen with a camera one the the screen turned on and a splicer's face appeared.
"Oh, well lookie here the knight in rusty armor has arrived , dump all you're weapons in the bin then you can came inside." All the big daddy weapons was placed in the bin.
"Good now come in." The screen went blank and the door then opened, I went inside and found all sorts of plants oh wait let me say that again all sorts of BURNED plants. "Boy these guys really love they're weed." I reached the main room and saw there were a lot of splicers there and Alice who tied up in chains.
"L24 ran it's a trap!" Alice said.
"Too late girly, alright guys aim and-…..and ….that smell." The splicer that had smoke all around his body turned to the direction where the smoke came from me. I was holding a plant but not just any plant it was marijuana plant and I was burning in my plasmid using hand.
"Hey you're not too bad tin man but-gah" I threw the burning plant directly at the smoking splicers face. The other splicers aware of this prepare to shoot at me but little did they know I had shotgun with me.
"What I thought he got rid of- " one of the splicers said before I blew his brains out.
The other splicers got the chance to shoot me, but they were shot from a rivet that came out from nowhere. Some of the splicers started to freak out so they tried to attack Alice who was still tied up. But I shot them died before they could even touch here.
"What the-"when the smoker splicer got up he saw his entire crew was shot dead. I then pointed my shotgun to his face."B-but how? I saw you dumping you're weapons in the bin." He asked.
"Oh yes, you did saw a big daddy place his weapons in a bin but it wasn't me…."
"It was me." T73 then appeared out of the shadow with both Ellie and Gwen on his back.
"Oh I see." Alice said. "First T73 pretending to be L24 dumped his own weapons in the bin and when L24 came in he still had his weapons on him."
"It's exactly as she said, and as for you um….what's your name?" I said.
"B…..Billy."
"Hey you're the guy we've been long for , hey L24 can I do the final shot?"
"Go right ahead partner." While I went to untie Alice, T73 lifted Billy by his neck "Hey I heard a smokers neck is always on fire so…" Billy's neck started to glow red until it combusted, he trying to put out the fire using his arms but it was all in vein.
"You ok?" I asked Alice.
"Yeah little woozy but fine."
"Hey partner, the turbines are set, the trees are safe well…um for now, can we get the heck out of here I'd kill for a drink right now."
"Alright let's head back to the bathysphere, nothing we can do here but to give Wayner the signal to lift this place."
"Um hey, L24." Alice spoke in a very quite kind of voice
"Huh? Is something wrong Alice?" I asked.
"Oh um, it's nothing I just wanted to say um…thank you."
"Not a problem Alice but you gotta thank T73 too."
"(man ,this guy is one lucky airhead.)" T73 thought.
After making our way out of Arcadia ,Me, T73 and the girls were back inside the cramp bathysphere for another god knows how long trip back.
"Daddy must be sleeping." Gwen said ,she was sitting next to her proctector who was sleeping and leaning against L24.
"So girls what did you do while I was gone?" Alice asked the two girls.
"Oh oh me and Gwen played tic-tac-toe and we learned a new word."
"What word?"
"Son of a bitch." The girls said in unison.
After long trip everyone was back in Wayner's bathysphere port.
"*much* *much* hey Dexter you forgot the mayo!" Wayner was in the middle of eating his sandwich and waiting for us to come back
*Bathysphere rises and the door to it opens*
"Ah you guys are back, so are the- oofff" Wayner was about to complete his sentence when Ellie went over to him and kick him in the nuts."Why'd you do that Ellie?" Wayner said ,now he was in incredible pain.
"Daddy ask me to, he said you did something wrong and asked me to kick you as punishment."
"Oh okay,(oh right ,I almost forgot I accidentally gave them Dexter's porn movie.) Wayner then looked at me ,I then punch one hand with the other meaning if he ever do things like this again LOOK OUT.
"Anyway, nice job on setting the turbines, I'll get some other daddies to weld Arcadia back to where it was, you guys should head back to Bower to report in.
"Alright later Wayner." T73 said while he and the girls leave, use two of fingers to point to my eyes to his eyes then left.
"Note to self never give Ellie anything adult-like."
Side Story.
The bicycle.
"So you want me to fix a bicycle?" Wayner asked
"uh huh." I said, while doing my rounds with Ellie she found a small abandon bicycle, she wanted to ride it so bad but the thing was working right, so why not bring it to Wayner.
"I'm not going to do it."
"Why not?"
"Because this is something an assistant would do, that's why I have Dexter, go ask him instead."
"Fine then."
I walked over to Dexter ,he was in the middle of taking a piece of bone from a drill.
"Hey Dexter."
"Huh, oh it's you L24, what do you want?"
"Can you fix this bike?"
"Aren't you a little too big for bikes anymore?"
"It's for Ellie not me."
"Oh okay, wait here." Dexter placed the bicycle on the table and started to fix it. After a few minutes he was done."Here you go." The bike looked amazing, the wheels were shiny and the seat looked comfortable but for some strange reason there was a revolver taped in between the handles.
"Why is there a gun tapes to the bike?"
"Oh it's for a defense."
"I'm already the defense, and Ellie doesn't even know how to use a gun.
"Don't worry it's when she might wonder off to far from you and the bike, plus using the gun is simple just do this." Dexter the fire the gun, not only did the bike fell over because of the recoil, the bullet actual broke his own #1 scientist.
"That doesn't look completely safe." I said.
"Well…um…. But when her weight would…..your right."
Ok people that's all ,I hope you guys enjoyed a little L24 and Alice moment, also sorry for not updating so long.
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