A/N: Hello again, my sweet darlings. Okay, this story is totally OOC and for that, I apologize. But, this is something that actually happened (different people of course) in my math class today. Even though it's horrible and terribly short, I still appreciate you guys reading ^.^
Mello walked into the classroom, overconfident as always. He spotted three people huddled at a table. Matt, Near, and Linda. They seemed to be talking about something very intently. Mello strut over and heard Linda say, "So, you would, like, totally fuck Near, right? And marry Mello? Then date me?" "Can't all three be Mels?" "No. It's fuck, marry, and date for only one each." "I would probably switch you and Near, but yeah, I'd marry Mello." "Yay! So, Near, it's your turn..." Linda turned to the boy, not noticing Mello right beside her. "Hey, Matty. I heard what you said. Now, you have to rate this sexy boy!" Mello posed, pointing to the ceiling. "What?" "One to ten, ten being the highest." "Alright, ten." "TEN?" "Fine, fine. Eleven." "That's better." Mello walked over to Matt's side. He brushed his fingers through his red locks and kissed the top of his head, finally walking to the pencil sharpener. Suddenly, Near had him pinned against the wall. "I love you, Mello. C'mere, Matt. We can t-bag him." "What the fuck?" Mello pushed Near away, but Near grabbed his arm and pushed him to the floor. Matt came forward and Mello pulled him down, close to his face. "Help me. This kid has gone insane." Matt got pulled to the floor along with Mello. Near sat on top of both of them until Roger showed up and called the class to attention. Mello sat by Matt and when Roger turned around, he got down on his knees. "W-What are you doing?" "Matt...Will you marry me? Serious question, right here." "Umm, no." "Oh, dammit all..."