Welcome to chapter four.

Sorry it took so long. I've been reading to a test.

School, school, school…. Barely have time to anything else.

Warnings:

M/M, rude language, silliness.

Normal POV

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Bob was outside, with Bart tied up under his arms.

"You horrible monster, what have you done to my son!!" Marge screamed, while clutching the doorframe painfully hard. Poor doorframe.

Nelson looked puzzled.

"Who the hell is that?"

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Silence.

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Bob looked shocked. That kid didn't know who he was? But everyone knew who he was.

He was a star! He was 'the' Sideshow Bob, an infamous criminal.

"What the heck do mean you don't know my name?"

"I dunno. Never seen you before." The nerve of that kid. "Never seen me? Have you never watched Krusty the clown?"

"Yup, so what?"

"I was Sideshow Bob, kid. Remember?" Bob said proudly, even though he hated the time he spent as Krustys sidekick.

"Never heard of ya." Bob almost dropped Bart in frustration. "Well, have you ever watched the news?" Nelson raised his eyebrows. "Do I look like someone who cares about the news?"

Well, he doesn't look like it, Bob thought. "Well, I guess not…"

"WRONG, because I do watch the news and I have never heard about you! Haw, haw!!" Bob clenched his fists. The kid was going to pay. Not only did he kiss HIS Bart, but he also insulted the great Bob Underdunk Terwilliger, number 1 villain in Springfield.

"You have made a big mistake, kid." Nelson leaned against the door. "But you don't know my name. Why should I know yours?" Why did they have this conversation?

"Are you an infamous, homicidal maniac?" Bob asked. Nelson thought about it for a second. "Guess not."

Bob smirked. "There you go."

Marge could not believe her ears. "Stop arguing about stupid names! What have you done to my son?"

"Oh, that's right." Bob gave Bart to Marge.

"Marge, I have a confession. You see, I don't hate Bart as you may think. Quite the opposite." Marge clutched her unconscious boy in her arms. "What do mean?" Bob stared right into her eyes.

"I love him, Marge."

Both She and Nelson gasped.

"You like Bart? But you are old!!" Nelson almost lost his balance. Bob sneered. "Why, thank you. But still, that's the truth. I guess this makes us rivals now, doesn't it?" Bob smirked. This would be fun. He was going to win Barts love in front of this meddling kid, who also loves him. Nelson glared. "I'm going beat you, old dude. Bart is going to be mine!"

"Well, we'll see. Until we meet again."

Bob throw a smoke bomb before disappearing.

Marge stared quizzically at the spot where Bob had disappeared from?

"How did he do that?"

Fine, I wrote this chapter awfully fast. But I just wanted to make it to the point when Nelson and Bob are going to shower Bart with (unwanted) attention. Poor Bart…

Please review. It makes people going. (See Blades of Glory, then you'll understand, hehe)

BartyGirl.