Truth or Dare

Hey, thanks for the reviews!

I don't own Kingdom Hearts and Soul Eater, they belong to Square-Enix

-KH-SE-

Me: Yo guys!

Everyone except Johnny and me: (Groans)

Me: Hey, I worked hard for this fic.

Soul: So?

Axel: Yeah, we don't care.

Me: (Points at the door that says: FANGIRLS)

Axel and Soul: (Cringes)

Johnny: Could we start?

Me: Yeah, sure.

This is from nisteriuscide

LOL

BBS trio:kill XEHAWHORE in the goriest,brutal way possible.

aqua,demyx:drown/freeze each other.

aerith,aqua:bitch-slap contest!whoever wins gets to date zack.

ven,sora,zack:pouting contest!

sephiroth:re-enact the aerith dies scene w/ KAIRI as aerith.

heroes:google spengbab,smiledog,bloody tailsDoll pics.

org XIII+xion:get locked in a room w/ barney,justin bieber and pedobear for 14 days.

everyone:DANCE THE CARAMELLDANSEN!

girls:google rule 34 and read it.i'll let it sink..

please update! :)

Me: (Gives the letter to Ven)

Ventus: (Reads it, while Aqua and Terre gathers around him)

BBS Trio: (Grins and looks at Xehanort)

Xehanort: (Gulps and runs)

BBS Trio: (Chases him)

Me: Okay, next!

Johnny: Could I do it?

Me: Of course.

BBS Trio: (Returns)

Me: What happen to Xehanort?

Terra: Hospital.

Johnny: Weird, but anyway, (Gives the letter to Aqua and Demyx)

Aqua and Demyx: Now?

Me: Yes.

Aqua and Demyx: Are you sure?

Me: YES GO NOW!

Demyx: Yes mam!

Aqua and Demyx: (Fights each other)

Me: (Reads the letter) Sorry, but, Aerith not here so maybe next time.

Johnny: And Zack is not here too.

Me: But anyway. (Gives the letter to Sora and Ven)

Sora and Ven: (Looks at each other and shrugs and then starts the contest)

Me: Step right up, people!

Johhny: Who will win in the pouting contest?

Me: Is it Sora?

Johnny: Or Ven?

Me and Johnny: Or A tie!

Lord Death: I'll vote for Sora!

Blackstar: No way dude, Ven will win!

Lord Death: REAPER CHOP! (Chops Blackstar)

Blackstar: (At the ground, unconscious)

Tsubaki: (Sighs and takes out a first-aid kit)

Kairi and Aqua: Tie.

Two hours later

Me: And the winner is….

Johnny: (Opens envelope and reads it) It's a tie!

Me: So, Kairi and Aqua won the bet.

Lord Death and Blackstar: Awww…

Me: Anyway, let's move on. (Reads it) Again, Sephiroth is not here.

Johnny: So, we'll be doing another dare.

Me: (Reads it) This will be fun. (Types something in my laptop) Hey guys, check this out!

Everyone: (Looks at my laptop) HOLY $&%!

Me: I know! Here's another one. (Types something in my laptop)

Everyone: (Looks at my laptop) DOUBLE $&%!

Me: (Laughs)

Johnny: Wow, that's a creepy smile.

Me: I know, last one. (Types something in my laptop)

Everyone: (Looks at my laptop) TRIPLE $&%!

Me and Johnny: (Laughs)

Everyone: (Glares at me and Johnny)

Me: Okay, moving on. (Reads the letter and grins) Hey Johnny!

Johnny: Yes?

Me: (Whispers something)

Johnny: (Grins)

Me: (Calls the Organization 13)

Xemnas: What is it?

Me: Could you please get the heavy craters for us?

Axel: No way!

Johnny: Then you're a chicken.

Vexen: We're what?

Me: You heard us.

Johnny: Yeah, your chickens.

Xigbar: We are not Chickens.

Me: Then get the craters over there (Points at the door)

Luxord: We are not going to lift some boxes!

Me and Johnny: (Makes a chicken noise)

Xemnas: ALRIGHT! We'll do it. Just stop the chicken noises.

Me: Okay. (Winks at Johnny)

Johnny: (Winks back at me)

Organization 13: (Goes to the door)

Me: NOW!

Soul: (Closes the doors)

Johnny: Now Sora!

Sora: (Locks the door)

Me: Good team work (High fives with Johnny)

Johnny: I know.

Me: Anyway, ( Reads the letter) Hey guys!

Everyone: Yes?

Me: Let's dance the CARAMELLDANSEN dance!

Everyone: (Dances the Caramelldansen dance)

Me: Okay, that's enough.

Everyone: (Stops)

Me: Okay, let's do another one!

This is from nisteriuscide

souleater gang:watch lady gaga-telephone.

girls:google 2girls1finger video and watch it.

axel:read ansem retort.

everyone:google Rule 34 and read it.i'll let that sink in..

sora,roxas,ven:tie respectively;kairi,xion,terra AND aqua to chairs.

souleater:call in billions of yaoi fangirls to attack the above victims.

everyone:here's a big wad of popcorn to watch the ensuing rap-i mean torture..

villains:take turns maiming the heroes.

please update!

Me: Hey Johnny, there's a dare for the Soul Eater gang!

Johnny: Oh boy! (Reads it out loud) Everyone, watch Lady Gaga-Telephone

Me: (Types something) Here watch this.

SE gang: (Watches the video)

Soul: I'll be at the restroom. (Goes to the restroom)

Maka: (Covers face with a book)

Me: Awkward… (Reads the letter) Hey girls!

All of the girls: Yes?

Me: We have a dare.

Kairi: What is it?

Me: (Types something in my laptop)

All of the girls: (Watches the video)

Me: I'll be at the restroom. Johnny, you take charge of the dares, I'll be right back. (Leaves)

Johnny: Okay! (Reads the letter) Since Axel isn't here, we'll skip that. (Gives the letter to Sora and Ven)

Sora and Ventus: (Reads it)….. We can't do that!

Johnny: Excuse me for a second. (Goes to the restroom) Hey, how am I suppose to do if they won't do the dares?

Me: Here. (Gives him the tazer)

Johnny: Thanks. (Returns and shows Sora an Ven the tazer)

Sora and Ven: (Cringes) Alright we'll do it.

Sora: Sorry for doing this. (Ties Kairi)

Kairi: Don't worry, it's just a dare.

Ventus: Sorry guys. (Ties Aqua and Terra)

Aqua: It's okay, Ven.

Johnny: Anyway. (Gives the letter to Soul, who came back)

Soul: (Reads it) How should I call them?

Johnny: Oh don't worry, I already called them.

Soul: You What!

Yaoi fan: There he is! Get him!

Soul: (Runs away)

Yaoi fan: (Chases Soul)

Me: I'm back!

Johnny: Great! We're on our next dare (Gives the letter to the villains)

Villains: (Grins evily and glances the heroes)

Heroes: (Gulps and runs away)

Villains: (Chases them)

Me: (Eating popcorn) Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Johnny: I know

Me: Well that's it, stay tuned for the next truth or dare with the KH

Johnny: And SE.

Me and Johnny: Bye! (Continuous to watch)

Me: Ouch!

Johnny: I know

-KH-SE-

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