A/N: What's this? Is this another update in less than two weeks? Fuck yeah! 8D Okay excuse my potty-mouth but I'll thank Hailstorm234 and InsanityAintOptional and, to answer what you assumed, yes, I am a Hetalian~ However, Apollo acting like Prussia is unintentional. I never realized that until after rereading the first Apollo's POV XD
Warning: Bits of Chapter 2 of the original My Immortal and F-bombs
Disclaimer: I don't anything because this fic is just… a parody…?
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Apollo Appleton – Gryffindor
Now where the hell is Helen? I can't believe she suddenly ran out without Diana and me noticing. Her sleuthing skills would probably be an awesome way to help our awesome plan to spy on Ebo-whatever her name is because it's not like I (or we) care. Now, back to the topic, I'm finding Helen. Wherever that woman went, I don't know. I hope she's stalking Vampire and end her life so that everything would be normal again! Yay!
I must admit though, the thought of Vampire makes me forget something, as if my brain keeps on insisting that I have forgotten something but wouldn't tell me what. Look, it seems that I have seen Vampire once before… I just can't remember when, where and how.
So while trying to find Helen through the halls, I saw Potter wearing… black. And also wearing those black stuff women wear in their eyes. Complete with piercings… and looking so… punk… or gothic. I don't think there's going to be a punk/Goth concert around here in the Magical community because of obvious reasons that might happen between Muggles and the Wizarding people.
"Uh, hi, Potter, looking… awesome today, huh?" I said, trying to sound cheerful
Potter looked at me, his… now-red eyes looking quite sad. I wonder why. Maybe Ginny Weasley dumped him.
"What do you want?" Potter responded, sounding miserable… now wait a minute. Harry Potter never responded to me in that way. Every time I said something, he'd politely respond or if I complimented him, he'd either say 'Thanks' or, if annoyed by Malfoy, would say 'Thanks' in a calm way. I observed him for a moment and I think he looks… paler now.
"Err… nothing." I replied flatly "You okay, Potter? You look unawesomely pale!"
"I'm fine!" Potter growled, showing some fangs and- WHAT THE FUCK? Did I just see fangs in Potter's mouth?
"P-Potter, w-when did you g-get fangs?" I said, and no I did not unawesomely stutter, thank you very much
"I'm now a vampire." Potter admitted miserably, well he should be miserable because being a vampire is bad news
Feeling very unsafe now, I decided to just… leave Potter alone "Oh I see, uh, if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead now." I told Potter carefully so that he wouldn't snap and possibly kill me before I started to walk away as quick as I can.
"That was a close one…" I thought, turning around a corner and finally saw Helen.
"Hey, Helen, why'd you leave me and Diana?" I called out as she jumped in surprise and nearly hexed me
"You idiot" Helen exclaimed, scowling "Why'd you surprise me?"
"Well, you ran out without Diana and me noticing!" I responded sheepishly, though, Helen looked a bit skeptical
"You sure?" she replied dryly
I nodded my head in response "Anyway, Diana and I have this awesome plan in getting Vampire Bitch in trouble!"
This seemed to cheer Helen up because her scowl disappeared and it was replaced by a huge, manic grin.
"Okay, now tell me, my awesome albino ally!" Helen proclaimed and I could see a glint of mischief in her eyes. Then I began explaining to her the details of our plan that we will awesomely execute tomorrow. Helen listened to my explanation intently before nodding in agreement.
"Now that's an awesome idea!" she remarked with a sly grin and I'm not sure if my ears are playing tricks on me or if I really heard Helen mumble "Oh my sweet revenge for Enoby…" before she suddenly leapt in happiness, huh, it seems that she now hates the Vampire and is willing to have her revenge.
I laughed nervously at that before asking Helen what she is up to and why she disappeared so suddenly in the library.
"Oh, I'm planning to get back on Vampire" Helen explained with a shrug before putting away her wand back in her robe "But since you told me your plans, I think my revenge I was about to do to her now could wait."
"Okay, so aren't you supposed to be doing homework with Diana? You share Transfiguration, right?" I replied
Helen suddenly looked shocked "O-o-oh yeah! I forgot!" she cried before she started to dash back to the library, her bag swinging as she ran as fast as she can "Thanks for reminding me!"
"No problem." I responded as I watched her run before taking a deep breath, not that I'm feeling nervous, of course! It's just… where the hell did I hear the Vampire's name? It's been bothering me for a while ever since she mentioned her name. I mean when I asked Diana, she looked quite horrified that I mused that why I thought Vampire looks familiar. It's not like Enoby tried to hurt me before… right? Oh well…
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So on the next day, Diana, Helen and I decided to finally go ahead and execute our 'Stalk Vampire Bitch' plan A as Helen nonchalantly dubbed it. This morning, Helen, and her spying skills, pretended to just go to the Potions classroom to 'check on something' just to see who Vampire hangs out with. So now while Helen is doing that, Diana and I are pretending to have a 'civil debate' (as Diana calls it) about how the Minister should go and improve or do something different then fire all the corrupt or prejudiced Ministry Officials at the courtyards where we sat on some benches after waking up early and had breakfast. Well, it was the only discussion we could come up with without getting too much attention since no one in the school cares much about the Ministry… maybe except for those students who have an ambition to run as Minister sometime in their futures.
"So you were saying that the Ministry needs to get rid of those… corrupt officials?" I asked Diana
"Yes but of course it wouldn't be easy to do so." Diana casually answered as she brushed a stray strand of hair to her ear.
Later, I noticed Helen now walking toward us, looking quite smug. I bet she found out something useful…
"So what did you find out?" Diana asked, looking pretty excited to hear what Helen found out… typical women.
"Well" Helen began "I was casually walking by, pretending to mind my own business while actually eavesdropping and I heard some useful information yet disturbing at the same time."
"Okay, okay, we get it, so spit it out!" Diana demanded, shaking Helen, who looked a bit annoyed at the action but she nonetheless continued
"It's just that Draco Malfoy asked out Vampire to a concert in Hogsmeade and the disturbing part of that is…" Helen said, pausing for a dramatic effect "The concert is a Muggle concert by a Muggle band of the name Good-something."
"Good Something…? What kind of a band name is that?" I asked, feeling slightly disgusted with the band name
"No, I meant, the band's name starts with 'Good.'" Helen replied with a shrug "I didn't quite catch the rest of the name because Vampire, all of a sudden, started squealing in delight. Oh and she blushed when I heard her and her colorful-haired friend talk about Malfoy. Vampires are not capable of blushing right?"
"Vampires can't blush!" I protested. Come on, it's impossible for a vampire to blush! What's with vampire logic nowadays? What are next, vampires that sparkle under the sun instead screaming in agony under the sun?
"I'll take that as a 'Yes, vampires don't and can't blush.'" Helen responded
"But-but-but I thought vampires are not supposed to blush?" Diana spluttered, looking utterly confused
"That's what I said." I told my sister
"Still!" she exclaimed, meaning, she lost the argument for this
"And speaking of Muggle bands, how on in the name of Merlin could they play in Hogsmeade?" I mused "I mean, isn't that banned or something? For Muggles without any immediate relation to the Muggleborns, I mean."
"You have a point there…" Helen responded
"Unless someone is trying to mess up with the Wizarding world or something…" I mumbled, thinking about the possibilities of how a Muggle band could perform in Hogsmeade without any permission from the Ministry or relation to any Muggleborn.
"Well, I reckon we start Plan A tonight." Helen suggested, crossing her arms across her chest
We all sat (or in Helen's case, standing) in silence before deciding to agree with Helen's suggestion. So after that, Diana asked Helen to sit down and we chatted about different things for a few hours before heading back to the Great Hall for lunch and went to the library to finish some schoolwork that would be due next week, we wouldn't want to worry about those while we stalk the vampire, so there! We did schoolwork until Helen looked at the time and said that we should get going to Hogsmeade immediately to prepare for whatever is going to happen.
There's one flaw in our plan though: we all forgot to think about how to get out of Hogwarts and sneak into Hogsmeade without getting into trouble. Wow. That was so fucking awesome. Note the sarcasm.
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A/N: I admit, I don't know how my brain invented the term 'Vampire Bitch…' maybe because I've been reading way too many Hetalia Fanfics…
I'll be honest... this is probably the longest multi-chapter fic I'm working on because I usually lose my muse after three-five chapters. Must be the reviewers' influence :'D
Anyway, Constructive Criticisms are welcome and if I missed anything, feel free to point it out~ ^_^
So… review please? :3