Note: For those who don't know, Xiao Lang is the Chinese version of Syaoran's name meaning Little wolf. Yes Chiaki you will be doing lots of yelling and commanding as well as name calling. You may be slightly insane as well.
Seto: I refuse to say it. Somebody else do it.
Chiaki: *appears dramatically* THEN I WILL DO IT! *finds tall chair and stands on it* HA! Hahahahaha! HA! Hahahahaha!
Seto: Why do you people keep on appearing before you're suppose too?
Chiaki: BECAUSE IT ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF YOU LITTLE PEASANT! NOW YOU THERE WITH THE BROWN HAIR!
All three Syaorans: Y-yes?
Chiaki: NO NOT YOU, YOU!
Syaoron: Y-ye-yes?
Chiaki: DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Syaoron: But I thought you said y-
Chiaki: NO EXCUSES PEASANT! (she's still standing on the chair by the way)
Syaoron: Yes! Sorry ma'am! Seto-san does not own Tsubasa or it's characters, she does however own me (in a way), herself, Mavis, Alice, and Chiaki-san?
Chiaki: Humph, I guess that will have to do. NOW ALL THREE OF YOU PUT THESE COLLARS ON LIKE THE DOGS THAT YOU ARE! HA! Hahahahaha! *flamming background and scary music playing*
Mavis: Oh my god, I think she's even more insane then I am!
Everyone but Mavis and Chiaki: *gasps dramatically*
Seto: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! *It's the End of the World music starts to play*
Another Note:And thus the insanity began for real. So if you thought this was already insane, you were horribly mistaken. Now enjoy! Seto's POV, Mavis's POV, Alice's POV, Chiaki's POV, and Syaoron's POV. That's five POV'S that will be in this chapter!
Warning: Serious language and the terrifying Chiaki when she's bored and working with Yuuko.
Seto's POV
"FUCK YOU FEI WANG REED! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I SHOVE THE NINJA'S SWORD DOWN YOUR ANNOYING ASS THROAT!"
"WHAT! I SHOULD BE THE ONE DOING THAT NOT YOU WITCH!"
"TO DAMN BAD! USE YOUR FRYING PAN!"
"HOLD IT! IF ANYONE IS GOING TO SHOVE A SWORD DOWN HIS THROAT, THEN IT'S GOING TO BE ME!", shouted Xiao Lang.
"YOU WISH PEASANTS!", shouted some random girl that appeared practically out of no where.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?", shouted Kurogane, Seto, and Xiao Lang in perfect unison. Fei Wang was just sitting there watching amusedly and everyone else was trembling, except Fai he was smiling that goofy grin of his.
"Your worst nightmare!", the strange girl replied, "I'm serious, my name is Chiaki and I'm here to cause you temporary hell.", she said.
The group just stared in shock until Seto spoke up. "No thanks we already get that from ass chin here.", said Seto pointing to Fei Wang.
"Kukuku,", Chiaki started to laugh evilly and then was suddenly standing on a very tall chair, "I don't think you understand, when I said I was going to cause you temporary hell, I meant it and wasn't going to take no for an answer, and to prove it I'M GOING TO STAND IN YOUR WAY OF KILLING ASS CHIN HERE! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER! HA! Hahahahaha! HA! Hahahahaha!", Chiaki yelled laughing evilly still on her abnormally tall chair with a royal cape or something blowing behind her.
"Dear god, and we thought Mavis was mad.", said Seto.
"What did she mean by temporary?", asked Syaoron more to himself then the others.
Chiaki was still laughing like a madman, or woman more like. Fai was still smiling, Kurogane was staring in horror, Syaoran was trying to understand what was happening. Xiao Lang was debating on whether or not to send a bolt of lightning at the new maniac and then return to trying to kill ass chin. Syaoron was trying to ignore his growing headache while trying to calm down Seto. Seto was trying to claw out ass chins eyes as well as Chiaki's. Sakura was panicking with Alice. Mokona was laughing yet again, and Mavis...Mavis was drinking the dreaded coffee once again, and nobody noticed. All of this continued for at least five minutes and only ended because...
"Kukuku...I'll kill him...I'm going to cut him up into a thousand pieces and feed him to the turtles...kukukukuku...", Seto had finally lost it. Nine black tails appeared from behind her and in instant a pitch black fox the size of a pony with nine tails, that looked like they had been dipped in scarlet ink at the tips, was standing in front of the group growling menacingly. What's more is that Mavis had gone hyper again, Alice had turned invisible, and Chiaki was holding a whip that she didn't have before. Syaoron had turned into a chocolate brown wolf with a blue right eye, and was also growling menacingly. The hell that Chiaki had mentioned, had officially begun.
Mavis's POV
The yelling had started again, but Mavis didn't care, at least until some random girl appeared out of no where.
"YOU WISH PEASANTS!", she had yelled.
Seto and the other two that were arguing had yelled something back, but Mavis didn't hear it. She was more interested in the person laughing manically in front of her. She didn't recognize this person and judging by her master's reaction, she didn't know her either. Even though she had never met this person she still felt as if she new her, wonder why?
"Dear god, and we thought Mavis was mad.", said Seto.
Ah that's probably why. They're both lunatics. Yes there's no doubt that that is the reason.
Satisfied from discovering why she felt like she knew this so called Chiaki, Mavis decided to reward herself with a nice cup of coffee. This time she finished without being interrupted and was about to go insane when she noticed her master go Kill Any Bastard That Always Gets In My Way Evil Mode or KABTAGIMWE Mode for short.
Oh dear, this isn't very good is it, thought Mavis as she watched the chaos not at all noticing that she had gone hyper mode herself.
Alice's POV
Alice was terrified. She had no idea what the hell was happening. Three people were yelling, her friend Seto one of them, that guy called Fai was smiling, some guy with an ass chin was in a hole that was floating in air or something, and another lunatic appeared out from under the bed claiming to cause everyone temporary hell. What the hell? She just couldn't understand it all, it was to much for her. The fact that the person called Chiaki was even more insane then Mavis scared her even more.
Ah, what do I do what do I do? I don't know what to do!, thought Alice as the girl called Chiaki continued to laugh evilly. Maybe Mavis can help? Ah but Mavis is crazy too, ahhh I don't know what to do! Seto and Syaoron are getting closer to the KABTAGIMWE Mode, I just met Fai, Kurogane is scary, Mokona isn't any help, and Sakura wouldn't know what to do either!
As Alice continued to panic she didn't notice realize that she had unintentionally turned herself invisible to hide.
Chiaki's POV
So these were the people that she was to cause hell to. Three people that looked exactly the same, which she figured was the three Syaoran's, a blond called Fai, a ninja known as Kurogane, another blond called Mavis, a girl with long brown hair called Seto, another brunette called Alice, and the last girl was no doubt Sakura. Yuuko had told her all about the group and where to find them, she herself was currently hiding under the bed waiting to make her entrance.
"HOLD IT! IF ANYONE IS GOING TO SHOVE A SWORD DOWN HIS THROAT, THEN IT'S GOING TO BE ME!", shouted one of the three Syaorans.
Now is my chance, "YOU WISH PEASANTS!", she yelled.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?", three of the group shouted.
That's a rude way to ask someone their name, she thought, then she grinned evilly, "Your worst nightmare!", she replied. "I'm serious, my name is Chiaki and I'm here to cause you temporary hell.", Chiaki finished.
"No thanks we already get that from ass chin here.", the girl known as Seto said pointing to Fei Wang.
"Kukuku,", Chiaki started to laugh evilly. Before I say anything I need to find an abnormally tall chair, as if on cue an abnormally tall chair appeared and Chiaki instantly climbed onto it.
"I don't think you understand, when I said I was going to cause you temporary hell, I meant it and wasn't going to take no for an answer, and to prove it I'M GOING TO STAND IN YOUR WAY OF KILLING ASS CHIN HERE! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER! HA! Hahahahaha! HA! Hahahahaha!", Chiaki yelled laughing evilly. She then found a royal cape and put it on, and using a fan she had brought with her, made it look as if a wind were blowing it.
After laughing for about five minutes, Chiaki decided to get a whip and use it to annoy the group. Of course she found one lying conveniently on the floor. That was her special ability after all. To get what ever she wants when ever. If she loses something, she'll find it. If she needs something, it will appear randomly before her or she'll buy it. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as she want's it she will get it.
Syaoron's POV
Shit, was all Syaoron thought as he watched his girlfriend, Seto, argue with a man called Kurogane, who he had become friends with quickly, and one of the boys that looked like him, Xiao Lang was his name.
He didn't think anything worse could happen until some crazy girl appeared spouting total nonsense, as far as he was concerned.
Oh for the love of, how come no one is coming to see what all the noise is about? I mean really, most of us know that Seto's dad is home, and I know he isn't deaf. Syaoron asked himself as he began to get a headache from all of the racket.
Who's this Chiaki person anyway, and,"What did she mean by temporary?", he asked himself attempting to ignore the splitting pain growing in his head.
Shoot, now Seto's trying to claw out the eyes of the guy with the ass chin as well as this Chiaki person. Man, why am I one of the few sensible people. He thought as he went up to hold his girlfriend back. How is it that no ones gotten hurt yet?
"Seto please calm down for a moment, please?", he asked.
"NEVER!", she yelled back.
Dammit, this is not going to end well, I know it, I just know it. And he tried again and again to calm Seto down for five minutes but failed in the end.
"Kukuku...I'll kill him...I'm going to cut him up into a thousand pieces and feed him to the turtles...kukukukuku...", Seto said finally losing it.
Fuck. Was all he had time to think before his girlfriend suddenly went KABTAGIMWE Mode, in other words turn into a giant black nine tailed fox.
Well fine, if everyone is going to go beserk, then so am I dammit! he thought before turning into a chocolate brown wolf with one blue right eye. It's no fun being one of the few calm ones, I'm tired of it! I'm going let loose and rip that ass chined guy's arm right off, because it's all his damned fault!
And with that madness ensued.
Authors Note: Good? Bad? Who cares? REVEIW! The sixth chapter is done! Be happy! I am. I have no clue what will happen it just kind of comes randomly when I'm typing it all up, but who cares! Ja ne!