Greetings everyone! This chapter of Gun X RWBY is going to be a bit shorter, mainly to balance out the next few chapters. Just another reminder that I am looking for any ideas on Jaune's Semblance. So far we have;
1. Berserk Mode (By Adislt, ZonZus, & AndyScull)
2. Inventory/Armory (By Adislt)
3. Sniper (By ZonZus)
4. Forcefield (By ZonZus)
Side Note: I just caught the first episode of RWBY Chibi Season 3 and after watching it an idea came to my mind and so I've included a little Gun X RWBY Chibi omake at the end of the chapter. Hope you all enjoy!
Till next time!
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Chapter Six
It's been a good 5 years for our resident miniature mercenary. After the birth of Ruby Rose, Jaune had taken it upon himself to essentially becoming her "older brother". A place that was well received by the other members of the family. Now finally able to speak coherently and having full control over his muscles, Jaune has been able to dive back into his old life's habits of training his body. But where was he?
Ah, that's right. Jaune and his childhood friend, Yang, were both at elementary school. More specifically eating their lunches outside on the playground.
In many ways Yang reminded Jaune of some of his students and friends at Mikado High. Her long, flowing, blonde hair reminded him of Giselle's own. While her bombastic and excitable personality reminded him of the Saiga Sisters. And much like his old friends, she, too, has her annoyances. This comes in the form of god awful puns.
"Hey Jaune, what do you call a group of blondes?" asked Yang, grinning at her childhood friend.
"Yang, please, don't-" pleaded Jaune, only to get cut off by Yang.
"A blonderhood! Haha!" exclaimed Yang, laughing at her own pun while Jaune tried desperately to cover his ears with anything he could find.
AAAGGGHHH!
Get the picture?
But it wasn't all bad, now that Jaune could hold actual conversations with others, he's been able to learn more about his new family and spend more time with them.
Rouge would almost consistently steal him away from the others to be used as a model for one of her fashion projects, though she never said what the project was for. She'd mostly have him work beside her, mainly as an assistant or glorified model for her "manly" clothing. And sometimes she'd bring in Chrome to join them and they'd all work together to help Rouge on her projects.
Clementine had been spending time with him by playing him in games of Dustball, which now that he thought about it was a lot more dangerous than anything else. Apparently the whole point of the game is that each team has five players and both teams must deliver a singular spherical device to the opponents' goal to score a point. Each player is assigned a designated Dust Projection Bracer, or D.P.B., that enables players the ability to project and bend the elements, which they can then use to either help their own teammates or hinder their opponents. But Clementine seemed to enjoy it and Iris and Orville appear to be alright with the amount of danger the game possesses so it was alright with Jaune, after all he did WAY more dangerous things in his old life.
Chiffon had apparently taken it upon herself to teach Jaune the more "mundane" way of living; things like, cooking, cleaning, sewing, taxes, and just about everything else she could think of. But the motherly sister apparently hid a much darker personality beneath her...she was an extreme motorcycle racer. Once she got on one of those two-wheeled demon bikes it was like a switch went off in her head and she'd become a completely different person.
With Verde things were...strange. First she'd make sure to write a full report on his vital systems and emotional, mental, and physical stress. Then she'd have him help her in any sort of experiments she happened to be working on, sometimes it was a rouge robotic drone and other times it was a death ray...yes, a death ray...moving on. But more often then not, Verde just enjoyed spending time with him and having what she'd call "Familial Unit Interaction Test". Which confused him but he understood what she meant.
Jazz, was more of the "wildcard" of the Arc family. She'd pull him away to listen to some of her new songs, most of them were your generic hardcore punk rock music but it was her heartfelt, emotional songs that Jaune enjoyed the most as they showed him what Jazz truly was beneath her punk-rocker-self, a girl who genuinely enjoyed writing music and had pride in what she did. And she had even begun teaching him to play the guitar.
And where Jazz was the outspoken, energetic, rocker girl of the Arcs, Violet was her polar opposite. She was a quiet introvert, who preferred sit with Jaune and read one of her favorite books or engage in silent conversations. And sometimes she and Jaune would engage in some dancing, to which she'd teach him various dance styles and the history behind them. Which was not only an enjoyable activity with his sister but was also a good way of stretching his muscles and making him more flexible, which would help him leaps and bounds with training.
And lastly there was Chrome. Unlike most of the Faunus Jaune had met, where they would hide their traits in fear of persecution and malice from the human race, she would walk about with a smile on her face, proud of her heritage and even more proud of the family she had. Of course it also helped when Jaune would "protect" her from bullies by making use of his monstrous killing intent. It was enough to send most trained adults scuring back home. Chrome enjoyed art to an insane degree and showed unbelievable talent in it as well. Even at a young age, she was nearly an expert in any form of art you could imagine. Her greatest project was painting a family portrait that she painted when she was five years old, this was just an inkling of the amount of artistic talent she possessed and Jaune and the rest of the family were so proud of her.
But there was one member of the Arc family that was desperately trying to spend time with Jaune to no avail.
His father.
Orville had been trying day after day to find some way of spending time with his only son but any and all interactions with the boy was left to a few seconds at breakfast before Orville had to go to work and Iris would take Jaune to school. After which he'd be so busy working as the miltia leader and providing protection that he'd barely have any free time to stop and call. After by the time he'd get home Jaune would be fast asleep. and don't get him started on the weekends when both of them were free. He'd go out and look for Jaune but the boy would go off and disappear for hours at a time.
No, there was little Orville could do to spend time with his boy.
Unless.
No, Iris would castrate him for even bringing it up.
But.
She'd not even castrate him, she'd down right make a sport out it.
Although.
Stop it.
However.
Enough.
Perhaps.
STOP!
No, if he and his son were going to bond, he'd have to do something drastic.
Or.
He'd have to get it by his wife without her knowledge.
How about.
Wait a moment, he could use the excuse that he and his son are going to visit his old teammates in Mistral!
Seriously?
Yes, that's it!
There's no way she'll believe that.
She'll completely believe it!
It's moronic.
It's brilliant!
You know what nevermind, fuck it. If you want to suffer death and humiliation at the hands of Iris, then fine.
The Arc men are going to Mistral!
Elsewhere, Iris felt a liquid drip down her palms and after opening her crystal clear eyes, she noticed that her tea cup had a crack in it. No doubt from her squeezing it too had. Iris placed the cracked tea cup onto the table, sighing before crossing her arms and sitting back, a singular word escaping her mouth.
"Orville." said the glaring housewife.
It wouldn't be until hours later when Jaune had started walking back towards the house from his usual hidden training area. The breeze of the wind racing through the branches above him as he walked closer to the white two-story house of the Arcs. His blue eyes widening as he took notice of his seven older sisters outside of the house as noises came from the house.
Walking up to his sister Jazz, her spiky neon-blue hair bouncing around her shoulders as she turned to see him. Her usual vibrant eyes hidden behind her glasses. Today she was wearing her regular white sleeveless jacket and blue sports shorts. "Hey Jay." she said, smiling at her little brother.
"Hi Jazz, what's going on?" he asked, gesturing to the house as a glass window broke, before falling to the ground. The raging scream of Iris following suit, "Orville get your ass back here!"
To which the mountain man exclaimed with fear, "AAAHHH! Someone help me!"
"Oh, that. 'Parently dad wanted to talk with mom 'bout somethin' and then mom told us to wait outside and not even 2 seconds afterwards...this happened." said Jazz.
"Does this happen a lot?" he asked.
"Eh, only when dad wants to do something stupid and tries to lie to mom about it." said Jazz. "Speaking of which, where did you go off to?" she asked, looking down at her little brother.
"For a walk." said Jaune, hiding his true intentions.
"You really like going on walks, don't you? I can understand that, seven sisters and Yang constantly trying to admit her feelings for you. Sometimes a person needs to take a walk." said Jazz, her mentioning of Yang, causing him to grumble.
"She doesn't have feelings for me, she's just really affectionate." said Jaune, his denseness towards girls and their affection coming through.
"Oh, Jaune. One day. One day." said Jazz, making Jaune grumble some more.
"Besides even if she did have affections towards me, it wouldn't work, because I am not a lolicon." thought Jaune, before turning his attention back to the house as more girlish screams echoed from within it.
Several minutes had past as the Arc children took their spots around the yard. Rouge was braiding Chrome's hair. Jazz was playing on her guitar. Verde was tinkering with her "universal" remote. Chiffon was looking through her small personal cookbook and sitting beside her was Violet, reading her one little book. And Clementine was playing a game of Dustball with Jaune.
The sky above them was a clear azure blue sky with white puffy clouds roaming in the distance like cows on a pasture. In all actuality it was very beautiful day outside. A nice and quiet day.
"DEAR GOD, HELP ME!" screamed Orville.
A nice and quiet day, indeed.
And finally, after two hours of listening to Orville scream like a little girl, Iris dragged the mountain man by the ear outside and him kneel in front of the house.
"Girls, your father wants to take Jaune away for the next three weeks on a trip through Mistral." said Iris, drawing the ire of her girls, who all turned to glare at their father.
"Father, while I respect you in every way a daughter should, I must say that you absolutely moronic. Jaune is a child, he cannot make such a dangerous journey! And besides what would he wear!?" shouted Rouge, always making sure to let everyone know of the misery of having unfashionable clothes.
"Dad you can't take Jaune! Who's gonna help me with my Dustball practices? There's no way Rouge and her "delicate" fingers can do it!" shouted Clementine, causing Rouge to scoff at her.
"As if I'd ever participate in such a barbaric activity." said Rouge.
"Please you're just too "delicate" to get your hands dirty, princess." said Clementine, smirking as her twin began fuming.
"I told you not to call me that, you gorilla!" shouted Rouge. Clementine's own brow began to shift into anger.
"Oh you wanna see a gorilla? 'Cause I'm about to go "ape shit" on you!" shouted Clementine before lunging at her twin sister.
The two of them began to rustle and tussle around the ground, their slim and slender bodies wrestling against each other as a brown cloud of dirt piled up around them.
Chiffon, seeing things were getting out of hand was attempting to diffuse the situation along with Verde.
"Um...Rouge...Clemmy...um...can you please...um...stop...if that's okay?" stuttered Chiffon, who was dragged into the scuffle, followed by Verde, followed by Jazz, then Violet, and lastly Chrome, who dove straight into the pile.
both Iris and Jaune sighed, pinching the bridged of their noses as the girls all wrestling with each other.
"I hate children." said Iris, glaring at the girls.
"You and me, both." thought Jaune, watching the scuffle before Iris widened her mouth to say;
"GIRLS! FRONT AND CENTER! NOW!" shouted Iris, in a drill sergeant-like fashion.
And in response to their mother's words, the girls all stood at arms' length from each other, their right hands closed into a fist and placed over their hearts and with a resounding cry, shouted out; "YES, MA'AM!"
"Heh, well this brings back memories." thought Jaune, smirking as Iris went into her own version of "Drill Sergeant Mode."
And while Iris stood, arms crossed, as the wild wind raced through her rainbow-colored hair, giving her an aura of a well-trained warrior, her husband, Orville was left starstuck and awe at his wife.
"I love that monster of a woman." said Orville, smiling a goofy grin. His cheeks reddening from watching his wife.
"Oh god, its Gaston and Jeanne all over again." thought Jaune, remember when he introduced Gaston to Jeanne on their first mission together.
Finally, Iris sighed and raised her right hand, a gesture symbolizing that it was time to hold their tongues while she spoke.
"Now, after giving it some thought and having a "heated debate" with your father, I've decided that I will allow your father to take Jaune to Mistral as a sort of "father/son vacation". she said, raising her right hand once again as several of the girls were about to open their mouths.
"Girls, your father and brother have spent limitless amounts of time with all of you. And sometimes men need to spend time with other men to relax. So I will hear no arguments from anyone and this friday they will go on their trip." said Iris, making the girls lower their heads in disappointment, before walking over to her husband and holding his chin and raising it so their eyes connected. "But mark my words, Orville. If ANYTHING happens to Jaune, I swear to the brothers above that I will personally make you regret ever marrying me. Understand?" said Iris, her tone telling Orville all the horrors he will face if Jaune is hurt.
But instead of Orville being terrified of his wife, he stared into her crystal clear eyes like a lovesick puppy. "I love you so much, my rainbow goddess." said Orville.
Iris, smirked and placed a chaste kiss on his forehead. "I love you too, my mountain man." Before lifting him over her shoulder and bringing him into the house but not before looking back at the kids who were watching with a mixture of shame and disgust on their faces. "Girls, Jaune, why don't all of you go out and have some fun in town. Mommy and daddy are going to "talk" some more." she giggled before walking back into the house.
"Yeah, definitely like Gaston and Jeanne." thought Jaune before walking back to train.
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Gun X RWBY Chibi: Chapter One
How in the bloody hell did it turn out like this?
First his parents decided to send him off to some summer camp.
Then Summer decided to let Yang go along with them.
THEN for some unknown reason Blake randomly shows up.
AND NOW here he was having to listen to some tall, lanky, guy sing a blasted song for three freakin' hours!
According to the guy's nametag, his name was David and he was a camp counselor at this blasted camp.
"And that kids is why being here at Camp Campbell will be a rich and exciting time. Any questions?" David asked.
And instantly Yang's hand raised above the others.
"Yes...um...Yang! What is your question?" he asked, sounding overly enthusiastic.
"So where's boxing camp? That's what my mom signed me up for." said Yang, already wearing her yellow boxing gloves.
"Why here at Camp Campbell you can most surely find that many of our activities will meet and excced any qualifications you'd find at your standard boxing camp.
And just as Yang put her hand down, another raised, this time belonging to Blake.
"Yes, Blake. What's your question?" asked David.
"Where's a quiet place I can read?" she asked, holding her book under her arm.
"You'll find that our personal public library to be a very peaceful and quiet place to let your imagination run free." he said, waving his arms around like a moron.
After Blake lowered her hand another raised, that left...Jaune to face David, who had been staring at him with a look of psychotic joy.
"And what questions do you have Jaune?" asked David.
"Where's the nearest exit out of this fucking nightmare?" asked Jaune.
"Jaune. Language. We do not appreciate that kind of talk here at Camp Campbell." stated David, crossing his arms and remaining unaware to the camp's janitor?, chef?, or something dragging a dead Ursa behind him and towards the mess hall.
But the others noticed.
"Now I'll be off preparing the camp's atrium so that we can all have a very special camp out, where we can roast marshmallows and tell funny stories. Till then please feel free to explore and have lots of fun!" exclaimed David before walking away and leaving the three of them.
"That's it, I'm leaving." said Jaune, walking away before being followed by Yang and Blake.
"Hey Jaune wait up!" shouted Yang, wrapping her arm around his neck and shoulders only for Blake to wrap her arms around his stomach and the two of them stared glaring at one another.
Hell, Jaune could've sworn he saw colored lighting sparking between them.
Whatever, he never could understand women and their rivalries between them.
"Well Noodle Boy, YOU AND I are pretty much stuck here for the summer. Why don't we go and explore? Maybe we'll find something badass." said Yang, tugging on his left arm and oulling him away. Only for Blake to grab hold of his right arm and tugging on it.
"No, I think Jaune wants to find a quiet place to read. WITH ME." said Blake.
Pretty soon the two girls were having a tug-o-war match and using Jaune as the rope. Only the danger wasn't falling into a mud pit or pool filled with electric eels. It was Jaune's arms being pulled from their sockets.
"Enough!" he shouted, getting the girls' attention. "Before the two of you effectively pull my arms from thei sockets, how about you both let me go and I can go for a "walk"." said Jaune.
The girls thought about this for a moment before both coming to the same answer.
"No." said Yang/Blake. And the two of them went right back into playing tug-o-war with Jaune's arms.
Until when out of the woods came a Beowolf!
The girls had only just started their own training but were still to green to do anything more than hide behind Jaune, who quickly took a stance against the beast.
The two of them engaged in a stare down before the Beowolf lunged at them.
And as the black beast lunged toward them with it's maw open to recieve them a mysterious red light appeared on it's snout.
And with instinct he'd gained throughout his years, Jaune grabbed the two girls and ducked just in time for a red laser to shoot past them and cutting the Beowolf in half, leaving only a half seared corpse in it's wake.
The three of them looked up to see...DAVID!?
And in his arms was a massive device, it's exit ports smoking from excess heat and the head of the device seemed to be cooling down, no doubt from just being fired.
"Are you all alright!?" David exclaimed, rushing to their side. "I swear I thought we had the area secured. This one must've gotten past our perimeter. I'm so sorry." said the man, no loing having a goofy grin but a look of genuine worry.
"We're fine, David. Thank you." said Jaune, getting another look of David.
Perhaps he had judged him to harshly.
In the kind of world they lived in, it was sometimes a good thing to have optimistic people to remind that the world isn't so bad.
"Good, now let's back to camp and along the way we can start singing the Camp Campbell anthem!" said a returned joyous David.
Then again...maybe not.
"OHHHHH~ There's a place I know that's tucked away; A place where you and I can stay. Where we can go to laugh and play, and have adventures everyday! I know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true, Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!" sung David.
"Please stop." begged Jaune.
"We'll swim through lakes and climb up tress; catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees! There's endless possiblities and no; that's hyperbole!" he sung some more, stopping Blake from raising her hand to point out the obvious hyperbole.
"Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM" and that means I'm telling you~" sung David, reaching the climax.
"We've got; archery, hiking, search & rescue, biking, horseback, training that will save you from a heart attack, scuba diving, miming, keeping up with rhyming, football, limbo, science, stunting, pre-calc, spaceships, treasure hunting, bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze, and fights, and ghosts, and paints, and snakes, and knives, and chess, and dance, and weights-"
"IT'S CAMP CAMP!" he finished and just in time to be knocked out by Jaune, who was holding the large laser over his shoulder.
This going to be a fucking pain in the ass isn't it?" he asked to no one in particular.
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Greetings everyone and there you have it, my first Gun X RWBY Chibi omake! Hope you all enjoyed it. Obviously I won't be putting these up with every chapter or with every episode but they will appeare every now and again. Nothing new to add but I hope you're all enjoying the story so far.
Till next time!